Monster Dog (1984, 1986 or Yesterday?)

Directed by Claudio Fragasso

Starring: Alice Cooper, Victoria Vera, Carlos Santurio and some other fuckers.

My LEG! Hey... I thought my biggest fear about dogs would be their teeth, not them pumping away on my leg.  This week we look at the Alice Cooper classic (or classic piece of shit), Monster Dog.  You know the one, the one with that classic mixed language cast that gets overdubbed to English, even the guy that actually speaks English. Is this rubber mask classic the first movie to beat the hotdog scale? Extra mustard on my monster dog, please.

This poster is very misleading.

This one is more accurate-ish...