Church of Lazlo Podcasts

No one believed Lazlo was actually sober in DUI class, and he got suspended in 2002 for saying some… questionable things about the D.C. Sniper. SlimFast makes himself pass out, Lazlo convinced himself he had rapidly developing ALS, and Bill Gates is a dork. The guys talk college football, NIL, and Lindsay Clancy. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

When’s the last time Lazlo gambled? Jed York’s bodycam was released, much to the dismay of the guys. Lazlo is pissed about the Meta lawsuit, the Pro Bowl is OVER, and Gyro is going to be in a commercial. Everyone gets really confused by the new “poisonous beef” concerns, and old people are having affairs with sexy AI deepfakes. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast FINALLY got his Wade Davis baseball. RIP Dolly Parton. Football players are getting CTE, Chucky-guy got caught, and Canada’s mad at us. Lazlo didn’t initially want kids, and talks about father-son dynamics. SlimFast prepares for his own post-death message. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast react to the Callaway ad that got pulled. In all the whorehouses in all of Ohio, how the hell did they get the 49ers owner? Lazlo thinks Boston is corporate slop, and he doesn’t understand why people care so much about loan forgiveness. Would you give your car to a cop? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

AI dressed SlimFast today, and somehow managed to avoid a potentially TERRIBLE tragedy at Cheddar’s. Lazlo thinks the coach who punted a football straight into a player’s nuts should be fired, and he has absolutely no interest in a schizophrenia simulator. People online are cruel, and Lazlo and SlimFast are making a mutual exchange: one vibrator for one signed Wade Davis baseball. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

The guys recap Lazlo throwing out the first pitch, and Lazlo’s kid thinks he’s going to be mopey. Lazlo has sex with the Purge Mask, doesn’t care AT ALL about the Royal Family, and advises against DM’ing randoms about your bombs. Which quarterbacks are getting too old? Lazlo had a drink probably...less than a second ago. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

There are TOO many apps. A man in a Chucky mask is chasing people around, Lazlo stole a ton of money from an ATM, and Omaha is electric shocking kids. Joshua Vernier gives Lazlo advice on how to throw out the first pitch today, and SlimFast’s mom gaslit him into thinking she was dying. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo doesn't remember getting to work. Would you be a radical political podcast host for tons of money? Do the guys have what it takes to be dealers? SlimFast is in the market for Aldi shoes, and no teenager is drinking non-alcoholic beer. Lazlo gets ragebaited, and a Detroit anchor got fired for calling her boss “bitch.” Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast is paranoid that he’s fired, and Lazlo would be slightly… disappointed if his son started a drug ring in college. SlimFast jacked off with his parents in the car (which is totally normal), everyone is talking about Hayden Panettiere, and the Secret Service is (probably) looking at your DMs. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo’s MADE IT — and somehow was posted on “Are We Dating The Same Guy?” There’s only three risks when breaking into someone’s home. RIP Hayden Panettiere. SlimFast is totally cleaned-out, and the guys take a second to remember Margret Footjob. The guys get outraged at Matt Gutman being accused of sexual assault. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!