Welcome to Friday, you wonderful freaks! It wouldn't be the end of the work week without some special quality time with your favorite podcast hosts Matt and Robert as they talk about their non-adventures of the week! From life-saving scenarios to life-questioning science, this week it gets a little surreal, but in a sort of good way. So, strap yourself in and slap yourself around because it's a brand new episode of Useless Drivel - A Podcast Without a Point!

It's April Fool's Day, and you know what the cruelest joke of all is? The fact that this is a legit episode and not some cheap parody or joke of a quality production! Robert and Matt are joined by their best-good friend, The David, for another fun filled hour of random information, geek-type news, Superman V. Batman, and Wondercon. Oh, and don't forget the hookers and gay sex. This episode has it all, so strap yourself in and put a jimmy-hat on your ears, because you're going to need it. It's a brand new episode of Useless Drivel - A Podcast Without a Point!

It's not just Friday, it's Good Friday! And why is it Good Friday? Because it's Useless Drivel day! Your hosts Matt and Robert are back (and likely for a long time) this week with a whole new episode full of pointless goodness. From fatherly duties and failed career goals to Xenu worshipers and tomb raiders, we've got a little bit of what you want and a whole lot of what you don't. Settle in and watch your back, cuz the cultists are gonna get you! It's a brand new episode of Useless Drivel - A Podcast Without a Point!

So, did you have fun reveling in how awesome it is to be faux-Irish yesterday? Good! Are you regretting the fact that you can't actually drink the way you think you can as you wallow in hungover self-pity today? Even better, because that means you're weak and susceptible to our nonsense! Join your hosts Robert and Matt this week as they delve into the finer things in life like blue-blooded sports heroes, questionable friendships standards, superheroes, and video games! Grab a bucket and hold on tight, because it's only going to get worse with a brand new episode of Useless Drivel - A Podcast Without a Point!

It's finally Friday, and just like every other Friday, we know you're damn well ready to get the weekend started off right with what else, a brand-spanking new episode of the internet's most mediocre podcast of them all! Join your hosts Matt and Robert this week as the discuss all sorts of good stuff. From the true struggles of middle class 80's kids and video game trolls to spirited and uninformed debate on the comic book continuity, it's an episode for the ages! So, do some jumping jacks, widen your doorways, and let it all hang out because it's a brand new episode of Useless Drivel - A Podcast Without a Point!

Okay. So, we can't all be winners all of the time, but there are those of us that fail considerably more than others. Now, considering this is likely one of the best-worst podcasts on the internet, the fact that half of the hosts can;t get their act together on a regular basis really says something about this show. However, professionalism and quality control mean nothing to us, so, there you have it. Join your hosts Robert and Matt this week as they discuss the finer things in life, like whiskey, literature, and unimportant bullsh*t! Pour yourself a drink, pour one out for your homies (aka your ears) and enjoy a brand new episode of Useless Drivel - A Podcast Without a Point!

So, another week comes to close and we’re all pretty much in the same place we were a week ago, but have no fear! Horrible podcasting is here! Join your hosts Matt and Robert this week as they discuss all the random stuff that occupied their previous week. Things, stuff, ‘Straya, horror movies, video games, gaming, and other non-essential life functions that keep us all going. Strap yourself in, because this one gets rough! It’s a brand new episode of Useless Drivel – A Podcast Without a Point!

TOPICS DISCUSSED – The Ring vs. The Grudge, Goon, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, The Division Open Beta, Dungeons & Dragons 5E, Gronk’s Party Ship, Barnes & Noble Game Night

Closing Song – When Worlds Collide – performed by Powerman 5000

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So, we've all survived another week, and for what? A new hour of nonsensical BS, that's what! Join your hosts Robert and Matt this week as they discuss all the things that make life important, like love, whiskey, and R-Rated movies. Like so many other things in your life, prepare to be disappointed yet driven to keep coming back for more, so settle in an listen up because it's a brand new episode of Useless Drivel - A Podcast Without a Point!

Are you ready for some hot, sweet, ear-lovemaking for your Valentine's Day? Well, you've come to the right place! Join your hosts Robert and Matt as they embark on an embittered bromance adventure through the past, present, and other topics in time that no one cares about! Strap yourself in for an expletive laden lovefest and get ready to spend VD Day (Valentines Day Day) with the guys. It's a brand new episode of Useless Drivel - A Podcast Without a Point!

Looks like we started the new year in true MITC style by failing to even get through the first month with consistent episodes. Sure, maybe Robert was practically dying, but he could have fought through the sickness and manned up to record! Alas, We are returnededed this week, mostly healthy and super-amped to bring you a brand new episode! Join your hosts Matt and Robert this week as they delve into the world of fever-dreams, Stormtroopers, and bullshit phrasology (totally a word). Pack your ears with cotton, because they might actually bleed this time as you listen to a brand new episode of Useless Drivel - A Podcast Without a Point!