Happy Friday! Lazlo and SlimFast talk about TV's, and say the size of your TV doesn't matter as long as you know how to use it. Kansas University’s new mandate on no-pronouns within email signatures sparks heated reactions from Lazlo and SlimFast. Later, Lazlo goes on a rant about co-parenting, and eating pangolin. In Headlines, they discuss Trumps’ tariff deadline, the manhunt for a Tennessee man, recent bob cat sightings, the new information about the Arkansas double-murder, and much more! Quick reminder that The Church of Lazlo will be on vacation this upcoming week, but you can always listen to past episodes while you wait for us to come back! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Thursday! Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on their dads’ drinking habits, and how much they love Kenny. Lazlo is pissed that “Feral Child Summer” exists; Just send them outside! Lazlo and SlimFast are confused on why they can’t ghost women, and Lazlo believes the Royals have “the worst offense in history.” In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss James Craigs’ sentencing, the Virginia councilman that was set on fire, the Florida sting operation that caught 40 potential child predators, the new information about the Epstein missing minute, Shannon Sharpe, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Wednesday! Lazlo got attacked by a swarm of bees. Literally. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss fighting, and if you’re fighting, going for the ear is a bitch move. SlimFast calls Lazlo ‘babe,’ and the guys get into a discussion on cringy vs non-cringy pet names. Lazlo believes canned chicken is absolutely disgusting, while SlimFast is a hardcore advocate. In Headlines, the guys discuss the recent warnings of incoming Tsunamis, more details that came out about Kohberger, Bark K closing, P Diddy wanting out of jail, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Tuesday! SlimFast is closing in on adopting a new dog, and Lazlo accidentally set his trash can on fire. We also got a resolution to the expensive car repair from yesterday! Lazlo and SlimFast debate underground aliens, and Lazlo believes Slim is ‘a grey.’ SlimFast and Lazlo talk about what it was like to interview Courtney Love, and her offering to officiate Lazlos’ wedding. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the Manhattan (NY) shooter and the odd quote his coach gave, Chuck E Cheese getting arrested in front of a bunch of kids, the Tea App data breach, the DARE Officer sex scandal, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Monday! Lazlo has a car problem that made him borderline suicidal. Lazlo and SlimFast debrief on the best shows/movies to be watching right now. A new study came out about how long adults stream per day; And, while people romanticize life before technology, Lazlo and SlimFast push that the internet is the best. In Headlines, SlimFast brings up the guy from Michigan that just started stabbing people, Sydney Sweeney’s newest campaign, drones being introduced to schools to stop school-shootings, the new ‘notorious butt sniffer freak,’ and so much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Friday! Lazlo and SlimFast debrief over the money Lazlo won gambling. With Hulk Hogans’ death, Lazlo reflects on his love of WWE while growing up. Lazlo uses AI to analyze what to say to women and co-workers, which leads the guys to discuss what women like to be (and what not to be) called in the bedroom. Lazlo gives his betting recommendations for today, and the weekend. Lazlos’ son missed a baseball game, and SlimFast is excited to see how Lazlo will parent. In Headlines, SlimFast introduces Paramounts’ merger with Skydance, South Parks’ newest controversial episode, an upcoming Godzilla vs Kansas City comic, a Florida man robbed an arcade with his mom as the getaway driver, and much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Thursday! What types of exes do Lazlo and SlimFast have? SlimFast and Lazlo discuss corporate red-flags, and how impressive it is to work a 9 - 5 job. There' s a new Tik Tok challenge, where kids slam into a door and run away; Lazlo and SlimFast think they're gonna get shot. As a nation, what celebrities do we owe the biggest apology to? In Headlines, SlimFast introduces The Wallstreet Journal finding Trump in the Epstein Files, family statements at Kohberger's sentence hearing, a routine cataract surgery that turned fatal with a Doctor played musical bingo mid-surgery, some schools not allowing kids to be excused (even with a doctors’ note), and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Rest in Peace, Ozzy Osbourne. Today, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Ozzy’s best eras, and Lazlo's sisters’ love of old rock. Lazlo got someone money through betting yesterday, and his son badly hurt his ankle, but still wants to go to Margaritaville. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss catfishing each other, sexting, and the fact that everyone that hates them on Facebook have the most wrinkly cargo shorts. Jason Bateman is apparently a JERK! And a recent poll came out ranking cities - where did Kansas City land? In Headlines, the DOJ is planning to meet with Ghislaine Maxwell, a man got a DUI on a lawn mower, the Olympics barred transgender women from competing in women's sports, tariffs are now impacting cars, and much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Tuesday! Lazlo and SlimFast open up with show and movie recommendations, and Lazlo reflects on how much his old boss and him screamed at each other (and somehow he still liked him?). Lazlo and SlimFast debate the best gas station. The guys discuss if kids are truly going outside anymore with phones now being every where, and what technology will be extinct in the future. In Headlines, SlimFast introduces the new warning for caffeine pouches that are marketed at teens, Pat Tillman’s brother getting arrested for arson, Trump talking about Kohbergers’ plea deal, the MLK and JFK files being released, and much more! Catch-up with anything you might have missed with The Church of Lazlo podcast, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Monday! SlimFast is getting a new dog, and Lazlos’ ex-wife randomly dropped off two cats. Lazlo is TIRED of the sympathy towards the CEO's wife from the Coldplay concert. Then, “Would you date her?” Lazlo gives advice on where to go if you want to date the craziest women in the nation. With new sex stories coming out from Gwyneth Paltrow, Ben Affleck shouldn't feel ashamed. Lazlo talks about the time he almost lost his leg, and a viral Tik Tok Wedding speech has Slim and Lazlo asking, “Can men and women be friends?” In headlines, SlimFast brings up Epstein's ex-girlfriend going public, a Kansas City teen delaying a plane due to a bomb joke, the driver that plowed into a crowd in LA., and so much more! Catch-up with anything you might have missed with The Church of Lazlo podcast, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!