A drunk man breaks into an Airbnb full of cops and a paralegal breaks into a zoo to feed the monkeys Cheetos. Elsewhere we look at teenager who spent six years digging a hole after a minor row with his parents and a journalist who decided to join in while reporting on a swingers club... which her dad thinks it's really cool. We also introduce our new feature on second mentions / knobbly monsters and announce this week's winner of the Bayford Award for Audacity.