In this week's MORNING BLEEZY we discuss the nuances of de-blizzarding the streets of NYC for like the third or fourth time, as well as the shit with the US men's hockey team for this one and only time.

We'll be back in 3 weeks buuuut in the meantime BUY OUR BEANIES @ https://arcola.tv/shopeezy

0:00 - The Truest MORNING Bleezy Ever

1:20 - Shilling Our Beanies (Which Are New And Amazing)

3:13 - Fuck You If You Listen To TikToks Out Loud On Public Transit

5:13 - Groundhog Day Is Animal Divination So Go To Hell

6:47 - Zohran Did Better At Snow 2

9:00 - Nia Notices Jake Has Had Food On His Tooth This Whole Time

9:33 - Traumatizing Snow Story (A Dirty Gut Is A Healthy Gut)

12:45 - Schrödinger's Coat

13:26 - I Don't Have Much To Say About That Other Than War Is Fucking Stupid

15:20 - Impromptu Birth Rate Discussion

18:24 - Sports Can Heal A Nation But Also Can Be Some Bullshit

19:52 - Hockey Is A Women's Sport

21:45 - Jack Hughes Pulls A Megan Keller

22:31 - Locker Room Talk

23:40 - Kash Patel Has Make A Wish Kid Energy

25:50 - Like, I Go To Like, TEN Devils Games A Season

26:27 - White House McDonald's Humiliation Ritual

27:38 - Trump Was Up At The Podium Just Sucking His Own Dick

28:16 - You Can't Say No To Nothing?

29:00 - Heated Rivalry Lmaooo

30:46 - The Revolution Will Not Be On Center Ice

33:56 - Jake Unloads The Clip

35:48 - Muhammad Ali Was Getting Punched In The Face; You Dribbling A Ball

37:49 - Spearheading The Bronx Renaissance

39:30 - You're Probably At Your Job Now!

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!
News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike!

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hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich
edited by Jake Jurich

2026 arcola studios, llc

HOLD YOUR FIRE HORSES & buckle up for the bleezy's breakdown of the super bowl, the surveillance state, and the lunar new year <3

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0:00 - Happy Valentines (Even If You're Ugly)

2:13 - They're Red For An Amazing Reason

4:33 - I Never Considered That Dr. Pepper Could Be A Woman

6:05 - HAPPY CHINEVE

7:03 - Bad Bitches Weather Advisory

9:41 - I Want A Drivers License Because You Need White People Paperwork

13:58 - Sports Betting Retrospective (I Was Right vs. No You Weren't)

17:12 - Drake Maye Looked Like He Was Gonna Kill Himself

20:47 - Mike Tyson Humiliation Ritual / GLP-1 Ad

23:10 - Let The Ad Soak Into Your Soul (Ironically Of Course)

26:55 - Ding Dong Ditch...Your FUCKING RING CAMERAS

28:31 - Super Bowl Ads Are Just Evil Now (Fuck AI)

30:38 - Nobody Watching The Olympics

33:29 - THE ONLY PODCAST THAT SAID AJ BARNER WAS GONNA DO SOMETHING

34:54 - Why Does Everybody Wanna Be Chinese Right Now?

37:45 - How To Say Xi Jinping (Please Come Save Us Or Whatever)

38:56 - Being Chinese Disclaimer

40:48 - Giving The World Up To China vs. Fumbling The World In General

43:35 - BRO I CAN'T OWN SHIT NOW!

45:16 - We Get Angry For A Couple Days, And Then We Post

46:46 - The World Is Run By Pedophiles And Now Even Your Mom Knows That

47:43 - Remember When We All Hung Out On RedNote?

51:47 - What's A Fire Horse?

53:00 - How To Say Penjamin In Mandarin

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!
News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike!

Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com <3

hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich
edited by Jake Jurich

2026 arcola studios, llc

In which Jake & Nia accidentally piece it ALLLLL together...

0:00 - If You Wore Purple You Was Going To Jail

3:16 - Signature Nia Producer Tag

5:04 - Young Hoes Love TJoes

9:01 - Smoked Salmon Recession Indicator (SSRI)

11:27 - Getting Plowed By The City

13:49 - Every Intersection An Igloo

17:26 - Birds Barely Win Super Bowls

24:02 - The Generational Wealth Parlay

27:17 - THE CONSPIRACY TO END ALL CONSPIRACIES

32:25 - I Inherited This Fucked Franchise From The Rooting Interests Of My Father

36:08 - We're Going Back To The Moon If You Even Care

41:15 - Naming Some Astronauts

44:44 - Why Are You As A Canadian Going To The Moon?

49:25 - But Did We Even LAND On The Moon?

56:09 - Groundhog Day Recap

56:09 - Groundhog Day Recap

56:09 - Groundhog Day Recap

Watch Filmmaker S G Collins (RIP apparently) debunk moon landing conspiracies by analyzing if FAKING IT was even possible in the 1960s: https://youtu.be/_loUDS4c3Cs?si=8SgwEcx35qPavwEX

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!

Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com <3

hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich
edited by Jake Jurich

2026 arcola studios, llc

Happy MLK Day everybody! Pop this one in while you commute from your bed to the couch <3

0:00 - Everybody Learn Chinese Right Now

2:08 - ICE in the Forecast

8:45 - Transplants & Train Tracks

13:31 - Football Fortune Telling

20:12 - HOP ON THE YURIBUS

28:54 - Counting Or Not Counting Conservative Violence?

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!

Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com <3

hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich

edited by Jake Jurich

It's SEEZY THREEZY of the BLEEZY! Yall mind if a black girl speak a little inshallah?

0:00 - New Years Breakdown/Acceptance

5:01 - Romanticize The Snow

7:01 - $3.00 Is The New $2.90 Is The New KYS

11:11 - Welcome To Mamdanistan

20:40 - HEATED RIVALRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!

Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com <3

hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich
edited by Jake Jurich

do YOU think the government has a weather machine? which government? why?? idk we gonna argue about it and also watch out cuz Nia is driving on the actual roads now <3

eric adams was indicted on federal criminal charges while we were recording this episode <3 and we made lil transition sounds for our segments!

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an olympic ass episode of the morning bleezy, brought to you by some orange creamsicle <3

light up with us on your way to work and tell everyone you know!!

strap in for your commute and spark up with jake & nia while they solve all the world's problems. also we have merch! @ themorningbleezy.com

Shoutout Philly. Why would you buy Juneteenth paper plates? It's hot out bro. Why would you get your driver's license if you don't want it? DO IT FOR THE GRAND? Outro musiccc