The boys kick things off talking about a brand-new “dirty soda” spot opening up in Connecticut, but, true to form, they can’t get through the conversation without talking over each other—until Lou finally steps in to straighten things out.

Ethan then dives into a painfully detailed recount of his weekend getaway, which he insists was exciting—but the crew quickly realizes it might be the most boring vacation story ever told.

Of course, no episode would be complete without breaking down the winners and losers from the Oscars, with plenty of back-and-forth debate about who deserved the spotlight and who got snubbed.

Meanwhile, Mr. Mark, aka “The Cracker Barrel Man,” makes a triumphant return with his signature reminder that you can, yes, technically claim strangers at Cracker Barrel.

In celebrity news, DJ Tanner herself—Candace Cameron Bure from Full House—shares a shocking story from years ago when she accidentally ended up at an underground Hollywood sex party. The tale has the crew reacting in equal parts disbelief and laughter.

On the national security front, one U.S. government official claims that Russians are targeting elite American operatives with what’s being called “The Havana Syndrome,” raising serious questions about espionage and safety.

The episode also dips into some bizarre internet rabbit holes, including a wild Titanic conspiracy that one guy online swears will make you question everything you thought you knew about the infamous ship.

And, rounding things out with a little science-meets-lazy-logic, Yale University released the results of a new study on alcohol—one that Lou and Dave joke they could have easily done themselves for about $40.

It’s a whirlwind episode, covering everything from soda shops to submarines, Hollywood mishaps to government conspiracies, all in the signature chaotic style the crew does best.