*Slim is asked to explain his head injury, but perhaps the head injury explains Slim.

*The Super Bowl might finally be moved to a three-day weekend. 

*Sexsomnia: What is it and how do I use it as an excuse to get out of embarrassing situations? 

*Would your opinions about Candidate A change if you learned that they shot their pet dog?

*The White House Correspondents Dinner was this weekend and Biden "roasted" Trump. So of course, Trump fake-tweeted about it. 

*Your car might know more about you than your parents and your phone.

*A woman waiting to be seated at a restaurant spots a teen in a short skirt. Thinking the skirt is a threat to the wellbeing of children, the woman decides to ____.  Alleged Utah employee charged with sexual battery after skirt-dispute video goes viral | KSL.com

*Some dads kiss their sons on the lips. Some dads nibble their sons' earlobes on live tv. Cops investigate viral video of man 'nibbling boy's ear' at World Snooker Championship (msn.com)

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