Dan Standing and Alex Fort sit down with erotic mind control writer JR Parz, perhaps best known as the creator of MASTER PC. Together the trio explore how publishing has changed, First Person Vs Third Person erotic writing, consent and will in fiction, writing sex scenes for BE Story Club comics, Twilight fan fiction, balancing creative celebration with sales encouragement, and the secret to catching eyes on Amazon Kindle. 

We want to give a Trigger Warning for briefly, but bluntly, discussing what "erotic mind control" means in fiction versus real life. We also acknowledge and apologize for the use of "transgender" to refer to fetishized gender-swapping in a few instances. We'll be more proactive regarding this going forward.

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Mr. Standing and Mr. Fort drag this animated classic out of the Disney Vault to examine its many transformation sequences. But will cats enjoying boxes, songs that slow down the pace of musicals, calling out Grandpa Joe, noting how bone gotta bone, defining Beetlejuice's cartoon physics, discussing the relationship between Tony the Tiger and the Grinch, and continuing to complain about WISH ME LUCK be enough to break Dan out of his Mad Madam Mim Madness? 

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It's a guest episode, so prepare for those swears! But when Dan Standing, Alex Fort, and guest The Assistant are tackling 1994's INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE: THE VAMPIRE CHRONICLES maybe those dirty words are the right ones for a dirty soul!

Join our trio as they explore films that sound like other films, old audio-video technology, and how to achieve better LGBTQ+ representation in...anything, really.

Oh, and vampires. Sexy sexy vampires.

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In this episode Dan Standing and Alex Fort tackle a film so terrible Dan's computer twice tries to sabotage the podcast (if making Dan's voice extra deep counts)! Listen as our cohosts get sidetracked by the properties of ice, nuclear physics, and varying issues of logical quandaries just so they can save their sanity! Oh, and they also talk about genies...and the "Mr. Meeseeks" of barbarian women!?

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Dan Standing and Alex Fort tackle the late-night 1995 remake of THE WASP WOMAN, while also sort of reviewing the 1959 original through throwing shade. Dan also poses a challenge to the listeners regarding an upcoming episode.

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Join Dan Standing and Alex Fort LIVE! at the SizeCon[micro] virtual event as they explore 2012's Attack of the 50 Foot Cheerleader! Will they crush it...or will it crush them? And then will the robots take over the podcast? And can you guess the moment Dan thought they were given the FIVE minute warning instead of the fifteen?

It's a guest episode, so you know what that means! Swearing! But, also, Dan Standing and Alex Fort take a deep dive into John Landis' horror comedy AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON with their guest creator The Producer. Join the trio as they follow threads Mr. Landis could have never predicted by telling the tale of a werewolf blight.

Nor could Dan have predicted the technical failures that blighted him when recording! Will our co-hosts be able to pull it all together? And is it somewhat important context to know this was recorded on May 12th, 2020? Find out in this new episode of Modern Metamorphoses!

Dan Standing and Alex Fort tackle the size changing antics of the German film Help, I Shrunk My Teacher (Hilfe, ich hab meine Lehrerin geschrumpft). Marvel as the pair realize that a film about shrinking people involves something so much bigger than either of them expected!

Then Dan delves into the Transformeum to bemuse Alex with the small press comic Metallica, The Woman of Iron by David Neal Miller. Plus, ModMeta Book Club briefly visits Chapters 6-15 of Tyra Bank's Modelland, and boy is it delivering! Join us for an all access discussion of shrinking, inanimate, and so much more!

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Dan Standing and Alex Fort chat with amazing writer/director Rolfe Kanefsky! Do you want to hear the incredible behind-the-scenes production process of late night erotic cable programming? How you can still watch some of those in 3D? The trials and tribulations making feature films like There's Nothing Out There, Jacqueline Hyde, Pretty Cool, Adventures Into the Woods, and The Black Room? And of course, an intimate look at the genesis of our favorite short flick, Mood Boobs? If any of that intrigues, tune in! Oh, and we get an early insight into an upcoming film with a writing credit from JR Parz?!

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Co-hosts Dan Standing and Alex Fort explore transformation themes in 1997's MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNIHILATION! Has Dan ever been more dower? Can Alex turn that frown upside-down? Just how awesome is Jax?

Also discussed are Lyssa Drak from the GREEN LANTERN comics, and the first five chapters of Tyra Banks' MODELLAND. Join an academic and general-audience-friendly discussion!

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