This week on Cognitive Contortions we begin the theory of a faked moon landing. Tyler theorizes that the moon may actually just be Two Faces coin, Scott is distracted by a local sex shop post card left on the coffee table, Ty finds the hidden dildo in the Comedians apartment in, “The Watchmen”, and Aaron explains how Tim Allen uses his radioactive tool belt to clean the mold off of the moons surface each lunar cycle. We also introduce a new recurring segment, “Reptilians in the real world!” (We also ignore the fact that we originally lost Episode 7. Don’t worry, it comes back later!)

As always, thanks to Tim Ireland and the musician Koit, for the use of our theme song, "A Conspiracy Song". Check out Tim at http://www.bloggerheads.com/ and check out Koit at https://music.apple.com/us/artist/koit/346306441