Lazlo pants are creamy, and SlimFast keeps flexing his outfit. Lazlo wants his kids to push him onto I-75 if he ends up in a wheelchair, and gives advice on managing his kids' grades. Lazlo almost beat this guy up at Disney, and the guys discuss cutting lines. Pete Carrol getting fired is outrageous, and Lazlo places his bets for college basketball. SlimFast tells the story of hooking up with a local reporter. Where did the Jehovah Witnesses go? In Headlines, the guys discuss the Monday Night Football Murder, Adrian Gonzales (former Uvalde schools officer ) facing trial, the Prairie Village spider monkey, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

It feels weird to be off Holiday break, and saying ‘Girlfriend’ is cringe. Lazlo gives a long awaited back update, and wants to run Venezuela. People say Lazlo’s either too fat or too skinny, and the guys are fascinated with federal holidays. There's no Overland Park in Italy. It’s a GREAT time for betting, and what's going to happen to Travis Kelce? In Headlines, Will Smith is getting sued for sexual harassment (and is a cuck), the US took Venezuelas’ president, Slim is excited for the McRib Lawsuit, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's Dad worked for organized crime, and Gary Bus ey gave the most INSANE Christmas present. Christmas shopping is stressing SlimFasts’ wife OUT. Lazlo had a plane fly over the Royals that said, “Sluggers a pussy,” Dubai Chocolate was created to cover up a porn act. What's a good quarterback name? Lazlo places his sports bets. In Headlines, the guys discuss the Epstein Files being released today and the current photos available, Greg Biffle dying in a plane crash, the new Kennedy Center being re-named, and much much more! And, Happy Holidays! We’ll be returning back on the 5th. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

You should never read negative comments; Lazlo disagrees. Do Lazlo or Slim have white trash in their family? SlimFast tells the story of fighting a little person. The guys are hyped for the upcoming games. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the reclassification of weed, Trump's address to the nation from last night, a new viral TikTok trend called ‘bonesmashing,’ Ghislaine Maxwell trying to get her trafficking charge dropped, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast practice radical acceptance. Everyone has an old best friend they talk to (begrudgingly), and a Tik Toker is getting canceled for doing an angel tree. Lazlos' getting into Facebook Marketplace, and is now a feminist! The guys want Lazlo's mom to shut her whore-pancake-eating-mouth. In Headlines, the guys discuss D4vd having an industrial incinerator, a 2nd Doctor being charged in Matthew Perry's death, the new developments with the Reiner murders, the terrorist attack in Australia, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Why weren’t we on yesterday? Lazlo talks about FMLA. The guys know nothing about their insurance, and Lazlo has two hearts. Summers getting Lazlo and SlimFast wrapped into a scam. Lazlo predicts NO ONE will wear red on Friday, and places his sports bets. In Headlines, the guys discuss Sherone Moore's first preliminary hearing, the University of Brown shooting, Rob Reiner and his wife getting stabbed by their son, a woman found dead in a dollar tree, a man pleading guilty to shaking his baby, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo is grumpy, and clears the air about driving on opioids. Lazlos’ mom thinks his pants are too baggy, and the Sheronne Moore situation got a lot darker. SlimFast is geeked about the Buccaneers’ uniforms last night, and Lazlo places his bets on the upcoming Chiefs vs Chargers game. Corporate is asking for Lazlos’ doctors to sign a document for him to work. In Headlines, the guys talk about Disneys’ billion dollar deal with Open AI, the MyPillow CEO running for office, a KC man that has multiple hit and runs, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlos’ mom helping is like Little Nathan Lane, and Lazlo rants about Reddit. Who should be the new Michigan Coach? Happy Break-Up Day! In Headlines, the guys discuss the breaking news of Sherrone Moore getting fired, a man saying he teleported into a stolen BMW, a DoorDasher spraying pepper spray onto a bag of Arby's, the US taking Venezuela' s oil tanker, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's son, who is really good with Legos, helped with his clip line. Lazlo and SlimFast tell stories about Mc’ing for big indie/punk bands. Taylor Sheridan is not slowing down, despite what people think. Lazlo and SlimFast are planning a ‘cougar trap.’ What are the most stressful things to decide? Pornhub has released their ‘Most Searched’ terms of 2025. In Headlines, the guys discuss Bonnie Blue getting arrested in Bali, the shooting at Kentucky State University, AT&T is discontinuing landlines, the New Jersey Santa that was found to have a lot of child porn, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo is begrudgingly durable, and is cooking up a lawsuit. Bob gives Lazlo a chair, and SlimFast steals steaks from Aldi. Taylor is paying a bride a LOT of money (hopefully) for a venue, and Philip Rivers is coming out of retirement. Lazlo gets on SlimFast for masterbaiting on to the floor, and Summer explains smutty Fanfiction. Lazlo tells his Emergency Room story. In Headlines, the guys discuss Paramount's hostile bid for Warner Bros, a man shooting a shopper because he thought he was stealing, Australia restricting children from accessing social media, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!