By Lightning Bear
The podcast currently has 11 episodes available.
In our first Mother’s Day special, the Camel Spider Mother visits her sons (the Camel Spider Brothers) in Branson (actually: Butt Plug), Missouri. Amidst the rising chaos, the French president shows up and there is Mark Twain clones and….Look, this one goes off the rails immediately, so buckle up!
Our featured match features bubble-gum-based Lady Wintergreen facing the Ben Stein-esque/ walking-manila folder: The Taxman. Forced immigration, machine guns, musket balls, pirates and tax laws...these are the things that made this country and this match great!
The Toilet-Cam-Crew (TCC) have formed a union (Toilet Camera Crewmen United aka: TCCU) and hired a director to run the press conference with President and foosball enthusiast Lizard Billionaire, who reveals some troubling policy measures.
In a luxury box high above the arena, Vince MacWomhan overlooks the chaos below as the soda vs pop war rage. This vicious war about what to call carbonated sugar water pits father against son, cousin against step-mother, and in our final match: (camel spider) Brother against (camel spider) Brother!
Finally, a mysterious stranger confronts the Abyss about Brucellina’s bullom-head and the case of the missing crudites during The Abyss’ popular dating segment.
Listen now to open a tiny portal to the unknown inside of your ear-hole!! (This episode approved by Sector-Z and sponsored by Tiny Shovel)
Look behind you. It’s a portal. A portal to another dimension. Another time and place, where various creatures and alternate-versions of TV characters injure each other while performing stunts in matches with predetermined results, or, as it is known here, Inter-dimensional Pro-Wrestling!
We open on Filth, searching "The Club" for referees and finding a couple of “bears,” Yogi and Boo-b..I mean uh, Gogi and Goo-Goo, who give advice on domination, and also referee all of the matches. Suddenly, spinning newspapers appear, revealing the following,
space-saving headlines:
Belvedere Belies Blame in Mary Pill-Poppins’ Bitter Bondage. Drug-addled Ditz, Sunshine Smile Child Defies Stone Cold Jane Austen! Austen Unveils Dusty, Old “Slam Poetry” Joke She'd Pocketed the Whole Season! Panera Hosts Radio Host Abyss for Hot and Heavy Multi-Way Dating, But Who Pays!?!?
Rivalry Rages Re: Conservative Jesus and Belvedere as Belvedere Reveals Revolting Creamer Scam! Bitter Belvedere Battles Bubblegum-Based Lady Wintergreen in Big Circus Tent! Lady Wintergreen and Belvedere Arrested in Drug/ Lethal Weapon II Plot-Ripoff Scheme!
Conservative Jesus Finally Faces off with Tina Tahiti For Frequently Forenamed Fashion!
Sector-ZTV Hosts Hosts Victoria McWoMahon For Fascist Face to Face!
IWF Immediately Banned!
Lizard Billionaire Tackles Tenacious Taxman in Terrible Tussle! Pumpkin Spice and Mr. Belvedere Dare to Dance with Death During “Will it Kill?”
Thanks for listening from the IWF cast and crew!
In an inter-dimensional swirl of realities that prevents ANY cease and desist or copyright infringement disagreements since all characters are actually the multiverse version of their copyright protected versions...Presenting: Inter-dimensional Wrestling FederationPresents: Inter-dimensional Wrestling: Featuring the Following Follies of French Fargo!!!
While Filth searches the French Quarter of Fargo, ND for high school kids and strange, very strange, big men to act as referees, Tina Tahiti talks to the fighters: A suspiciously positive Sunshine Smile Child who opens up about her early training but not about her copyright free “pixie dust (Pixar dust?)” or her underground mafia connections so there is no evidence of that. And Conservative Jesus, who reveals his personal problem with personal injury lawsuits. Before the next match, Tusami sells off some contracts and talks to Triangle, a new topologically correct wrestler. Some more Speed Dating with the Abyss (soon to be a TLC reality show) with totally real women!
Lady Spearmint, convinced she is Lady Wintergreen, and convertible-in-space level high Lizard Billionaire battle it out. The lizard may be at a disadvantage due to his recent visit with libertarian drug distributor, Joe Rogan, but Spearmint has her own identity issues.
The Camel Spider Brothers unveil their new tell-all book “Something Rotten in the IWF” (available in some bookstores maybe and probably online now, only $25.99, cheap!) Featuring a cameo by Marge Simpson as the Camel Spider Brothers’ mother!!
Then, the Cheeseman Bushman faces a visibly angry Stone Cold Jane Austen. And during a romantic interlude, worthy of a famous female 18th century novelist,...someone like Mary Wollstonecraft, the Abyss appears to reconnect with Stone Cold.
Finally, Pumpkin spice and Mr. Belvedere host an edition of “Is It Deadly?” (coming soon to BBC 4!)
Prepare to get Tripped, Ripped, and Skipped! on this weeks episode of Saturday Night Slap-Up!!
**Reminder, go and see the IWF side band Questionable Hammer at the Garlic Pickle on Thursday at 7pm!.
Boise, Idaho. A town that loves its clowns. With recent serious budget cuts, our wrestlers are forced to fight outside, without a referee, down by and on the train tracks. But even with these seemingly hobo-specific advantages, Darling Richmond must face an otherworldly challenge! Radio host turned evil mist, The Abyss seeps onto the canvas and plugs his dark miasma, his multiple penii, and his request line 1-900-ABYSS…A phone number that works perfectly…in the abyss!! Meanwhile, Filth revisits her old filthy school grounds to interview filthy referees/death volunteers before the final (filthy) match where El Fleygo faces the recently-fell-from-space Conservative Jesus. Who will conquer Interdimensional Boise? Listen now to find out!!
This episode is dedicated to the memories of Darling Richmond and the Zepplelineer, an airship pilot and avid member of the Led Zeppelin fan group message board. Truly a kind soul, Adolf Zeppelineer was known to work closely with local youth, teaching them lighter-than-air aeronautics and how to play the intro to Stairway to Heaven. His airship acrobatics and monocle will forever cement him in the memories of all that he touched. Truly, a character we will miss dearly…but you can hear his, and all the other fallen wrestlers' voices anytime you want when you tune in to Interdimensional Wrestling!!
This week, IWF tackles the sticky subject of gum, and gender politics. Lady Spearmint (of the infrequent accent) from the Spicy Ladies of
Wrestling battles Conservative Jesus who, of course, fights dirty using his specialty move, the "The Gipper" along with a heapin' helpin' of misogyny.
Boise, Idaho, in one of infinite multiverses...
Greetings Interdimensional Wrestling fans!! Join us tonight as Darling Richmond, America's favorite and classiest hobo clown, defends the Sawbuck Belt from the literary attacks of Stone Cold Jane Austen (Austen 3:16). Mean Gene Green commentates the action as chants of "Liquor and pain!" sound throughout the arena.
Meanwhile Robot Dragon reminds us that Ambien makes you racist, in a very special Public Service Announcement. And Lizard Billionaire's girlfriend, Filth, gives a taste of her newest release, "Reverse Hamilton."
Can Stone Cold Jane Austen survive being attacked with the pejorative "It?" (coming to theaters next summer?) What about being attacked by Richmond's giant, malnourished, muscles? You will have to listen to find out!
Finally, Lady Wintergreen takes a stab at a belt theft from Tsunami, protected by the inept Camel Spider Brothers and Conservative Jesus, we won't tell you how that ends either but it involves the possible quashing of a formation of a union and the proper pronunciation of "kayfabe"
Buckle up, fools! Because you just gotta hear this ending!! (also clown sex!)
This week's description brought to you by Highlights Magazine:
CAN YOU FIND?
GOOFUS AND GALLANT:
Lizard Billionaire tricks Pumpkin Spice into selling him the sawbuck belt:
Gallant takes the belt to its rightful owner Goofus non-canonically
steals the belt.
Ringside commentary by Mr Belvedere:
Gallant helps his wife get help for her drug problem, Goofus uses the
opportunity to institutionalize and divorce his wife.
Mary Pill Poppins vs Stone Cold Jane Austen:
Gallant shakes hands before the match, Goofus tries to sell his opponent drugs.
LEARN OPPOSITES:
Getting high---->Stone Cold Jane Austen's Books
Cajun Accent--->British Accent
Lizard person----->Union boss
Head Ribs------->Tummy Ribs
Get your pencils ready, no peeking at the answers in the back, and pay close attention to tonight's Saturday Night Slap Up!!
Double tag team matches and two sets of twins!? Double your pleasure, double your fun, with this episode of Saturday Night Slap-up!
Zion, Indiana… Belvedere, drugged by his new wife Mary "Pill" Poppins
is set to battle Conservative Jesus. Then we join Stone-Cold Jane
Austen and The Zeppelineer as they battle the Doublemint twins: Lady
Wintergreen and Lady Spearmint (Special performance by David Lo Pan)
Lizard Billionaire and his girlfriend Filth unveil their new robot
dragon league to some Saudi investors but are interrupted by the
League of evil authors. In our final tag team match, Lizard Billionaire and Mr. Belvedere face off against Baroness Cinnamon and Duchess Pumpkin Spice. Lead pipes, a butler, a revolver, ropes, what is this, the movie Clueless? Rolling with the homies? As if.
After the match, a special scene with Tusami, the Zeppelineer, and a
very drowsy Mr. Belvedere featuring fan favorites the Camel Spider
brothers, the Droneneer, and a unique performance by Enrique Palazzo.
Don't miss this episode of Saturday Slap up!!
This is the one, guys. This is the episode of IWF where not only is there award-wanting role playing but also the debut and mention of some of the most popular side characters of the entire podcast…Filth, Mean Gene Green, Alex the boy with AIDS from the Mr. Belvedere TV show, Don Pardo, Duper Maro, Undead Ed McMahon, and most popular of all, the first appearance of the Camera Guy!!!
We start off with The Zeppelineer as he rediscovers his German heritage. Lizard Bill tries to buy Westminster Abby for his girlfriend Filth. "You gotta think like a lizard," the Lizard Billionaire quips. And, in a scene that seems to be ripped from Blackadder, Lizard Billionaire hires Blackwater to Blackmail the Queen.
In our first fight, Mr. Belvedere takes on Stone Cold Jane Austen. Will Belvedere's tasteless immuno-deficient gamble pay off or will Stone Cold Jane Austen use her unrequited love scheme to sow chaos? Then we learn about Conservative Jesus's workout regime, a not so secret tryst between her majesty and a certain crocodilian man from Dundee, and Mr. Belvedere delivers a viscous insult using architectural terms that falls very flat.
Finally, in a three-way match, in an electrified ring, with a shockingly high child death rate, Conservative Jesus, "fan favorite" The Zeppelineer, and infamous gadfly Lizard Billionaire battle it out to find out who is the strongest briber and who is best at rolling dice. Hydrogen and opinions are highly volatile tonight and are likely to explode in this week's Saturday Night Slap Up!
In this very special episode, we all learn a lesson about clowning around and our Lord. Darling Richman, the Hobo from Sobo, the Dumpster Diver with the Piledriver, gives the Sawbuck Belt the death grip as heis challenged by Conservative Jesus.
Then, head of the league, Vic McWomahon butts heads out of the ring with Conservative Jesus, AKA The Trickle-Down Triumvirate, as they plan some possible shenanigans possibly from Bennigan's. Will Richman keep the Sawbuck Belt? Will there be a match in Westminster Abbey? Will Conservative Jesus get his trickle down from the wealthy? Will Wheaton? Will Forte? We'll hear it all, on today's Saturday Night Slap-Up!!
The podcast currently has 11 episodes available.