Happy Halloween! Lazlo thinks Summer dressed up as an old jewish lady (to be clear, she's a minion). Lazlo gives an update on his son’s recovery, and Luigi Mangione is a Swiftie and a Charlie XCX fan. What song would you permanently delete forever? Car troubles are so annoying. In Headlines, the guys discuss how Grok is turning sexual, a seatbelt that didn’t work on The Mamba, a Michigan terrorist attack that was stopped, the oil in the engine scam, Prince Andrew being stripped of his titles, the emergency JetBlue landing, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Slims’ wife loves Lazlos’ wedding gift, and Lazlo's son decided on a college! How happy is everyone? We have another dumb relationship Tik Tok trend; This time, it’s ‘The Bird Theory.’ Slim is prepping for Trick o’ Treaters. Megadeath is releasing their final album. In Headlines, the guys talk about a man that was arrested for posting a Trump meme, a monkey on the loose in Spirit Of Halloween, the Detroit cop that showed up to court without pants, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

No one thought the guys would make mornings, and SlimFast wants to end our competitive game of who can make it to work on time. How open were Lazlo and Slim to their parents? Lazlo’s kids are attempting to trick him into a sick day. SlimFast feels bad and Lazlos’ mad about an Arizona judge that resigned after she peed in a bush while drunk. Lazlo got Slim a present! SlimFast got in an argument with Frances Beans’ ex husband. In Headlines, the guys discuss Hurricane Melissa, a 9 year old who got burns from a charger, America having their own Louvre heist, a woman running over a man and blaming her louboutin heels, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo has a lot of cats, and SlimFast loves vacuums. What scares Lazlo? SlimFast is TERRIFIED of teenagers. People are getting freaky with the Spirit Halloween animatronics, and Slim announces the movie for this Friday Night Horror Night. In Headlines, the guys discuss Amazon going through major layoffs, trick or treaters finding cocaine in their candy, a recent hazing incident, SNAP running out, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Slim thought he was gonna die this weekend, and Lazlo had the cops at his house. A guy died by getting sucker punched. How do you pay bail? What are songs people listen to while giving birth?? SlimFast always cries to Kate Bush, and Lazlo places his sports bets. Everyone would LOVE if Slim and Lazlo were cops. In Headlines, the guys talk about Adam Silver speaking out about the NBA Gambling Fraud Charges, Trumps’ Canada ad and possible 3rd running, the AVIS Employee not returning cars, people getting mad about a stripping skeleton, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast talk to their friend Thomas, who recently was kidnapped and tortured by Israeli forces while delivering aid to Palestine.

Lazlo almost gets us cancelled right off the bat, and gives an update on his son. What’s the best baseball town? Can you tell the difference between Bruce Springsteen and Jermey Allan White? We play Jackson vs Johnson! In Headlines, the guys discuss how the Mafia was (allegedly) involved with the new NBA scandal, the street car expansion opening, Alabama using Nitrogen Gas for a death row execution, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo gives an update on his son, and won some serious dough from the games last night. Lazlo tells the story of playing poker with Will Ferrell and George Wendt. Would SlimFast and Lazlo join a scream club? We’re starting Horror Movie Friday! The guys cover the breaking NBA news. In Headlines, the guys cover the breaking NBA news, ChatGBT becoming a browser, a man running for senate covering up a Nazi tattoo, a Chess Player that mysteriously died, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Thanksgiving is like warmup sex for Christmas. And, you should never go to a party with a ‘loaded chamber.’ Lazlo and SlimFast read the ‘men diagram' for dating apps. What things from back then are now luxuries? We called our attorney and asked him a really important question; Can you wear a penis costume in public? Lazlo places his sports bets. In Headlines, the guys talk about the soccer dad that beat up a stealing group of teens, Janelle Monáe saying she can time travel (genuinely), a man who shot a pedophile now running for sheriff, Trump asking 230 million from the Justice Department, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo thinks Halloween is for children, and Slims’ friend got diarrhea at a Halloween Party. As a kid, Lazlo had to walk with friends to keep from getting attacked by the Oakland County Child Killer. What happened to Baby Lisa? Men have been ‘Bathroom Camping’ since the beginning of time, and attractive people get a lot more advantages. A company came out with a toilet camera that analyzes your butt. In Headlines, SlimFast tells Lazlo about the AWS Outages, the art heist from the Louvre, Trump starting construction for the White House Ballroom, a man threatening to ‘shoot up’ the Atlanta airport, Parents leaving their baby on the beach, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!