Oh man, what a cliffhanger! I hope we get the conclusion to it immediately! Or…are we going to hear the other side? No, no, that’s fine. I just…I need to see the outcome. But I can wait! As long as we get it next episode…right?

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Oolix is maybe the worst person to be alone I think. Quite literally it’s squishy. Like what is Oolix supposed to do if it runs into any trouble??? This does not bode well, and I don’t even know if I want to listen. Tell me what happens, Max Hedman.

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That wasn’t too bad of an encounter! Hopefully that’s the worst of what this forest holds….what do you mean look at the title of the episode?? What do you mean it’s not really a spoiler if it happens pretty early on?? Why is this description becoming even more meta than usual??? My brain is wracked, can I borrow yours Max Hedman?

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Well, time to trek the woods. Hopefully nothing bad will happen! Surely, it won’t. Right? Max Hedman?

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I am so sorry Gem. I can’t even begin to imagine how you are feeling. How did your mother even get involved??? It just doesn’t make sense to me. I hope we can get to the bottom of this mystery soon. Very soon. Let’s hope our party can keep up Gem’s sprits. I would hate to see what would happen otherwise.

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Gods I love when things are resolved peacefully. I mean fighting and violence can be gratifying, but there’s just something about finding out a non-violent solution to a problem that really tugs at my heart strings. Also Gem and Kayrn are going to have to do something pretty spectacular to dethrone Oolix as my favorite now. Right, Max Hedman?

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Time to go see some orcs! This is absolutely going to be a hard and bloody battle, but I guess depending on the amount of orcs it shouldn’t be too bad. Just make sure Oolix stays in the back. I don’t want a single gel on that ooze’s head to be damaged. Too precious for this world. Right, Max Hedman?

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Gods don’t you just love when you win?? I know our heroes are feeling pretty damn proud of themselves right now. And they should! Taking down an entire operation of bandits is no small feat! Well maybe for some folks like our previous protagonists…but regardless! I’m proud of them, and I feel like they should be celebrated! Crack open some bottles and start playing a tune, Max Hedman!

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Bradley really doged a bullet with Elsa, huh? Good thing he became a depressed alcoholic! Also I’m happy that they got some comeuppance for being so rude to our heroes. Does being rude deserve death? In this instance, yes! But I’m not judge, jury, or executioner. That would be Max Hedman.

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