Beware the Ides of May…unless it’s warm that day then we’re fine. Carry on. Just because you CAN (soon) get in a UBERCOPTER to JFK doesn’t mean you SHOULD….unless you’re super duper duper duper duper fucked up. The Knicks are doing well, Kash Patel is not, these false flag B-sides are getting lazier by the day, and Jake & Nia scream at each other like you’ve never heard before over a GAME on his PHONE🃏

0:00 - BIG COFFEE SAID YOU WILL NEVER OWN PROPERTY

4:59 - In Space No One Can Hear You Podcast

5:48 - Mayday vs. May Day vs. May Day

7:51 - Dire Climate Message From A Great Shaman (Woman)

9:36 - Train 2 Da Plane

11:21 - THE UBERCOPTER

15:01 - Nia Once Again Correctly Predicts The Future (Knicks Playoffs Discussion)

17:10 - A [REDACTED] Tried To [REDACTED] The [REDACTED] With A [REDACTED]…Again

19:24 - Solitaire Is Demonic vs. What The Fuck Are You Talking About

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!
News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike!

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edited by Jake Jurich

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