This week on Cognitive Contortions, we discuss the moon conspiracy whistle blower, Dr. Ralph, and other problematic claims of moon conspirators. Tyler explains how most conspiracy anomalies are the result of butt grease, Scott's dick is on blast (yet pristinely average), Ty describes what it’s like to get a vasectomy, and Aaron explains that Native Americans were not douchebags... except maybe the ones who played lacrosse. Also, Ty introduces a new segment, “It’s from the notes... fucker.”

As always, thanks to Tim Ireland and the musician Koit, for the use of our theme song, "A Conspiracy Song". Check out Tim at http://www.bloggerheads.com/ and check out Koit at https://music.apple.com/us/artist/koit/346306441