SAME SHIT DIFFERENT TOILET: The Bleezy is back in Brooklyn & better than ever!!! In this 4/20 episode that has very little to do with 4/20, Jake & Nia discuss Ubering for coochie in NYC, a most unusual murder, SPACE, and the week’s latest blasphemy from our pedophile in chief. WATCH THIS EPISODE WITH YOUR EYES AT THEMORNINGBLEEZY.COM!!!!

0:00 - High School Musical: The Sharpay Edition

0:53 - Nia Can Vape On Our Set Now!

3:22 - War Exists In The Context Of All That Came Before It

5:16 - Not Every Day You Gotta Smoke

8:49 - Put On A Sweater Bitch (Fool’s Summer)

9:40 - Ebike To Your Date At The Nathan’s Hot Dog Stand

14:48 - The Cornhole Killer & His Car

20:15 - Anybody Can Do Anything To You At Any Time

22:09 - For Carroll <3

31:36 - The Duality Of Man (A Civilization Will Die Tonight)

33:10 - Beefin With The Pope

36:39 - I Thought I Was A Doctor Surrounded By Angels Laying Hands Upon The Sick

38:57 - JD Vance Is A Fat Ugly Chud

39:16 - THE POPE IS WEAK ON CRIME

41:47 - Get Your News From Only Us Then Touch Grass (Love You!)

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!
News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike!

Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com <3

hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich
edited by Jake Jurich

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