Join us as we dive into both reunions from the Beverly Hill lady’s to the fiery mamas of Miami!

SLC Reunion!

The wait is finally over and we can all now sleep better after we FINALLY got to the good stuff. From Mary Cosby telling her sons wife (?) not to inflate his ego by loud sex, to the answer which has plagued humanity for the last few years…HEATHERS BLACK EYE!! We talk about probably the biggest let down in receipts of reunion history and basically get down and dirty in all the revelations. Pour yourself a dark and stormy and sip along with us for the Salt Lake City reunion!

We’re bringing the heat from a freezing cold London with a return to St Bart’s to see how the end of the NY Legacy trip turned out…and for once it wasn’t just Sonia’s clothes to come off! From Kristen’s toenail to the towel on the camera to reveal who Lu hooked up with, there was never a dull moment! And we are turning the heat up even more in Miami. The Mamacita’s never disappoint, but how did we feel about the return of Ana (Ana who?!) So ‘get in losers’ and let’s hop in Lisa’s housekeepers Honda and come ride with us!

With sparklers in the champagne and bubble guns galore, we know EXACTLY what we would want on our sign at Republic (Money Can’t Buy Us Class, obvs!), as we visit to Charleston SC for some Southern Hospitality! We get ‘wavy baby’ over hot VIP hosts and are living for Leva! And the fact season 2 of the show has only just started, there will be plenty more time for for them to serve us all the drama, along with champagne.

XOXO, Realityvontease2

SLC…WTF?! You have officially made your (Meredith) Mark on our lives!! From fishing for rings to smelling fishy in tampon bins, there is no icicle melted. We are at going to Tease you, but we are here to guide you through the Salt Lake City finale, who can you trust more, aside from Reality Von Tease2 (ALLEGEDLY)

Hoe Hoe Hoe!!

We’re celebrating the festive season in St Bart’s with the RHONY Legacy cast (and possibly The Pirate)! But are we actually heading back to Scary Island? And we couldn’t not mention Santa’s gift to ALL of us, The Beverly Hills angels! We were all clearly on the nice list for this gift but find out which ladies of BH we think should be on the naughty list!

Enjoy an eggnog or three, and we wish you a very Merry Christmas and a happy, healthy, wealthy and unclassy new year!

Party in the city where the heat is on…welcome to Miami! It’s definitely FUEGO! From our thoughts on the fashion to the fahrenheit we have for you covered!

Save yourself a 1058 mile trip to Potomac as we deep dive into what is happening so far into the beauties of Maryland also. We introduce a few new members of the podcast team‘Summer Moon’ and ultimate scammer who hugely FAILED ‘Jack Parker’. Please feel free to call him and have your own fun, he loves to talk to random strangers!

Join us in the 90210 and pour yourself a large vodka, club soda, 3 lemons squeezed with CARCASS OUT, as we speak about our favourite Beverly Hills ladies. And quite a bit about Magic Mike (we wore pants for nothing!!!). Also we cover some of the highlights from BravoCon and Mike Chapman gives his musical verdict on his favourite housewives song yet!!!

We’re setting sail with Captain Sandy and crew and getting stuck into the new season of Below Deck Med! From fake bosuns to extremely French deckhands, we’re sure it’s not going to be smooth sailing! It’s also time to hear OUR OPINIONS on the RHONY reunion, spoiler alert…Yawn isn’t only Captain Sandy’s surname!! Pour a beverage and enjoy 🥂

We’re back!! And we have PLENTY of tea (or should I say tequila) to spill!!! From tales from The HayU Townhouse to our thoughts on The Reckoning, we have you covered. Yet another one of Younes’s phones has bitten the dust and Maddy wants to do a HUGE dump…of photos! Relax and let’s get gossiping!