Ukuma seems like such a kind soul, I hope our heroes don’t have to fight her at any point. Also what are these tests? They’re a little concerning, truth be told. Anything that is titled after a god frightens me. Right, Max Hedman?

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Now it is finally time to enter the domain of Auril. What will our heroes find in Grimskalle? Nothing good, I can assure you. One can only hope they find what they are looking for! Right, Max Hedman?

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What a harrowing fight! Our heroes truly are lucky, I’m not sure there are many who could have survived that altercation. Yet survive they did! And they will continue to survive as they go on to face the Frost Maiden herself…hopefully. I’ll be honest, Max Hedman, I’m getting nervous. I hope our party can do it. Can you play me something to help ease my nerves?

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Woah.. Logic.. has now mysteriously doubled? What harrowing situation will our adventurers have to muck through now? Stay tuned to find out.

By all that is holy…I can’t be the only one frightened right now, right?? I’m shaking as if I was on the island with them. Nothing good can come from being here, but be here our heroes must. Let’s keep them in our thoughts, please. Max Hedman, please play us a song to keep us strong and warm.

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Well those negotiations went well, I think. Time to go to the Sea of Moving Ice! Hopefully that will be easy. Just have to get that Codicil of White. Easy peasy. I’m not worried. You’re not worried either, right Max Hedman??

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So it looks like shit is about to go down. Which is…troubling to say the least. Well hey, at least Bastion got in a good punch of Stonefist. That guys pisses me off. But now they’ll all die together so I guess it doesn’t matter. You know, I feel like this stubbornness was a way to railroad our heroes into a fight…but surely the DM wouldn’t do that, right?? What say you, Max Hedman??

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Gods I hope this is a good idea. I know Stonefist doesn’t trust this situation, but hopefully he will be able to swallow his pride. Or maybe he’s right and everyone will die! That would be a great end to our story. That was sarcasm by the way. Can you tell sarcasm through text, Max Hedman?

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These goliaths have too much drama if you ask me. Give me a tribe that has like, zero bad things happening to it. I’d chill with them. I just don’t understand generational grudges, I guess. They just don’t make sense. Once most of the old guard is gone, who cares what was done to them? Let the young live their lives. How do you feel about it, Max Hedman?

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Our Bitter Hearts have been through so much. Now they must be peace keepers. While there is nothing wrong with that, I hope they haven’t lost the plot. At least these Goliaths are agreeable. Let’s hope the next group is as well! I can only imagine that they would be! Right, Max Hedman?

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