The Morning Bleezy

THE BLEEZY IS BACK just in time for sweater weather…we give you tips on how to strengthen your friendships through competitive real estate dominance. A detailed description of the cultures and sights in Alaska, an update on community sports events, and you know…and then we give ourselves a chance to really Remember 🇺🇸

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0:00 - Nia’s DEMONIC Phone Game

4:51 - It Was A BAKER’S AUGUST

6:03 - I Did Manage To Bankrupt My Friend…FROM JAIL

11:16 - Anchorage Is The New Miami

13:43 - SPORTS

16:23 - Reflections On The Inaugural Kirkiversary

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!
News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike!

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hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich
edited by Jake Jurich

2026 arcola studios, llc

We clearly ran out of Yerbs here at Bleezy HQ. Real last day of school vibes. Have a great summer commuters!!!! ❤️🌅 We’ll see ya back for #ArcolaAugust 👀

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0:00 - Nonchalant Monday Greeting

1:02 - Gatorlyte! (Not Sponsored (Unless) )

2:20 - Yall Mind If Weeeee 👉👈 Go On Hiatus 🥺

3:29 - The End Of Rain

5:12 - 1-877-846-7369

6:24 - If You Pull The Emergency Door Closed Behind You You Don’t Deserve Rights

13:49 - Bella We’re The Champions! Of The World!

17:50 - More Like DISASTER Day 😏

24:06 - Action Movies Insist Upon Themselves

25:15 - We’re Gonna Be Away For A Minute But That Doesn’t Mean We Don’t Love You 😃

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!
News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike!

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hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich
edited by Jake Jurich

2026 arcola studios, llc

WE SIX MONTHS INTO MAMDANISTAN AND IT CAN ONLY GO UP FROM HERE!!! Also in our ELEVENTH episode of the year…the top secret formula for BuzzBalls, Europeans playing CROSSY ROAD in front of MetLife Stadium, and THE KNICKS DEFEAT THE FORCES OF EVIL!

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0:00 - WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK (REMIX)

3:49 - Communal Pen Hit

4:14 - A Totally Completely Regular Normal Weather Segment

6:07 - BUZZBALLS ARE JUST FERMENTED GLP-1 FAT (In Surplus Coke Bottles!)

9:00 - World Cup Tourists COLONIZE the New Jersey Transit System

15:37 - We’re Playing 🎶Baaaaskeeeettballlllll🎶

18:07 - The President Just Comes In And Ruins The Vibe (Many Such Cases)

19:48 - Mamdanistan 1000 Years

24:17 - Who REALLY Trained With The Monks?

31:22 - THE HAND OF OG

34:57 - KNICKS IN FIVEEEEEEEEE

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!
News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike!

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hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich
edited by Jake Jurich

2026 arcola studios, llc

BOOSTERS OF THE WORLD UNITE! In our TENTH bleezy of the yeezy, Nia and Jake manifest a chemical spill-free June for the west coast, compare Zohran to the stripper loving you, dickride the Knicks for like ten minutes, and then have a deeply intellectual discussion about Boots Riley’s latest social commentary film, I LOVE BOOSTERS. Go see that shit in theaters if you still can!!!!!!!!

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0:00 - OUR FIRST AND ONLY APOLOGY (He LIED About The Ketchup)

4:19 - It’s The First Of The Monnnnnnth

5:25 - Cloudy With A Chance of ACID

10:14 - I Hope ALL My QueensLink 😏

18:00 - You Don’t Have To Be A Gamer To Know Ball

20:26 - Nia’s First And ONLY Wrong Prediction (She LIES About The Spurs)

21:32 - The Knicks Are Going To Win 🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏼‍♂️

23:51 - For $125,000 Seats They Better Start Kissing Out There

26:05 - Bleezy Movie Club: We Love I Love Boosters!!!!

29:55 - SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS (Past This Point)

34:20 - It’s 10PM…Do You Know Where Your Clothes Come From?

36:06 - Where Is ANY Money Coming From?

39:37 - Leftists Vs Brevity Challenge: Level Impossible

50:03 - He Sucked Her Soul Out (Lame Ass Incubus)

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!
News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike!

Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com <3

hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich
edited by Jake Jurich

2026 arcola studios, llc

GOOOOOOOOD MONDAY MORNING COMMUTERS! We Regret to Inform You That The Boy Remains At Large And On The Cob…episode 9 contains not only our unbiased ICEMAN review, but an unsolicited GEICO ad (Jake is sooooo pleased with his savings), and the inception of the BBC™️📚 READ A BOOK HOE!

Let us know @themorningbleezy what books you’re reading, and if you want to dial in to a future episode to chit chat about your fuckass commute!!!

0:00 - They Were Jelloing Everything In The 50s

1:57 - The First Double Entendre Of The Episode

2:44 - We Could’ve Fuckin Died (Climate Crisis Averted For At Least A Week)

3:14 - 43 Songs That Could’ve Been An Email

7:24 - STOP TALKING ABOUT 2024!!!!!!!!!!!

9:00 - I’m Sure There’s A Summer Bop In There Somewhere

11:12 - Drake Paid Off SportsCenter And It’s Obvious And Sad

12:32 - Nia Breaks Down The NBA Playoffs Correctly On The First Try

18:18 - Switch To GEICO And Save THOUSANDS (Geico Please Sponsor Us)

21:43 - Get Insurance Or You Will Become Property Of The State

22:51 - THE BLEEZY BOOK CLUB

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!
News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike!

Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com <3

hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich
edited by Jake Jurich

2026 arcola studios, llc

Beware the Ides of May…unless it’s warm that day then we’re fine. Carry on. Just because you CAN (soon) get in a UBERCOPTER to JFK doesn’t mean you SHOULD….unless you’re super duper duper duper duper fucked up. The Knicks are doing well, Kash Patel is not, these false flag B-sides are getting lazier by the day, and Jake & Nia scream at each other like you’ve never heard before over a GAME on his PHONE🃏

0:00 - BIG COFFEE SAID YOU WILL NEVER OWN PROPERTY

4:59 - In Space No One Can Hear You Podcast

5:48 - Mayday vs. May Day vs. May Day

7:51 - Dire Climate Message From A Great Shaman (Woman)

9:36 - Train 2 Da Plane

11:21 - THE UBERCOPTER

15:01 - Nia Once Again Correctly Predicts The Future (Knicks Playoffs Discussion)

17:10 - A [REDACTED] Tried To [REDACTED] The [REDACTED] With A [REDACTED]…Again

19:24 - Solitaire Is Demonic vs. What The Fuck Are You Talking About

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!
News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike!

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hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich
edited by Jake Jurich

2026 arcola studios, llc

SAME SHIT DIFFERENT TOILET: The Bleezy is back in Brooklyn & better than ever!!! In this 4/20 episode that has very little to do with 4/20, Jake & Nia discuss Ubering for coochie in NYC, a most unusual murder, SPACE, and the week’s latest blasphemy from our pedophile in chief. WATCH THIS EPISODE WITH YOUR EYES AT THEMORNINGBLEEZY.COM!!!!

0:00 - High School Musical: The Sharpay Edition

0:53 - Nia Can Vape On Our Set Now!

3:22 - War Exists In The Context Of All That Came Before It

5:16 - Not Every Day You Gotta Smoke

8:49 - Put On A Sweater Bitch (Fool’s Summer)

9:40 - Ebike To Your Date At The Nathan’s Hot Dog Stand

14:48 - The Cornhole Killer & His Car

20:15 - Anybody Can Do Anything To You At Any Time

22:09 - For Carroll <3

31:36 - The Duality Of Man (A Civilization Will Die Tonight)

33:10 - Beefin With The Pope

36:39 - I Thought I Was A Doctor Surrounded By Angels Laying Hands Upon The Sick

38:57 - JD Vance Is A Fat Ugly Chud

39:16 - THE POPE IS WEAK ON CRIME

41:47 - Get Your News From Only Us Then Touch Grass (Love You!)

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!
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hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich
edited by Jake Jurich

2026 arcola studios, llc

Is it just me or does someone in this episode sound BALDER than usual? Dive on in to figure out who...we can't do it for you because we're too busy MONITORING several SITUATIONS including Kanye, Women's Hockey, the Artemis II launch, IRAN, and the newfound civil service of an American institution, TMZ.

0:00 - If You Talk About Kanye Then He Wins

0:54 - Your Warmest Commute Of The Year (So Far)

2:07 - New Poop  /  Fool's Spring

3:55 - Gas Is About To Cost One Billion Dollars A Gallon Forever

6:27 - They're Sayin It's The Fent Capital

7:27 - Quick Heroin Story

9:01 - WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO (Women's Hockey Hits MSG)

13:10 - Is It Even Possible To Get Into Hockey If Not Via Heated Rivalry?

16:05 - SOMEONE IS BALD and THAT'S WHY WE MISSED LAST EPISODE

20:09 - Government Mandated Merch Plug Moment

21:17 - We're Flying By The Moon Did Yall Want Anything?

26:22 - When He Speaks It's Damn Near Incoherent (Leader Of The Free World)

27:22 - Everything We're Doing Is A Fuckin War Crime!

28:42 - THERE'S NOT GONNA BE A DAY OF RESPITE YOU STUPID WHORE

29:44 - It's Giving WW3

32:23 - We're Just Shooting Ourselves In The Dick For Israel

34:45 - Kristi Noem's Husband's Mommy Milkers

36:02 - We Gotta Lock In Bro

37:56 - We Have Healthcare At Home (& It's Just The "Doomsday Plane")

39:42 - UP RIGHT NOW: Countries Whose Plans Are Measured In Centuries

40:31 - TMZ Fixed The TSA Fuckery So That's Where We're At Now

41:59 - Go To Work! ...Until It's Time To Not Go To Work

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!
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hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich
edited by Jake Jurich

2026 arcola studios, llc

In this week's MORNING BLEEZY we discuss the nuances of de-blizzarding the streets of NYC for like the third or fourth time, as well as the shit with the US men's hockey team for this one and only time.

We'll be back in 3 weeks buuuut in the meantime BUY OUR BEANIES @ https://arcola.tv/shopeezy

0:00 - The Truest MORNING Bleezy Ever

1:20 - Shilling Our Beanies (Which Are New And Amazing)

3:13 - Fuck You If You Listen To TikToks Out Loud On Public Transit

5:13 - Groundhog Day Is Animal Divination So Go To Hell

6:47 - Zohran Did Better At Snow 2

9:00 - Nia Notices Jake Has Had Food On His Tooth This Whole Time

9:33 - Traumatizing Snow Story (A Dirty Gut Is A Healthy Gut)

12:45 - Schrödinger's Coat

13:26 - I Don't Have Much To Say About That Other Than War Is Fucking Stupid

15:20 - Impromptu Birth Rate Discussion

18:24 - Sports Can Heal A Nation But Also Can Be Some Bullshit

19:52 - Hockey Is A Women's Sport

21:45 - Jack Hughes Pulls A Megan Keller

22:31 - Locker Room Talk

23:40 - Kash Patel Has Make A Wish Kid Energy

25:50 - Like, I Go To Like, TEN Devils Games A Season

26:27 - White House McDonald's Humiliation Ritual

27:38 - Trump Was Up At The Podium Just Sucking His Own Dick

28:16 - You Can't Say No To Nothing?

29:00 - Heated Rivalry Lmaooo

30:46 - The Revolution Will Not Be On Center Ice

33:56 - Jake Unloads The Clip

35:48 - Muhammad Ali Was Getting Punched In The Face; You Dribbling A Ball

37:49 - Spearheading The Bronx Renaissance

39:30 - You're Probably At Your Job Now!

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!
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hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich
edited by Jake Jurich

2026 arcola studios, llc

HOLD YOUR FIRE HORSES & buckle up for the bleezy's breakdown of the super bowl, the surveillance state, and the lunar new year <3

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0:00 - Happy Valentines (Even If You're Ugly)

2:13 - They're Red For An Amazing Reason

4:33 - I Never Considered That Dr. Pepper Could Be A Woman

6:05 - HAPPY CHINEVE

7:03 - Bad Bitches Weather Advisory

9:41 - I Want A Drivers License Because You Need White People Paperwork

13:58 - Sports Betting Retrospective (I Was Right vs. No You Weren't)

17:12 - Drake Maye Looked Like He Was Gonna Kill Himself

20:47 - Mike Tyson Humiliation Ritual / GLP-1 Ad

23:10 - Let The Ad Soak Into Your Soul (Ironically Of Course)

26:55 - Ding Dong Ditch...Your FUCKING RING CAMERAS

28:31 - Super Bowl Ads Are Just Evil Now (Fuck AI)

30:38 - Nobody Watching The Olympics

33:29 - THE ONLY PODCAST THAT SAID AJ BARNER WAS GONNA DO SOMETHING

34:54 - Why Does Everybody Wanna Be Chinese Right Now?

37:45 - How To Say Xi Jinping (Please Come Save Us Or Whatever)

38:56 - Being Chinese Disclaimer

40:48 - Giving The World Up To China vs. Fumbling The World In General

43:35 - BRO I CAN'T OWN SHIT NOW!

45:16 - We Get Angry For A Couple Days, And Then We Post

46:46 - The World Is Run By Pedophiles And Now Even Your Mom Knows That

47:43 - Remember When We All Hung Out On RedNote?

51:47 - What's A Fire Horse?

53:00 - How To Say Penjamin In Mandarin

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!
News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike!

Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com <3

hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich
edited by Jake Jurich

2026 arcola studios, llc