Lazlo goes on a passionate rant as a continuation of his last Facebook post. Summer shares if she' s ever had an STD, and Lazlo is super hyped for college football. SlimFast gives a hack on how to get cheap subscriptions. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss the Door Dashers’ car that was destroyed over a wrong order, a woman with ALS that was given a voice via AI, Erik Menendez being denied parole, the Pulse nightclub memorial getting removed, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo Podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast HATED school, and Lazlo talks about dropping out. Lazlo and Slim rant about divorce lawyers. Seann William Scott from American Pie is apparently filthy rich, and Lazlo eggs on the mean comments on our Facebook. The guys answer important questions, like, “What should you splurge on?” and “Is porn harmful?” In Headlines, SlimFast brings up the Southern California that man was caught dragging his wife's body (and, issues a caution for women), a Canadian that beat up someone who broke into his house and got charged, Ohio Residents that are getting hate mail for having pride flags up, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on their first (crappy) jobs. Lazlo believes the government should give a basic living quota that people can live off of; SlimFast somewhat agrees. Is Kansas fun? Lazlo gives his sports betting tips of the day, and recommends we bring back ass kicking. In Headlines, the guys discuss a Florida man that was charged for aiming sprinklers at disabled kids, Russia giving someone in Alaska a motorcycle, Sydeny Sweeny’s new film that flopped, everyone making reservations at Travis Kelces’ and Patrick Mahomes’ steak house, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts

There' s storm sirens going off, and Lazlo and SlimFast genuinely don’t care. If someone was beating up your kid, would you join the fight? Summer rants about her new apartment. Is Lazlo gay? The guys reflect on their sexual awakenings. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Ketamine Queen pleading guilty, the bodycam footage of an Assistant Attorney General getting arrested, a Nashville Cop being featured in an OnlyFans, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast think the conspiracy about Taylor Swift performing at the Super Bowl is a total reach. The guys get heated over the TikTok Hazelnut Café drama, and Lazlo shares his college football bets. In Headlines, the guys cover Zelensky’s visit following Putin, the Brooklyn club shooting, a Southwest pilot’s DUI, a local PE teacher charged with assault, a hiker trapped behind a waterfall, a judge misreading a verdict, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo’s trashcan has live bees, and now a possum. The guys have a needed debrief after yesterday's consulting meeting. Lazlo tells his gonorrhea story, and SlimFast his herpes story. Anthony Mackie making out with a mystery woman has Lazlo feeling reflective: Is success earned? Or is it given? SlimFast is pissed at the way Lazlo eats donuts, and Little League betting is on the rise. In Headlines, a Boston family thinks they have a phrogger, PornHubs’ traffic is plummeting, people are mad about the new male Minnesota Vikings cheerleaders, and so much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Modern technology has made being on parole MISERABLE! Lazlo claims that SlimFast peed himself in court. Are the green dildo’s thrown on the WNBA courts sexist? Or a part of some crypto coin? In Headlines, the guys discuss the postal worker that was sentenced to 30 years after stealing checks and cards, Taylor Swift breaking the internet, Harvey Weinstein may be getting re-tried, Amazon Drones coming to Kansas City, Nathaniel Lowes’ grand slam, Matt Rife in the E.L.F. commercial, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Wednesday! Lazlo's great grandpa was a HUGE gambler (and, a really good violinist). Concert prices are getting insane. Lazlo and SlimFast go on multiple rants, about fetishes, weed, and abortion, (respectively). In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the troops now in DC, the new information about the Austin shooter, Spirit Airlines possibly going out of business, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Today, Lazlo and SlimFast debrief over their khaki-short wearing hate comments, and call each other queer a lot. After hearing about the lady who fell in love with her psychiatrist, Lazlo now wants to be a therapist. Jason Kelce’s big reaction to Taylor Swift's new album reveal was too much, and we support Tyrese Maxey in not knowing how to use a can opener. Lazlo and SlimFast argue over NFL fashion. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the Pittsburgh steel plant that exploded, Trump's actions in DC, the recent Austin shooting, and much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

We’re back! SlimFast and Lazlo’s moms are driving them crazy with the TV remote, and Lazlo shares the story of the toilet paper his in-laws chucked at his head. Lazlo is way too lax about shipping times for Slim’s liking, and the guys reflect on “Little Lazlo” back in school. In Headlines, SlimFast covers Texas’ push to gain five seats, the CDC shooter, Feel Free and kratom, a man walking up to teens in a diaper, a new study on male birth control, airtag’s in Sketcher shoes, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!