Forced poker shout-outs; Keith’s parental ultimatum; parental stress and mental health; Kyle’s nutritionist; friends, family, and politics; COVID-19, cops, masks, and Hollywood; 56-year-old Brad Pitt’s 27-year-old married girlfriend

3316: Mommy Issues w/ Kyle Ocasio

Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005) is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG host and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductee Keith Malley and guests talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, the LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, family, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic.

Keith creates an aggressive but safe place for his guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promotes a frank and hilarious atmosphere.

KATG is known for its rabid and supported fan-base. In fact, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. 

Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. 

"You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." 

-Marc Maron 

The show - which has been available for two decades with over 3,800 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such greats as the late Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Bowen Yang (SNL), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert), and many others!

KATG has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more!

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MeMeCherry! Viola! Snikki! Chris! The Chat Pack! Yes, sometimes the universe tests our patience, but we push through and have a ROCKIN’ good time! In this episode we discuss Drag, alcoholism, boundaries, the Pope, internet cats, reality TV, impressions, acid, L.A., relationships, and pronouns! Episodes discussed: 36: Keepin' It Real 713: Quitter w/ Michael Mattera 1168: The Key of Awesome w/ Mark Douglas 1373: Triple Rush w/ JessNYC and Dillon Roberts 1766: Full of Gass w/ Craig Gass 2615: Acid Attack w/ Grant Lindahl 2851: MURDER w/ Paul Gilmartin 3064: Chemdawg w/ Max Cohen 3260: It Started As a Joke w/ Eugene Mirman 3658: Humans Being w/ MJ Knefel

3811: Take 5 (A Chu & A/Chat Pack Extravaganza) w/ Newsy and the Chat Pack

Minimum Rage, birthday fuckin’, the explanation of Passover, Donald Trump’s courtroom stink. The connection? God made them all, and the gang is ready to break it all down. Rod Morrow, Hollywood Craig Klein, and Diamond Dogs’ Chris discuss Keith’s dad wishing Keith a HAPPY BIRTHDAY and Keith’s response; John Wayne Bobbitt not only losing his dick, but all his toes as well; and, Chemda’s shout-out on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale. Oh, and Keith has his PRO megaphone. FAWWWWWWT!!!!! (Very safe for work.)

3810: God Is One of Us w/ Rod Morrow, Craig Klein, and Diamond Dogs’ Chris

New guest Laura Merli joins Keith to discuss their problems with physical directions and people (ugh). Also, O. J. Simpson is still dead, and Keith is very excited about a PRO megaphone.

3809: Being Awkward w/ Laura Merli

Turns out God found the real killer. Sean Keane and Emily Walsh help discuss the passing of O. J. (That one.) The trio also discusses The Golden Bachelor’s immediate divorce, art and honesty, and basketball and money laundering.

3808: The Passing of Football Great O. J. Simpson w/ Sean Keane and Emily Walsh

THE FIRST NEW GUEST TO KATG IN THIS BRAND NEW WORLD! Ellie Hino helps Keith recognize that, yeah, life is a little insane. Iris Bahr shouted out Chemda on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale! Keith internally freaked the fuck out at Katharine Heller’s show The Infinite Wrench! You’ll learn how to be more important to your spouse than their new child! (Spoiler: have sex with your spouse.) And then other stuff: ADHD, bisexuality, THE MASTERS, etc.

3316: Mommy Issues w/ Kyle Ocasio

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