More Than Monotony

With Amazon consuming more and more retail space, the More Than Monotoshoppers have the usual concerns with their purchasing habits from the online giant.  Dan invents Costco.  Peter orders good things.  Maxwell misplaces a river.  Evan gets banned in China.

Everyone loves watching a T-Rex chomp a dude’s face off, and the More Than Monotosaurs are no different.  Rawr.  Peter sheds a tear for the brontosaurus.  Dan wants more fast cars.  Evan redefines trilogies.  Maxwell is sick of kids.

 

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If you encountered an omnipotent space alien, what would you ask it?  Hopefully better questions than what the More Than Monototerrestrials came up with.  Maxwell probes the deepest mysteries of the universe.  Evan adds limbs.  Peter gets the money.  Dan becomes a pet.

Dan wants to know what to do with his free time.  In a misguided attempt to figure it out, he saw fit to ask the other More Than Monotoboors for advice.  Dan talks big numbers.  Peter doesn’t care about the movie.  Maxwell prefers enlightenment.  Evan sells out.

Continuing the More Than Monotony Second Anniversary celebration, the Monotogang this time looks back not just on the previous year, but the previous decade.  That’s a lot of movies and junk!  We thank you for the support, and hope you’ll continue listening into this new decade!

More Than Monotony has been around for two years and is still going strong!  The More Than Monotogang once again reflects on the previous year, and chooses some of the best whatevers that happened in 2019.  We hope you’ll continue listening into year three!

In the second half of this review episode, the More Than Monotosith wrap up their thoughts on The Rise of Skywalker.  Perhaps they did an even better job than the movie itself!  Dan sympathizes with the grunts.  Peter gives high praise.  Evan wants a reset.  Maxwell explores deeper into Palpatine’s past.

The Skywalker Saga is complete.  In this special two-part review episode, the More Than Monotojedi review the final installment in a franchise 40 years in the making.  Until the next film, that is.  Evan says a few good things.  Dan clings to reality.  Maxwell seethes.  Peter ships Reylo.

Even the best sports franchises can have a down season, and when they do, it’s time for rebuild mode.  And as Wisconsin natives, the More Than Monotocasters are no strangers to slumps.  Peter is tired of being let down.  Dan questions cookies.  Maxwell plans his retirement.  Evan loses the Pacific Northwest.

Pokemon was a major part of the More Than Monototrainers childhoods, and the release of the Generation VIII games Sword and Shield is a perfect time to dive into the heated debate about the recent quality of the series.  MAXWELL used RAGE.  PETER used PROTECT.  EVAN used FRUSTRATION.  DAN used CONFUSION.