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In case you missed it—or just need a loving slap upside your assets again… Episode 12 is a re-drop of OYverfed and Undermoved, because it may just be the most important message of all 12ish episodes thus far. Almost everyone needs it—whether they admit it or not. Listen. Apply. Repeat. You're welcome.

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900 years ago, Rabbi-Physician-Philosopher Maimonides laid down the ultimate wellness roadmap—mind, body, and soul. In this episode, Bethanne translates his timeless health directives into Tiny Tweaks™ to help you stop living Oyverfed and Undermoved… and start moving your fine young assets into JOYful high gear.

From soft poops to soul-lifting movement, Maimo knew the secrets to prevention, longevity, and JOY—and science is just now catching up.

Whether you’re new to Maimonides or just tired of chasing the next cleanse, this episode is the dose of truth (and humor) your wellness journey needs.

Want Bethanne to WOW your crowd or help your team kick their fine young assets into gear?
Interested in her one-of-a-kind FUNIQ Total Body™ classes or exclusive Club FUNIQ™ events?

 Reach out via bethannewellness.com/contact or check the outro for more details.

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In this sassy slap-upside-your-assets episode, we're tackling the truth behind our habits with The Lazy Cow Quiz. No name-calling here—just a lovingly honest look at whether you're grazing your way into OY or moving your way toward JOY.

📝 Take the Quiz: Download & print it here
✅ Date it.
🔁 Uncheck one box per week.
🎯 Go from OYster to JOYster, oneTiny Tweak™  at a time.

Whether you're overfed, undermoved, or just overdue for a wellness wake-up, this episode will have you laughing, learning, and ready to mooove.

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You can cut salt, chase supplements, and blame menopause... or you can face the truth: You’re eating way too much and moving way too little. But JOYfully, it’s not too late to tweak your way out of the OY!

In this sassy and loving slap upside your fine young assets, I expose the real root of your fatigue, inflammation, and jiggly parts: hypokinetic disease—aka ailments caused by sitting on your butt too much. And guess what? This isn't new. Maimonides said it 900 years ago: “Overeating is equivalent to ingesting poison.” 🎤💥

We dive into:

• The overlooked dangers of OYverfeeding and undermoving
• The long list of diseases you might be “earning” from inactivity
• Why your metabolism isn’t broken—your movement is
• 12ish Tiny Tweaks to reverse damage and reclaim your JOY
• And yes… a mic drop moment from the one and only Maimonides

⚠️ This episode might sting a little—but only because it’s packed with truth, sass, and the kind of tough love your doctor, influencer, and mirror won’t give you.

 Plus, a sneak peek at next week’s Lazy Cow Quiz—the only quiz you WANT to fail.

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Tired of being tired? You’re not alone. In this episode, I’m answering a heartfelt listener request: how to fall asleep, stay asleep, calm the racing thoughts, and not wake up feeling like you’ve been body-slammed by your mattress. If you’ve ever tossed, turned, overate, or overthought your way into a night of OY… this one’s for you.

✅ Learn how to train your brain (and booty) for better Zzzs
 ✅ Discover how overeating, scrolling, and unresolved OY mess with your shut-eye
✅ Get my JOYful, doable tweaks to fall asleep faster and wake up like a rockstar

From sleep posture to pillow hacks, to emotional closure and circadian wisdom—these Tiny Tweaks add up big. And yes, we’re putting the OY to bed once and for all.

🎵 BONUS: A teaser for Episode 9 you won’t want to sleep on.

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Falls may be common, but they’re not a normal part of aging — and definitely not your destiny. In this humorous yet heartfelt episode, Bethanne Wellness tackles the serious (and seriously preventable) issue of falls, sharing personal stories, surprising stats, and 10ish Tiny Tweaks to help you build strength, boost balance, and stay upright — and joyful — for life.

From her own dizzy days to hiking up like a billy goat, Bethanne walks the talk and delivers practical, proven tips to help you avoid the Powerful Vortex of Falling OY. If you’ve got a booty, a brain, and bones — this one’s for you.

🎧 Hit play to feel empowered, energized, and a little cheekier about your fall prevention game.

✨ Stay tuned for Episode 8, where Bethanne spills the OY no one else will talk about...

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*I'm aware that I made a numerical oopsie with the tweak counting, but isn't that the beauty of not having to be perfect as well as using the suffix "ish"?

Welcome back, JOYster! In this heartfelt and hilarious episode, I’m dishing out life lessons straight from my brindle-coated, counter-surfing, couch-cuddling, stair-conquering retired racing Greyhound—Butch. That’s right, the 4-legged life coach who trotted into my world mid-pandemic and flipped it in the best way possible.

Today, you’ll get a sneak peek into a few favorite lessons from my upcoming book More JOY Less OY: Life Lessons from Butch – 52ish Tiny Tweaks to Move, Feel, Look & Live Better. From chasing squirrels (real and metaphorical) to healing fast, living full out, and reinventing yourself—Butch has wisdom to share whether or not you’re a dog person.

You’ll also pick up 10ish tiny but mighty tweaks inspired by Butch’s journey—from climbing stairs like a champ and easing into your car without moaning, to learning a new lingo, eating real food, and yes, slowing down that feeding frenzy. (Spoiler: You’re probably thirsty, not starving.)

This episode is filled with humor, healing, and motivation to help you move, feel, and live with more JOY and less OY. So press play and remember—you can’t chase two squirrels at once.

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Are you ready to turn your car into a rolling JOYmobile? Whether you're commuting, carpooling, or proudly parking far and strutting in like the JOYster you are, today’s episode is packed with 10ish simple, sneaky, JOY-boosting Tiny Tweaks to ease your aches and make car time more comfy.

From glutes to wrists to that tech-neck of yours, I’ve got your back (and your butt, neck, and sciatica too).
 No more flinging yourself in and out of the car like a stunt double—these moves will have you sliding, tweaking, and thriving behind the wheel.

Here’s what’s parked inside:

·        How to enter/exit your car like a glute-powered ninja

·        How to set your seat like the throne it is

·        The Tech Neck buster you can do at red lights

·        Save your wrists, ditch the claw grip, and spread those fingers!

·        Wake up that lazy left leg and balance your bod

·        Plus: tweaks for posture, plantar fasciitis, and your steering wheel death grip

 Bonus: A quick shoutout to the late, infamous Man ee ac (aka my dad Manny) and a sneak peek at a tweak that’ll have you turning heads—literally.

Even AARP says better mobility makes for safer, happier driving—and this episode is under 20 minutes! So no need to do them all at once. Just pick one Tiny Tweak today, and let it ripple. You’ve got time, and I’ve got more tweaks where that came from.

Buckle up, Buttercup—this ride’s about to get JOYful.

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So yeah… PAIN.
 It’s not just four annoying letters strung together.
 It’s a signal. A spark. A slap and a hug rolled into one.

And no, I didn’t coin the phrase PAIN is a gift—but now I truly believe it.
 Capital letters and all.
 Wanna know why it’s capitalized? You’ll find out.

Up until now, I’ve been as sweet as a slice of yummy peanut butter pie.
 But this episode?
 It’s the swift kick upside your (fine young) assets
 that even your doctor, your BFF, and your mirror are afraid to give you.
 But guess what? I’m not.
 Because someone’s gotta tell you the truth—JOYfully.

Keep listening. To your body. Your gut. Your gorgeous, glitchy, glorious self.
 This episode shows you how to do just that—how to actually listen to you.
Tiny Tweaks lead to big shifts.
And big shifts? They bring the JOY.

Now go move something. Feel something.
 And remember: You’re not broken.
 You’re becoming the full-fledged JOYster you are meant to be!

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 Bethanne dishes out a dozen-ish of her favorite teeny Tiny Tweaks to help you move better, feel stronger, and look even more fabulous—in just 12ish minutes

These JOY-boosting gems are:

• Quick
• Easy
• Surprisingly life-changing

 You will learn:

• How your pinky toe holds secret superpowers
• How tech neck, tight glutes, and tense shoulders can melt away with simple posture shifts
• Tiny, doable changes that wake up your body, brain, balance, booty (and yes, your JOY)
• What one New Yawka calls a “Cawfee Walk” (and why your day needs one) 

And much more that you will be able to apply to transform from OY to JOY right away!

Expect laughter, lightbulb moments, and a whole lot of “Wait...why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?” And You’ll probably never look at a shopping cart—or your glutes—the same way again.

* Because I recorded this so quickly, I caught a little verbal booboo (or two) that I made. Babies do not hinge at the hips, they squat! You'll know what I am referring to in Tiny Tweak #1ish

And stay tuned for a new episode launching every other Tuesday!

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Episode 4 – PAIN is a Gift
This one’s a real kick in the assets. You’ll never look at chronic PAIN the same way again. Get ready to flip your perspective, find the purpose in the PAIN, discover why it’s in all caps—and maybe even bask in a little JOY along the way. 

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