This week we read Deal With A Demon by Ami Wright, a story about a contract that's about as reliable as me saying I'd have this episode out last Thursday, and we can all see how that worked out. But alas, what’s a girl with a dream to do, when a wide mouthed weirdo is offering thousands of dollarinos and a whole lot of head for the small small price of her autonomy? Join us as we discover the ideal time to abandon your sister, discuss what the default “noodles” dish is, and how many red flags it takes to make a green flag (the answer is five divided by 0).

Email as at [email protected] or dm us at monstrously_curious to let us know what “I want noodles” means to you! Also for just regular stuff like recommendations and questions.

Intro song: Take Your Time (Do It Right) by S.O.S Band
Break music: The Love God by Martinibomb
Outro song: Pagan Love Song by The Glen Miller Orchestra