The Morning Bleezy

In which Jake & Nia accidentally piece it ALLLLL together...

0:00 - If You Wore Purple You Was Going To Jail

3:16 - Signature Nia Producer Tag

5:04 - Young Hoes Love TJoes

9:01 - Smoked Salmon Recession Indicator (SSRI)

11:27 - Getting Plowed By The City

13:49 - Every Intersection An Igloo

17:26 - Birds Barely Win Super Bowls

24:02 - The Generational Wealth Parlay

27:17 - THE CONSPIRACY TO END ALL CONSPIRACIES

32:25 - I Inherited This Fucked Franchise From The Rooting Interests Of My Father

36:08 - We're Going Back To The Moon If You Even Care

41:15 - Naming Some Astronauts

44:44 - Why Are You As A Canadian Going To The Moon?

49:25 - But Did We Even LAND On The Moon?

56:09 - Groundhog Day Recap

56:09 - Groundhog Day Recap

56:09 - Groundhog Day Recap

Watch Filmmaker S G Collins (RIP apparently) debunk moon landing conspiracies by analyzing if FAKING IT was even possible in the 1960s: https://youtu.be/_loUDS4c3Cs?si=8SgwEcx35qPavwEX

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!

Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com <3

hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich
edited by Jake Jurich

2026 arcola studios, llc

Happy MLK Day everybody! Pop this one in while you commute from your bed to the couch <3

0:00 - Everybody Learn Chinese Right Now

2:08 - ICE in the Forecast

8:45 - Transplants & Train Tracks

13:31 - Football Fortune Telling

20:12 - HOP ON THE YURIBUS

28:54 - Counting Or Not Counting Conservative Violence?

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!

Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com <3

hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich

edited by Jake Jurich

It's SEEZY THREEZY of the BLEEZY! Yall mind if a black girl speak a little inshallah?

0:00 - New Years Breakdown/Acceptance

5:01 - Romanticize The Snow

7:01 - $3.00 Is The New $2.90 Is The New KYS

11:11 - Welcome To Mamdanistan

20:40 - HEATED RIVALRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!

Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com <3

hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich
edited by Jake Jurich

do YOU think the government has a weather machine? which government? why?? idk we gonna argue about it and also watch out cuz Nia is driving on the actual roads now <3

eric adams was indicted on federal criminal charges while we were recording this episode <3 and we made lil transition sounds for our segments!

buy our merch @ themorningbleezy.com

an olympic ass episode of the morning bleezy, brought to you by some orange creamsicle <3

light up with us on your way to work and tell everyone you know!!

strap in for your commute and spark up with jake & nia while they solve all the world's problems. also we have merch! @ themorningbleezy.com

Shoutout Philly. Why would you buy Juneteenth paper plates? It's hot out bro. Why would you get your driver's license if you don't want it? DO IT FOR THE GRAND? Outro musiccc

In which our hosts talk for a solid 15 minutes...mostly about DO IT FOR THE GRAND, going live on arcola.tv THIS SATURDAY (6/15)!!!!! Our hosts are both in that show. Put this ep on during some prime commuting hours to learn a little more...

This year's cicadas probably don't know who Drake or Kendrick Lamar are. We talk about all that in this episode, recorded in a simpler time (last Thursday aka 4 disses ago lmaoooo)