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This is a very interesting hideout. You’re telling me this group of riff raff coexists with a nothic AND skeletons??? I’m not buying it. Something fishy is going on here. Well, hopefully our heroes can make short work of these grunts and get to the big boss relatively quickly. I have hope! Do you, Max Hedman?

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That Nothic wasn’t too bad! Let’s hope the rest of this (for lack of a better term) dungeon goes well! I think our heroes will survive, they seem pretty confident. And it’s not like the Red Brands are trained fighters! Random street youths are easier to fight than soldiers, right Max Hedman?

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Oh no. I hope the family is safe. I hope our heroes can help. Maybe this is just a random forest fire and nothing bad is happening?? The title of the episode has me a little scared though…please help me calm down Max Hedman.

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Harbon is the absolute WORST! He can’t stand the sight of a few dead bodies? What a CHUMP. Gods I hate him. I hope they elect a new town master. Someone incredible. Someone smart. Someone brave. Someone…like Max Hedman? Maybe?

Also, I guess I should say something about the Red Brands. Well there you go.

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Everyone here is so rude like what the hell??? Just the worst people I’ve ever had the displeasure of encountering. Someone tell that barkeep to grown a damn spine. Also that Chad character just makes me irrationally angry. I can understand why a certain bard tried to punch him. Perhaps you can get the drop on him, Max Hedman?

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So that didn’t go as planned. I mean..who doesn’t mess up on their job every once in a while?? Also stink-eye from villagers can really mean anything! We don’t know the whole situation! I’m not going to count our heroes out just yet! Things can still go well for them. Right, Max Hedman?

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What a precarious situation indeed! Hopefully our heroes can get out of this with no trouble. I have faith that they will be able to save Sildar and defeat Yeemik quite easily! Then they can head to Phandalin and all have a pint! All on Gundren’s coin, of course. Right, Max Hedman?

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So this hideout hasn’t been too dangerous so far, which is great! But this guy here…he’s making me a bit nervous. Hopefully our fledgling heroes don’t have too much trouble. I’d hate to see any of them die this early in the adventure! I say you play us an optimistic yet cautious tune, Max Hedman.

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So those Goblins were kind of pushovers if you ask me. Perhaps their leader will be a bigger threat? It’s always a bit scary to think about going to a cavern/hideout, but I’m certain if anyone is up for it our heroes are! Or they at least better be. I can’t imagine this will be friendly for those who are unprepared. Right, Max Hedman?

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