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This week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara take on Finding Nemo — and somehow turn a wholesome kids’ movie into absolute chaos.

We start with a very unhinged retelling of the plot (including one of the most inappropriate takes on that opening scene you’ll ever hear), before diving into Marlin’s overprotective parenting, Nemo’s rebellious “touch the butt” moment, and whether Dory is actually helpful… or just a walking disaster. 

From there, things spiral (as always). We introduce a brand-new game, “Finding… in Real Life,” which quickly turns into questionable confessions, chaotic oversharing, and stories that probably should’ve stayed off the internet. There’s also conspiracy theories (some valid, some… absolutely not), a heated AITA debate about grown adults watching “kids’ movies,” and an ongoing argument about whether Finding Nemo even has a villain at all.

Expect big laughs, unfiltered takes, mildly concerning personal stories, and the kind of commentary that completely ruins a childhood classic—in the best way.

Just keep listening 🐠

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This week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara dive into the absolute chaos that is Face/Off — a movie that asks the very normal question: what if you just… swapped faces with a terrorist?

Jasmin attempts to piece together a plot she barely remembers, while Tara fully commits to the madness, defending the film like it’s high art. From magnetic prison boots to deeply questionable peach-related dialogue, nothing is off limits.

The girls debate the real villain (is it Castor Troy… or the writers?), argue over whether John Travolta or Nicolas Cage would make the better partner, and spiral into one of their most unhinged conversations yet.

Featuring:

•  Two Mooses and a Lie (with suspiciously dove-heavy facts) 
•  AITA dilemmas no one asked for 
•  Identity crises, daddy issues, and questionable life choices 
•  And a strong case for why this movie should not hold up… but somehow does 

It’s ridiculous, it’s chaotic, and it might just be one of the best episodes yet.

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This week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara dive headfirst into the emotional chaos that is The Lion King — and somehow end up debating incest, bug smoothies, and whether a coconut song is secretly about boobs.

We unpack:

• Why Zazu is singing about coconuts right before being eaten
• Whether Disney is sneakily inappropriate (or we’re just overthinking everything)
• The actual Lion King plot… when you remove the childhood nostalgia filter

Plus:

• A wildly unhinged recap you didn’t ask for
• “Two Mooses and a Lie” (featuring suspicious Disney facts)
• Moose, Marry, Avoid: Lion King edition
• And our most disturbing game yet… Bug Buffet 🤢

It’s chaotic, it’s slightly cursed, and it will absolutely ruin at least one food for you.

Hakuna Matata… or don’t.

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🐄 Moose on the Loose: Evan Almighty 🛶

This week, we attempt to tackle Evan Almighty… and immediately descend into chaos.

We’re talking:

• 170 animals that may or may not have unionised against the film crew
• The world’s most expensive ark (seriously, where did that budget go?)
• A deeply questionable understanding of how zebras are “wrangled”
• And a very intense debate about whether giraffes are just professional photobombers

Naturally, we also play Two Mooses and a Lie, where confidence is high and accuracy is… optional. There are homemade sound effects, disputed wins, and at least one identity crisis about what noise a moose actually makes.

Then things take a turn.

We dive into a truly unhinged AITA involving an animal hoarder, spiralling finances, and the moral dilemma of how many animals is too many animals? (Spoiler: it’s definitely not 12 cats… apparently.)

We also ask the important questions:

• Who is the real villain of this movie — Chuck Long, Evan’s ego, or just society being mean?
• What would YOU bring on the ark that would make everything objectively worse?
• And… are we emotionally stable enough to survive 40 days on a boat together?

Expect questionable facts, chaotic energy, and conversations that absolutely should have been edited out but weren’t.

🎙️ Come for the movie… stay for the moose noises.

#MooseOnTheLoose #EvanAlmighty #PodcastChaos #TwoMoosesAndALie #ArkEnergy #AITA

(Also, please don’t eat your children. It’ll make sense. Kind of.)

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This week on Moose on the Loose, we head to Jurassic Park — a place where dinosaurs roam free and absolutely no one thought to install a backup generator.

We break down the movie that traumatised an entire generation and ask the important questions:
Who is the real villain — the dinosaurs, Dennis Nedry, or just rich men with terrible ideas?
Would we survive the park? (No.)
And why does saying “clever girl” feel so smug right before you get eaten?

We also introduce our new game Clever Girl, where we rate smug behaviour from mildly annoying to straight-to-the-goat-pen levels of insufferable. Plus, a genuinely unhinged Moose Marry Avoid: Dinosaur Edition, and an AITA story featuring a 2am Jurassic Park obsession that has fully divided the room.

There are hot takes, questionable decisions, and at least one moment where we realise the park was doomed from the start.

Hold onto your butts — this one escalates quickly.

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In this episode of Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara revisit the 90s classic Babe — the wholesome story of a polite little pig who just wants to herd sheep instead of becoming bacon.

But things quickly spiral.

Along the way they debate whether vegetarian food is secretly delicious, argue with AI about movie facts, play Two Mooses and a Lie, and introduce a brand-new game called Babe or Pig where questionable male behaviours are judged accordingly. There’s also a brief detour into whether pigs have the longest orgasms in the animal kingdom (apparently they do), which is definitely not something anyone expected to learn from a children’s movie.

So join us as we ask the important questions:
Is the cat the real villain?
Is Farmer Hoggett secretly the perfect man?
And how did a sweet movie about a pig turn into one of the most chaotic podcast episodes we’ve recorded?

That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

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In this episode of Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara tumble down the yellow brick road and start asking the real questions about The Wizard of Oz.

Was Dorothy actually the problem?
Did Toto choose violence?
And is the Wizard just a fraud hiding behind a curtain while sending children to solve his problems?

Along the way we uncover some wild behind-the-scenes stories from the 1939 film — including the infamous munchkin conspiracy, asbestos “snow,” actors getting seriously injured on set, and the surprisingly dark history behind one of the world’s most beloved movies.

We also play a few chaotic games including Moose, Marry, Avoid, Two Mooses and a Lie, and a brand new segment where we decide if Oz characters are “Wicked or Just Annoying.”

By the end of the episode we attempt to answer the biggest question of all…

Who is the REAL villain of The Wizard of Oz?

(And the answer might surprise you.)

Grab your ruby slippers, avoid the flying monkeys, and join us for one very questionable trip to Oz.

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This week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin is “dog tired, boss” and emotionally unqualified to analyse one of the saddest movies ever made: The Green Mile.

With Cherie busy being an actual responsible parent, Jasmin calls in Tara for backup — and what unfolds is less a film review and more a spiral into moral confusion, prison hypotheticals, trained mice admiration, and several statements that may or may not require legal retractions.

Together they attempt to answer the important questions:

• Who is the real villain?
• Is Tom Hanks secretly problematic?
• How many mice does it take to make cinematic magic?
• Would you survive prison… or a zombie apocalypse?
• And most importantly… who are you moosing?

There are tears (real ones), strong opinions about Mr Jingles, questionable social commentary, and at least one moment where everyone probably should have stopped talking — but didn’t.

If you came for hard-hitting research and scholarly film critique… you’re absolutely in the wrong place.

If you came for chaos, nostalgia, moral debates, and two grown women oversharing about a 1999 prison drama — welcome home.

“I’m tired, boss.” 💚

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This week on Moose on the Loose, Lieutenant Dan has ice cream, Forrest has 15 Dr Peppers, and Jenny has some serious explaining to do.

We dive deep (too deep?) into the accidental brilliance of Forrest Gump — a movie about a man who stumbles his way into historical significance, fatherhood, wealth, and possibly a lawsuit.

Join us as we ask the real questions:
🦐 Was Jenny the villain or just traumatised and toxic?
🦐 Would Bubba be the worst sexual partner of all time?
🦐 Is naming your boat after someone who ghosted you after a romantic gesture or a cry for help?

Also featuring:

• Shrimp or Simp: the game no one asked for
• Moose, Marry, Avoid: war heroes edition
• A real-life Reddit AITA where someone actually asks if they’re the asshole for not paying off their girlfriend’s 6-figure debt (spoiler: yes)
• And an argument about whether the kid actor had a Southern accent or was just British and weird

This episode is emotionally loyal, mildly offensive, and ends the way all great stories should: with a CGI feather. Obviously

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🎄 This week on Moose on the Loose, we finally do what needed to be done: re-watch Love Actually as fully formed adults… and absolutely tear it to shreds.

What once felt romantic now feels like a case study in romantic entitlement, emotional affairs, questionable workplace behaviour, and men who think Christmas is a universal get-out-of-jail-free card. From cue cards and clandestine necklaces to CDs bought last minute and grand gestures that should probably come with legal paperwork, we ask the big questions:

Who is the real villain?
Is it ever okay to confess love to your best mate’s wife?
And why does everyone blame women for “ruining Christmas” when men behave badly?

We play Moose, Marry, Avoid, test our sanity with Two Mooses and a Lie, debate whether these moments belong on a Hallmark card or a restraining order, and unpack a very real AITA that proves this movie isn’t just fiction — it’s lived experience.

Festive chaos, dubious life choices, British accents doing a lot of heavy lifting, and the ultimate takeaway:
Never accept a CD when someone else got a necklace.

Merry Christmas, you loose mooses 🎄