This week I’m all over the place. ALL OVER. You want to get weird, this is the episode for you. It’s way too long, but that’s the point, is it NOT? Rhetorical question. Things I cover: Stripper perfume in malls, Tinder Profiles, Morgan Spurlock. Wi-Fi hotspots. Just kidding! How I almost beat up a Seahawks fan. Weight vs Height. Genetics son! Just listen.