History denial/propaganda. Quit 30 days: “monkey on your back!” Iran school bombed near base? Jesse Jackson funeral: No politics, please?

The Hake Report, Monday, March 9, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:31) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:04:46) 📞 HADEN, TX: Aztlán

* (0:09:37) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: H— denial? Deny other things!

* (0:19:21) D: Know-it-all… Getting facts right… Men and women

* (0:24:51) 🗣️ MARK, CA, & DAVID: H— used for guilt; Gummy bear stop month…

* (0:27:53) M & D: Jesus and J’s spirit, not our friends

* (0:31:41) M & D: “Forgive them,” but recognize; Almanac hw; Z— Christian

* (0:37:20) M & D: Iran war? Israel history

* (0:44:23) M & D: 30 days. Muslim people… Last word, Mark

* (0:46:24) DAVID: Heaven

* (0:47:07) 📞 JAIME, MN: Ally, my rabbi, “dummy,” wood doors?

* (0:51:25) J: Iran propaganda… pallets of cash… Our Future Prez…

* (0:58:23) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: H—, anger, fear, false guilt

* (1:04:42) Z: Charlie Kirk on Iran April 2025; If Trump nuked Tehran?

* (1:11:37) Z: Balance of power?

* (1:15:16) Z: Prediction…

* (1:16:49) 📞 JEFF, LA: Jesse Jackson funeral; Jr. leave politics at home

* (1:19:16) J: Trump isn’t controlled: Venezuela, Iran, exposing China weakness

* (1:22:55) Jesse Jackson, Jr.

* (1:26:38) 💬 Supers/Coffees… Bass, Gas masks

* (1:29:39) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: Iran war, 1 week in. Don’t worry.

* (1:37:43) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Appreciation for civilized countries; Mark appreciation; 30 days to break a habit

* (1:42:42) R: Weakening men…

* (1:46:05) R: Obama, Biden, Kamala; Jesse Jackson shaking the apple tree

* (1:47:20) 💬 Coffees: Cesar, Popcorn … END

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5 things to know for March 9: Iran’s new leader, Oil prices, Airport delays, NYC mayor explosive, Utah murder trial

In the news today: Iran names a new supreme leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, after his father and predecessor was killed at the start of the war; what the latest numbers show about the U.S. economy under President Donald Trump; and Russia’s cautious stance as the Iran war escalates. Also, Punch the monkey is growing up.

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