Ever feel like you’re totally failing at this whole parenting gig? Yeah, me too! Haystack kicks things off with some hilariously relatable stats about parental guilt. Turns out, the average parent thinks they’re doing a lousy job about 156 times a year—yikes! That’s like three times a week! But don’t fret, because amidst the chaos, parents are also getting some serious laughs from their kiddos. With kids making us chuckle about 12 times a day (that’s some major giggle fuel), Haystack shares his own wild story about a rather questionable parenting technique he witnessed. Spoiler alert: it involves a lot of running away and a dash of disbelief! Then we dive into Haystack’s “Morning 6-Pack,” where he lists the top six things parents do that make that pesky inner voice scream, “You’re a bad parent!” From misplacing noisy toys to the classic ice cream truck lie, it's a rollercoaster of laughs! And let’s not forget the ultimate flying hack: drugging yourself (and maybe the kids)! Buckle up for a wild ride of parenting confessions that’ll make you feel like a champ, even on your worst days!