SlimFast thinks his dad is a Fortnite non-war vet. People aren't as mad when the animals fighting are ugly. Rick Springfield is on Joe Rogan (?), which sends Lazlo down a rabbit hole. Doesn't matter who you are — homeless, children, whoever — the guys WILL steal from you given the chance. And a $400 steak is not the same as a Texas Roadhouse steak, despite what Slim says. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

Lazlo and SlimFast have a tried-and-true way to tell if you’re depressed. Drop a bomb on AI if you’re so worried, and LET CASHIERS SIT! The guys talk with Joshua Vernier about what the Royals’ next season could look like. Entourage is fighting with… Jake Paul? And who the hell Matteo Lane? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

Lazlo put a 3-wood through someone’s window before the show, wants to put a casino in Kansas City, and thinks ChatGPT can be your digital diary. Plus, masturbation at 8 AM, a fight with a listener, Evil Cat in the Hat, plastic surgeons warn about Snapchat dysphoria, and newly released 9/11 documents. Stream The Church of Lazlo on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo played “Landslide” when he dropped Gyro at college (unironically), and wishes SOMEONE in the studio watched football. Maybe don’t write in your pedo group chat on a plane, and maybe Google the roster before dating an NFL player. America and Canada are frenemies, Trumps dropping video games, and segways were supposed to be the coolest invention on earth. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

A woman got caught cheating via a vacuum robot camera, and everyone is shocked that NFL players are playing in college football. Ladies, don’t be ungrateful if a man has an entire Ed-Gain style shrine dedicated to you. The guys discuss the ongoing KC case involving Katie Garcia, Gyro gets ready to head off to college, and Flock cameras are being used for more than just license plates. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

No one believed Lazlo was actually sober in DUI class, and he got suspended in 2002 for saying some… questionable things about the D.C. Sniper. SlimFast makes himself pass out, Lazlo convinced himself he had rapidly developing ALS, and Bill Gates is a dork. The guys talk college football, NIL, and Lindsay Clancy. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

When’s the last time Lazlo gambled? Jed York’s bodycam was released, much to the dismay of the guys. Lazlo is pissed about the Meta lawsuit, the Pro Bowl is OVER, and Gyro is going to be in a commercial. Everyone gets really confused by the new “poisonous beef” concerns, and old people are having affairs with sexy AI deepfakes. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast FINALLY got his Wade Davis baseball. RIP Dolly Parton. Football players are getting CTE, Chucky-guy got caught, and Canada’s mad at us. Lazlo didn’t initially want kids, and talks about father-son dynamics. SlimFast prepares for his own post-death message. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast react to the Callaway ad that got pulled. In all the whorehouses in all of Ohio, how the hell did they get the 49ers owner? Lazlo thinks Boston is corporate slop, and he doesn’t understand why people care so much about loan forgiveness. Would you give your car to a cop? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

AI dressed SlimFast today, and somehow managed to avoid a potentially TERRIBLE tragedy at Cheddar’s. Lazlo thinks the coach who punted a football straight into a player’s nuts should be fired, and he has absolutely no interest in a schizophrenia simulator. People online are cruel, and Lazlo and SlimFast are making a mutual exchange: one vibrator for one signed Wade Davis baseball. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!