Lazlo's son went through surgery, and people who film their kids’ post-surgery are weird. SlimFast almost yelled at a lady going to a food bank. RIP Ace Frehley, and there's now a Brewers Karen. Lazlo places his sports bets, and loves going to the strip-club mid-day. In Headlines, the guys discuss the three guys in Halloween masks who threatened a Virginia woman, the Florida teen who faked his own abduction, a brain surgeon who let their 12 year old drill a skull during an operation, Kim K’s is selling pubic hair thongs, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts’ the Joe Camel of Kratom. What's with all these women teachers hooking up with students? Slim got a warning from his neighbor. Lazlo and SlimFast are DISGUSTED by women' s bathroom (and periods). SlimFast gave himself a sponge bath, and Lazlo places a lot of money on a sports bet. Would you re-do your college years? In Headlines, a lady got stabbed in Marshalls due to a slow line, Erotica Chat GBT is coming, lead is being found in protein powder, a Missouri dad coached his daughter while she was beating up her bully, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

With the new controversy with the Blue Valley School Teacher, Lazlo and SlimFast admit to riling up kids in his school. The guys reflect on ’Tuesday with Lazlo,’ and talk about becoming ‘empty nesters.’ Lazlo and Slim HIGHLY recommend Task. What's the scariest movie of all time? Was ‘Oscar’ banging Slims’ mom?? Courtney Love was a lead singer for Faith No More??? In Headlines, the guys discuss the recent Nor’easter, Alec Baldwin is being messy (again), a Denver cop that was fired for hitting on a domestic violence survivor, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

We’re back! Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Lazlo' sons’ torn ACL, and the man causing a scene on Slims’ honeymoon plane. Lazlo rants about the refs always saying ‘upon further discussion,’ and Slim is heavily against having stickers on your car if you want to avoid road rage. In Headlines, the guys discuss the helicopter crash in California, the multiple homecoming shootings that happened in Mississippi, a woman getting shot at a Petsmart after not saying ‘Thank you,’ hostages being released, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SimFast worry (at least, somewhat) about medical bills. Lazlo was given a note by everyone in the 4th grade saying they don’t like him, and Lazlo and SlimFast are Tunnel buddies. What do women see as red flags, early on? College is EXPENSIVE, and Lazlo picks his sports bets. In Headlines: Tyrese Gibson (from Four Brothers) has a warrant for animal cruelty, ChatGBT got a kid in Missouri busted after he asked about smashing car windows, a 22 year old man faked an ID to enroll back into HighSchool, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo’s son tore his ACL, and SlimFast and Lazlo debate whether men and women should have the same physical tests. Go Tigers! Lazlo strongly advises people to keep their shoes on at work and finds the after-parties at weddings cringe-worthy. After hearing about the announcer who called the Alabama Honeybees “the face of Ozempic,” the guys wonder if he went too far. In Headlines, the guys talk about how Trump wants to use cities as training grounds and fire overweight generals and admirals, the government shutdown, a Michigan football player body-slamming another player and breaking his spine, and much, much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo grills SlimFast about his upcoming wedding; Why hasn't he said anything?? Bob gave Slim ‘The Prenup Talk.’ What do you start dreading doing once you're older? ChatGBT now has parental controls, and Mr Beasts’ newest video shouldn’t be that controversial. KFC’s ‘ Great Great Great Nephew’ leaked a secret recipe, and it leads the guys to think people are humping couches. Younger people don’t drive with music on? And since when did they start smoking? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

How did Lazlo get his ex-wife to watch football? And what were parents feeding their kids in the 80s and 90s? Jeriney pays us a visit! SlimFast and Lazlo discuss dating app expectations, and Lazlo shares the stats on how likely your kid is to be yours (spoiler alert: it’s low). Lazlo and SlimFast are blown away by how many country singers have “Brian” or “Bryant” in their name. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast cover the multiple mass shootings over the weekend, new evidence in the Yogurt Shop murders after 30 years, two 14-year-old girls who stole 25 guinea pigs, Bad Bunny headlining the Super Bowl, a man admitting to killing his parents on TV, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

David Bell, one of Kansas City’s top defense attorneys, joins SlimFast and Lazlo to answer all the big questions—like, “What do I do if I hit a DUI checkpoint?” and "What's a case you had that should be a Netflix doc?”

SlimFast didn’t get donuts, and Lazlo and Summer are BUMMED. What are Lazlo and Slims’ “Don’t knock it till you try it,” life hacks? Lazlo and SlimFast brainstorm questions to ask a Defense Attorney. Wichita was voted as the least friendliest cities?? And SlimFast heavily agrees? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Trumps’ order with Tik Tok, Hegseth calling top military leaders to a meeting, the singer D4vd and the on-going murder-case, Trump thinking about moving FIFA, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!