Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Comedy is SUPPOSED to make you uncomfortable. Why does no one give up a heads-up for lawsuits? Lazlo finally has someone to talk bets with: Mike Palm from Circa Sports. Stand-up comic Olivia Carter, seen on Funny AF with Kevin Hart, joins the show. Louis C.K. wrote an entire bit slamming Lazlo and SlimFast. And if you’re watching porn while driving, make sure you have a backup phone. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

Lazlo is enraged by our Reddit, and by the cleaning lady. SlimFast totally doesn't poop in the urinal, the guys shop for an E-Bike, and a toddler was left in the morgue. Who is responsible for Jalen Hurts? And why are Joe Buck and Troy Aikman yelling at each other? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

Would you get performance-enhancing surgery? SlimFast’s face looks like he’s having a severe allergic reaction. Lazlo says being born with a big weiner makes you a natural leader. Kids are going for Quiet Lux, Lazlo feels bad about breaking up with his ChatGBT, and gets into a fight with the cleaning lady. Summer and Lazlo are going drinking! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

Lazlo puts down a full-grown man’s paycheck on Ole Miss, while SlimFast digs through the trash for strangers’ ATM receipts. M’Lady, you’re dressed mighty sluttish today. The guys get into a heated debate about blanket consent. Plus, join The Church of Lazlo Scooter Soccer League, Lazlo trades golf for a new challenge, and SlimFast’s wife hits him and calls him a turkey. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

Maybe it’s not a great idea to pay high schoolers $10 million. If Diddy gets Olive Garden in prison, let the other inmates hit a Geek Bar. Why are you THIS angry at 8:16 AM? Maybe leave the murder out of the murder-suicide. A woman drove through a Wichita soccer game, Tim Busfields' case was dismissed, and Travis Kelces' mom is disputing his old tweets. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

Getting double vision is a total bitch move. SlimFast says “German Robot Grope Girls Butt = Funny.” If you’re in prison for over 10 years, just get the death penalty. The guys defending… Kelly Clarkson? What the hell, WE want laptops from North Korea! And people who complain about nepo babies are HYPOCRITES. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

SlimFast denies that he EVER wore Japenese shoes. If there’s money involved, it’s not gay. Lazlo misses Sherrone Moore :( What would Kyle Chandler do? Lazlo poisoned SlimFast’s coffee with Anti-Feeze like 10 years ago. Anyone want to trade for some K-State tickets? Selma Blair attacked flight attendants, AI researchers are taking up smoking, and robot vacuums are spying on you. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Sorry, SlimFast. Men watched SPORTS this weekend, not some random Facebook movie. Lazlo puts money on where they’re going to stream the Fort Hood execution. If babies hear the “F Word,” their heads would probably explode. And why do all dads in movies just… suck? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast and Snowcone were the true Live-Leakers. Lazlos OUT on this whole ‘live execution’ thing. Caleb Williams hurt his vagina :(. A 6 year old shot his teacher and then called the cops a ‘whore,’ a teen got hit and killed by a St Louis Deputy car, and Slim is distraught that Gushers are bad for you. They guys last minute bet on High School Football. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast

Lazlo got heckled on the golf course. Back in the da y, you were allowed to swing your dick around. Another Chinese Spy was caught, SlimFast trips and bombs the news, and Android users are losers. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast