Picture this: Haystack, your friendly neighborhood radio dude, spills the tea on a wild day that starts with a lunch run and ends in a checkout showdown. He’s just trying to grab some Altoids and a Coke Zero when he witnesses a full-on drama at the cash register. A lady with a box of wine is throwing a fit over her military ID, claiming it should be accepted without question. Haystack, channeling all the righteous vibes, jumps in to defend the poor cashier getting bullied. He’s all about respect and keeping it real, especially for folks who’ve served. But wait, it gets juicier! After some Facebook sleuthing, it turns out the ID wasn’t even legit. Yikes! Cue the stolen valor talk and Haystack's hilarious take on what IDs should NEVER be taken seriously—like that McLovin ID we all know and love. So buckle up for a fun ride as we list the top IDs that no liquor store ever has to accept, with punchlines sharper than a double shot of espresso!

Takeaways:

• Haystack shares a wild story about a checkout clash over a military ID—talk about a drama at Harps!
• If you think a military ID is a golden ticket, think again—retailers have discretion!
• Get ready for the top 6 IDs that no one is required to accept—McLovin makes the list, duh!
• Ever tried using a Planet Fitness black card to buy booze? Spoiler: it won’t work!
• Haystack calls out the craziest IDs like the Columbia House CD Club—12 CDs for a penny, but no wine!
• Join us for laughs and light-hearted banter, perfect for your morning commute or snack break!