Modern technology has made being on parole MISERABLE! Lazlo claims that SlimFast peed himself in court. Are the green dildo’s thrown on the WNBA courts sexist? Or a part of some crypto coin? In Headlines, the guys discuss the postal worker that was sentenced to 30 years after stealing checks and cards, Taylor Swift breaking the internet, Harvey Weinstein may be getting re-tried, Amazon Drones coming to Kansas City, Nathaniel Lowes’ grand slam, Matt Rife in the E.L.F. commercial, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Wednesday! Lazlo's great grandpa was a HUGE gambler (and, a really good violinist). Concert prices are getting insane. Lazlo and SlimFast go on multiple rants, about fetishes, weed, and abortion, (respectively). In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the troops now in DC, the new information about the Austin shooter, Spirit Airlines possibly going out of business, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Today, Lazlo and SlimFast debrief over their khaki-short wearing hate comments, and call each other queer a lot. After hearing about the lady who fell in love with her psychiatrist, Lazlo now wants to be a therapist. Jason Kelce’s big reaction to Taylor Swift's new album reveal was too much, and we support Tyrese Maxey in not knowing how to use a can opener. Lazlo and SlimFast argue over NFL fashion. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the Pittsburgh steel plant that exploded, Trump's actions in DC, the recent Austin shooting, and much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

We’re back! SlimFast and Lazlo’s moms are driving them crazy with the TV remote, and Lazlo shares the story of the toilet paper his in-laws chucked at his head. Lazlo is way too lax about shipping times for Slim’s liking, and the guys reflect on “Little Lazlo” back in school. In Headlines, SlimFast covers Texas’ push to gain five seats, the CDC shooter, Feel Free and kratom, a man walking up to teens in a diaper, a new study on male birth control, airtag’s in Sketcher shoes, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Friday! Lazlo and SlimFast talk about TV's, and say the size of your TV doesn't matter as long as you know how to use it. Kansas University’s new mandate on no-pronouns within email signatures sparks heated reactions from Lazlo and SlimFast. Later, Lazlo goes on a rant about co-parenting, and eating pangolin. In Headlines, they discuss Trumps’ tariff deadline, the manhunt for a Tennessee man, recent bob cat sightings, the new information about the Arkansas double-murder, and much more! Quick reminder that The Church of Lazlo will be on vacation this upcoming week, but you can always listen to past episodes while you wait for us to come back! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Thursday! Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on their dads’ drinking habits, and how much they love Kenny. Lazlo is pissed that “Feral Child Summer” exists; Just send them outside! Lazlo and SlimFast are confused on why they can’t ghost women, and Lazlo believes the Royals have “the worst offense in history.” In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss James Craigs’ sentencing, the Virginia councilman that was set on fire, the Florida sting operation that caught 40 potential child predators, the new information about the Epstein missing minute, Shannon Sharpe, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Wednesday! Lazlo got attacked by a swarm of bees. Literally. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss fighting, and if you’re fighting, going for the ear is a bitch move. SlimFast calls Lazlo ‘babe,’ and the guys get into a discussion on cringy vs non-cringy pet names. Lazlo believes canned chicken is absolutely disgusting, while SlimFast is a hardcore advocate. In Headlines, the guys discuss the recent warnings of incoming Tsunamis, more details that came out about Kohberger, Bark K closing, P Diddy wanting out of jail, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Tuesday! SlimFast is closing in on adopting a new dog, and Lazlo accidentally set his trash can on fire. We also got a resolution to the expensive car repair from yesterday! Lazlo and SlimFast debate underground aliens, and Lazlo believes Slim is ‘a grey.’ SlimFast and Lazlo talk about what it was like to interview Courtney Love, and her offering to officiate Lazlos’ wedding. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the Manhattan (NY) shooter and the odd quote his coach gave, Chuck E Cheese getting arrested in front of a bunch of kids, the Tea App data breach, the DARE Officer sex scandal, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Monday! Lazlo has a car problem that made him borderline suicidal. Lazlo and SlimFast debrief on the best shows/movies to be watching right now. A new study came out about how long adults stream per day; And, while people romanticize life before technology, Lazlo and SlimFast push that the internet is the best. In Headlines, SlimFast brings up the guy from Michigan that just started stabbing people, Sydney Sweeney’s newest campaign, drones being introduced to schools to stop school-shootings, the new ‘notorious butt sniffer freak,’ and so much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Friday! Lazlo and SlimFast debrief over the money Lazlo won gambling. With Hulk Hogans’ death, Lazlo reflects on his love of WWE while growing up. Lazlo uses AI to analyze what to say to women and co-workers, which leads the guys to discuss what women like to be (and what not to be) called in the bedroom. Lazlo gives his betting recommendations for today, and the weekend. Lazlos’ son missed a baseball game, and SlimFast is excited to see how Lazlo will parent. In Headlines, SlimFast introduces Paramounts’ merger with Skydance, South Parks’ newest controversial episode, an upcoming Godzilla vs Kansas City comic, a Florida man robbed an arcade with his mom as the getaway driver, and much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!