Is it just me or does someone in this episode sound BALDER than usual? Dive on in to figure out who...we can't do it for you because we're too busy MONITORING several SITUATIONS including Kanye, Women's Hockey, the Artemis II launch, IRAN, and the newfound civil service of an American institution, TMZ.

0:00 - If You Talk About Kanye Then He Wins

0:54 - Your Warmest Commute Of The Year (So Far)

2:07 - New Poop  /  Fool's Spring

3:55 - Gas Is About To Cost One Billion Dollars A Gallon Forever

6:27 - They're Sayin It's The Fent Capital

7:27 - Quick Heroin Story

9:01 - WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO (Women's Hockey Hits MSG)

13:10 - Is It Even Possible To Get Into Hockey If Not Via Heated Rivalry?

16:05 - SOMEONE IS BALD and THAT'S WHY WE MISSED LAST EPISODE

20:09 - Government Mandated Merch Plug Moment

21:17 - We're Flying By The Moon Did Yall Want Anything?

26:22 - When He Speaks It's Damn Near Incoherent (Leader Of The Free World)

27:22 - Everything We're Doing Is A Fuckin War Crime!

28:42 - THERE'S NOT GONNA BE A DAY OF RESPITE YOU STUPID WHORE

29:44 - It's Giving WW3

32:23 - We're Just Shooting Ourselves In The Dick For Israel

34:45 - Kristi Noem's Husband's Mommy Milkers

36:02 - We Gotta Lock In Bro

37:56 - We Have Healthcare At Home (& It's Just The "Doomsday Plane")

39:42 - UP RIGHT NOW: Countries Whose Plans Are Measured In Centuries

40:31 - TMZ Fixed The TSA Fuckery So That's Where We're At Now

41:59 - Go To Work! ...Until It's Time To Not Go To Work

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