Harbon is the absolute WORST! He can’t stand the sight of a few dead bodies? What a CHUMP. Gods I hate him. I hope they elect a new town master. Someone incredible. Someone smart. Someone brave. Someone…like Max Hedman? Maybe?

Also, I guess I should say something about the Red Brands. Well there you go.

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Everyone here is so rude like what the hell??? Just the worst people I’ve ever had the displeasure of encountering. Someone tell that barkeep to grown a damn spine. Also that Chad character just makes me irrationally angry. I can understand why a certain bard tried to punch him. Perhaps you can get the drop on him, Max Hedman?

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So that didn’t go as planned. I mean..who doesn’t mess up on their job every once in a while?? Also stink-eye from villagers can really mean anything! We don’t know the whole situation! I’m not going to count our heroes out just yet! Things can still go well for them. Right, Max Hedman?

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What a precarious situation indeed! Hopefully our heroes can get out of this with no trouble. I have faith that they will be able to save Sildar and defeat Yeemik quite easily! Then they can head to Phandalin and all have a pint! All on Gundren’s coin, of course. Right, Max Hedman?

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So this hideout hasn’t been too dangerous so far, which is great! But this guy here…he’s making me a bit nervous. Hopefully our fledgling heroes don’t have too much trouble. I’d hate to see any of them die this early in the adventure! I say you play us an optimistic yet cautious tune, Max Hedman.

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So those Goblins were kind of pushovers if you ask me. Perhaps their leader will be a bigger threat? It’s always a bit scary to think about going to a cavern/hideout, but I’m certain if anyone is up for it our heroes are! Or they at least better be. I can’t imagine this will be friendly for those who are unprepared. Right, Max Hedman?

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Oolix, Karyn, and Gem! What a trio of unexpected heroes! I know I have high hopes for them. Hopefully they can get this delivery done and get adventuring. Maybe they’ll even run into Bradley Copper and hear his sweet, sultry tunes (which sound surprisingly similar to Max Hedman).

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It’s a new day and a new adventure!! I am SO excited to meet our new crew! I’m really looking forward to getting to know them as we weave our way through this familiar, yet different, location! Maybe they’ll even run into ol’ Bradley Copper…that would be the dream. Right, Max Hedman?

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Yes folks, it’s that time again! We have a talk back!! Also, we have a very special surprise guest that I don’t think ANY of you will see coming!!!! Please be sure to listen to the whole thing as we dig in to this past season of Modular!!

Well this is it, folks! This is the end of the story for our current heroes! Hopefully things go smoothly. Otherwise…I’m not sure how I’d feel. It is a bit sad, I think I’ve started to grow accustomed to these guys. Let’s hope they survive so we can see them again another time! Right, Max Hedman?

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