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This week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin is “dog tired, boss” and emotionally unqualified to analyse one of the saddest movies ever made: The Green Mile.

With Cherie busy being an actual responsible parent, Jasmin calls in Tara for backup — and what unfolds is less a film review and more a spiral into moral confusion, prison hypotheticals, trained mice admiration, and several statements that may or may not require legal retractions.

Together they attempt to answer the important questions:

• Who is the real villain?
• Is Tom Hanks secretly problematic?
• How many mice does it take to make cinematic magic?
• Would you survive prison… or a zombie apocalypse?
• And most importantly… who are you moosing?

There are tears (real ones), strong opinions about Mr Jingles, questionable social commentary, and at least one moment where everyone probably should have stopped talking — but didn’t.

If you came for hard-hitting research and scholarly film critique… you’re absolutely in the wrong place.

If you came for chaos, nostalgia, moral debates, and two grown women oversharing about a 1999 prison drama — welcome home.

“I’m tired, boss.” 💚