Riley is out of town this week so Rangel called in some special guest contributors, Brittany and Claire! They discuss how a future murderer was mean to Claire once in 4th grade, dreams, INEVITABLE DEATH and how pie is absolutely an acceptable breakfast. Hypotheticals about very large penises are thoughtfully discussed and the concept of Spites-giving is born, a day to air one's grievances against whoever has wronged you. 

Rangel argues that Thanksgiving is the superior holiday. Riley explains how she accidentally BBQ-ed a canyon rat. They discuss how annoying it is when people in new relationships try to say they are soulmates and how MGK and Megan Fox's are clearly in a codependent relationship. They ponder what happens to breast implants when you die, and why some people seem to be really upset that Harry Styles wore a dress on the cover of vogue. Also on the docket; the icebox killer, Riley's obsession with fancy wood, how we are all in the midst of never ending existential crisis.

The gals discuss jealousy in relationships. Why it happens, the signs that it's becoming unhealthy, and how to deal with it. Some people don't get jealous at all while some people get HELLA jealous. Let's talk about it shall we?! Also on the docket: when your actual ghost husband develops a cocaine habit, putting a banana in your vagina (do not do this btw), why peaky blinders will make you horny but only when Cillian Murphy is scowling  and Riley's eternal quest to make Harry Styles become her BFF.

Rangel has a cold and sounds like garbage, Riley shares some tough personal stuff she's been dealing with, they discuss how they plan on dealing with election stress by starting a commune where they are the beloved leaders. Also on the docket, Instagram knowing what you're thinking, having dreams about celebrities, Rangels intense attraction to very tall men who occasionally sport glittery eyeshadow and how Riley would like Harry Styles to move in with her family and pay off her van. 

The gals discuss people who call CPS for the wrong reasons, how no one wants to talk to their neighbors, being worn out by political posts on social media, Rangel's inability to find a ceiling joist, and wrinkly old man balls. 

The gals go completely off the rails with week, discussing the logistics of taking nice nudes, how there are zero actual bones in a penis, breaking out from the "retinol uglies", how to get back into dating after a very long relationship, real-time true crime unfolding in true crime enthusiast Facebook groups and lastly, Riley tells another disgusting story. Enjoy!

The gals discuss how people dated during the Spanish Flu pandemic, why taking classes through zoom will make you want to throw the whole computer out of the window, how to make your life a little easier when everything seems impossible, and oh, why it's important to have a Wet Ass Throat (WAT) when you're trying to do a funny accent. 

The gals discuss the concept of toxic positivity, why WAP is a great song, what kind of bird they identify as, "randonauting", trying to be flirty when you are the most awkward human ever and Riley's battle against the canyon rats of San Diego.

The gals discuss Riley's adventure to the sex shops in San Diego and how LIGHTING MATTERS and some places just naturally repel women. They discuss whether or not they could write a romance novel without being awkward as fuck and how a weekend away is necessary for a relationship once you become parents. Rangel rambles about the media and the mysterious seeds from China and they both apologize for how long it takes to post new episodes. 

The gals discuss how Riley can't eat bread or cheese anymore and how Rangel saw a lady get chased by bees on the beach. They also talk about people having sex with masks on, how much hormonal birth control sucks and when life may or may not get back to "normal". 

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