Whoa, hold onto your candy corn, folks! We’re diving headfirst into some spooky vibes with our "Morning 6-Pack - Haunted Houses!" Did you know one in eight peeps thinks they’ve lived in a haunted crib? Yep, that’s right! We’re chatting about the top signs your house might be more Casper than cozy, like flickering lights and weird noises that’ll have you questioning if your living room is auditioning for a horror flick! Plus, we’re serving up the hilarious scoop on what it means if your ghost has a mullet and a PBR in hand. So grab your pumpkin spice latte, kick back, and let’s get our ghostly giggles on! 🎃👻 It's Halloween season, y'all! 🎃 As we gear up for the spookiest time of year, Haystack dives into some spine-tingling stats that'll make you check your closet twice. Did you know that *one out of eight* folks think they’ve lived in a haunted house? Yep, that’s right! Flickering lights? Must be a ghost! Cold spots? Definitely Casper giving you the chills! We chat about the top five signs your home might be a ghost hangout, including strange noises and objects moving on their own. Spoiler: if you hear disembodied voices, it might be time to call a paranormal investigator—or just your mom! 😂 And when it comes to buying a haunted house, only 15% said 'no thanks', but throw in a murder backstory and suddenly it’s a hard pass for 79%! We wrap up with a giggle by imagining what it would be like if your ghost was a redneck—complete with Pabst and mullet! Get ready to laugh and maybe sleep with the lights on!

Takeaways:

1. Did you know one in eight folks think they lived in a haunted house? That's like, spooky math!
2. We found out the top signs your home is haunted – flickering lights, shadowy figures, and more!
3. Most people are cool with buying a haunted house, but pass on a murder scene, yikes!
4. Imagine being haunted by a redneck ghost – like, what would that even look like?
5. If your Ouija board starts saying Roll Tide, you might have a ghostly football fan!
6. The number one sign of a redneck ghost? A shadowy figure with a mullet and a Pabst!