Time to go see some orcs! This is absolutely going to be a hard and bloody battle, but I guess depending on the amount of orcs it shouldn’t be too bad. Just make sure Oolix stays in the back. I don’t want a single gel on that ooze’s head to be damaged. Too precious for this world. Right, Max Hedman?

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Gods don’t you just love when you win?? I know our heroes are feeling pretty damn proud of themselves right now. And they should! Taking down an entire operation of bandits is no small feat! Well maybe for some folks like our previous protagonists…but regardless! I’m proud of them, and I feel like they should be celebrated! Crack open some bottles and start playing a tune, Max Hedman!

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Bradley really doged a bullet with Elsa, huh? Good thing he became a depressed alcoholic! Also I’m happy that they got some comeuppance for being so rude to our heroes. Does being rude deserve death? In this instance, yes! But I’m not judge, jury, or executioner. That would be Max Hedman.

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This is a very interesting hideout. You’re telling me this group of riff raff coexists with a nothic AND skeletons??? I’m not buying it. Something fishy is going on here. Well, hopefully our heroes can make short work of these grunts and get to the big boss relatively quickly. I have hope! Do you, Max Hedman?

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That Nothic wasn’t too bad! Let’s hope the rest of this (for lack of a better term) dungeon goes well! I think our heroes will survive, they seem pretty confident. And it’s not like the Red Brands are trained fighters! Random street youths are easier to fight than soldiers, right Max Hedman?

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Oh no. I hope the family is safe. I hope our heroes can help. Maybe this is just a random forest fire and nothing bad is happening?? The title of the episode has me a little scared though…please help me calm down Max Hedman.

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Harbon is the absolute WORST! He can’t stand the sight of a few dead bodies? What a CHUMP. Gods I hate him. I hope they elect a new town master. Someone incredible. Someone smart. Someone brave. Someone…like Max Hedman? Maybe?

Also, I guess I should say something about the Red Brands. Well there you go.

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Everyone here is so rude like what the hell??? Just the worst people I’ve ever had the displeasure of encountering. Someone tell that barkeep to grown a damn spine. Also that Chad character just makes me irrationally angry. I can understand why a certain bard tried to punch him. Perhaps you can get the drop on him, Max Hedman?

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So that didn’t go as planned. I mean..who doesn’t mess up on their job every once in a while?? Also stink-eye from villagers can really mean anything! We don’t know the whole situation! I’m not going to count our heroes out just yet! Things can still go well for them. Right, Max Hedman?

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