Milo has guests in the (remote) studio! He's joined by two aunts and two cousins. The aunts are arguing, and the cousins are critiquing. Milo and his guest judges must weigh the merits of zebras vs donkeys.

How do you make rapid fire-episodes more exciting? Make them random!!! Milo walked around the house with two bags and shoved things in. Now Dad and Mom have to debate their merits. Sound chaotic? It is!

It's Valentine's Day, and love is in the air(waves). This week in honor of Cupid's favorite holiday, we're debating cards vs flowers. Cards could carry the contest, or Milo might find flowers far finer.

Today we're talking mammals, specifically, hyenas and coyotes. These creatures might not seem like your traditional match-up, but Milo wants to know...which is better? 

Guest episode alert! This week Milo makes our friends Chris and Laura (with special guest appearance by their three year old) argue about sweet treats. Do muffins merit major marks or will cookies come closer? 

Milo must be hungry...and maybe a little bored. This week he's got Mom and Dad debating food and games. Listen in to learn a little more about how we eat and play.

Who eats ants? 

ANTEATERS! 

Who else eats ants? 

ARMADILLOS! 

Want to know which one does it better? 

LISTEN TO THE EPISODE!

To kick off the new season and the new year, Milo has decreed the battle of the rodents: squirrels vs chipmunks. Of course there's a lot of good things to say about both adorable animals, but you could listen just for the story at the beginning. Maybe we should have called this episode Squirrels vs Dad.

It's the Mom Vs Dad season finale: Rudolph vs Frosty. Rudolph and Frosty* defend their legends in a fight that will determine which beloved character brings the most Christmas joy.

*Yes, Dad will do another funny voice

Is sledding better than ice skating? Do you prefer garland or tree lights? Why do we keep talking about our cats? These are the hard-hitting questions we tackle in this rapid-fire Christmas-themed episode.