Look behind you. It’s a portal. A portal to another dimension. Another time and place, where various creatures and alternate-versions of TV characters injure each other while performing stunts in matches with predetermined results, or, as it is known here, Inter-dimensional Pro-Wrestling!

We open on Filth, searching "The Club" for referees and finding a couple of “bears,” Yogi and Boo-b..I mean uh, Gogi and Goo-Goo, who give advice on domination, and also referee all of the matches. Suddenly, spinning newspapers appear, revealing the following,

space-saving headlines:
Belvedere Belies Blame in Mary Pill-Poppins’ Bitter Bondage. Drug-addled Ditz, Sunshine Smile Child Defies Stone Cold Jane Austen! Austen Unveils Dusty, Old “Slam Poetry” Joke She'd Pocketed the Whole Season! Panera Hosts Radio Host Abyss for Hot and Heavy Multi-Way Dating, But Who Pays!?!?

Rivalry Rages Re: Conservative Jesus and Belvedere as Belvedere Reveals Revolting Creamer Scam! Bitter Belvedere Battles Bubblegum-Based Lady Wintergreen in Big Circus Tent! Lady Wintergreen and Belvedere Arrested in Drug/ Lethal Weapon II Plot-Ripoff Scheme!

Conservative Jesus Finally Faces off with Tina Tahiti For Frequently Forenamed Fashion!

Sector-ZTV Hosts Hosts Victoria McWoMahon For Fascist Face to Face!
IWF Immediately Banned!

Lizard Billionaire Tackles Tenacious Taxman in Terrible Tussle! Pumpkin Spice and Mr. Belvedere Dare to Dance with Death During “Will it Kill?”

Thanks for listening from the IWF cast and crew!