Boise, Idaho, in one of infinite multiverses...

Greetings Interdimensional Wrestling fans!! Join us tonight as Darling Richmond, America's favorite and classiest hobo clown, defends the Sawbuck Belt from the literary attacks of Stone Cold Jane Austen (Austen 3:16). Mean Gene Green commentates the action as chants of "Liquor and pain!" sound throughout the arena.

Meanwhile Robot Dragon reminds us that Ambien makes you racist, in a very special Public Service Announcement. And Lizard Billionaire's girlfriend, Filth, gives a taste of her newest release, "Reverse Hamilton."

Can Stone Cold Jane Austen survive being attacked with the pejorative "It?" (coming to theaters next summer?) What about being attacked by Richmond's giant, malnourished, muscles? You will have to listen to find out!

Finally, Lady Wintergreen takes a stab at a belt theft from Tsunami, protected by the inept Camel Spider Brothers and Conservative Jesus, we won't tell you how that ends either but it involves the possible quashing of a formation of a union and the proper pronunciation of "kayfabe"

Buckle up, fools! Because you just gotta hear this ending!! (also clown sex!)