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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Sexy Sensuality For Episode 69!
• Juvenile Jokes and Farts!
• Blanche and Her Spiders!
• Annoying Sirens! DIE QUIETLY PLEASE!
• Funnel Web Spiders Scare The Shit Out Of Us!
• Barb Fish!
• Collectable Books!
• Orgasmic Collectibles!
• Dave's Carbon Footprint Rant!
• ADHD Dreams!
• Ant Crackers! So Tasty!
• We Want To Be Interactive!
• Jerrod Carmichael Was Awesome On SNL!
• Lizzo With Her Flute!
• Leonard!
• More Will Smith Fallout!
• "The Bubble" Was Poo!
• "Moonfall" Too!
• Dave Was a Classical Music Loving Boy!
• Paul Farted!
• Victory Brinker Can SING! 
• Simon Cowell is a Dick!
• Paul Farted Again!
• The "Link in the Show Notes" Drinking Game Carnage!
• Amazon Finally Has A Union!
• Landlord Tenant Associations Are Difficult!
• Jeff Bezos SUUUUCCCCKKKKSSSSSSS!
• Doug Is Super Nice!  Go Visit His IMDB Page!
• Doug Loves "Star Wars"!
• Spider Sensuality!
• We Ate Out!
• Dave Embarrasses Paul!
• Code Switching is a Thing Apparently!
• Dave Needs A New Gay Handbook!
• Heart Attack Food!
• Paul And His Mom's Chocolate Menstruation Connection!
• Pragmatic Paulie Poo Poo!
• Lauren and Rachel!
• Dave Fucks Up Pronouns!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Google Search Results for Funnel Web Spiders!
• Australians Warned About Funnel Web Spiders Invading Their Homes!
• Spider Buries Itself!
• Brenna Eats Ants!
• Lizzo "Tempo"!
• Victory Brinker Singing "Der Hölle Rache"!
• Victory Brinker Singing on "America's Got Talent"!
• Magician On America's Got Talent!
• Doug's Star Wars Collection and Convention Stories!
• Doug's IMDB Page!  He Has MULTIPLE EMMYS!
• Roseanne Dressed Up As A Man!

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