MOMS RULE!

Stephanie Blum from HBO's Comedy Minutes tells her husband Greg that their dog has reached puberty. Do people like dogs better than babies? (5 minutes)

Comedian and school psychologist Stephanie Blum answers your questions. From her LIVE radio show, she discusses people touching your baby or your pregnant stomach - without asking!

Plus, parenting tips for hygiene, diapers, and bribing your child so they'll do what you want.

Also, porn-star Corey calls in to find out why Stephanie and husband Greg use the word, "retarded" so freely. Staff members Antubert and Mr. Maui join in on the fun as well! Inappropriate parenting humor for all.

From COMICS UNLEASHED, it's Stephanie Blum! Are you frustrated over your child's behavior? How about your spouse's? In this short episode, married hosts, Stephanie and Greg try to shed light on children with sensory sensitivity issues. Unfortunately, they can't stop fighting with each other. Their loss is your comedic gain! Catch a few well-deserved laughs!!! (And read "The Sensory Sensitive Child")

Should Stephanie be required to become a registered nurse in order to take care of other people's kids??? WTF! (5 min.)

Stephanie's sister-in-law (Greg's sister) calls in with her non-stop desperate angry housewife rants. (11 min.)

Married hosts, Greg and Stephanie Blum welcome CEO of TalkRadioX, Ant Johnson as he calls in to brag about his Asian wife's tiny vagina and his American-sized penis. (5 min.)

What do you do if your child blurts out something in front of strangers? (3 min.)

CHEERIOS IN MY UNDERWEAR author and founder of SHE'S HISTORY, Amy Simon calls in. Greg asks how he can Greg fix his relationship with Stephanie.

Stephanie's husband, Greg sets off PANIC ALARM while trying to protect the house from burglars.

Stephanie is horrified when Greg reveals his penis to their daughter. (2 minutes)