We have some weird tales in the Ill-Advised News to start off the show today. We have someone who pooed to try and get out of getting arrested, and a man who robbed a bank for lunch money (but he left a nice tip). We learn about the moon hotel, talk snow day superstitions, and play Can’t Beat Cassiday. Cass shares the petty behavior someone did this week, and asks for more petty inspiration. We have comedian Shapel Lacey join the show, celebrate Mr 305’s birthday in style, and have tales of obscured plates and cocaine in the Ill-Advised News.

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