Buckle up, friends, because we’re diving headfirst into the wild world of swearing! Haystack kicks things off with a bang, chatting about how tossing around some colorful language can actually reduce pain. Yep, you heard that right! Studies say swearing can help numb your boo-boos by a whole third. So next time you stub your toe, don’t just hop around – let out a good ol’ expletive and feel the relief. Haystack shares some mind-blowing stats, like how almost 40% of us can’t make it through a day without dropping a curse word. And hey, if you’re part of that 12% who says they never swear? You might want to listen in. It’s all in good fun, and Haystack's got some hilarious tales coming your way, including the top five places you should definitely NOT let those bad words fly! Spoiler alert: church and kids are on that list. Get ready to giggle and maybe rethink your vocabulary!

Takeaways:

• Studies show swearing can cut pain by a third—swear away, pain relief!
• 39% of folks can't get through a day without swearing. It's a daily ritual!
• Top five places NOT to swear? Church and in front of kids, duh!
• Believe it or not, 'gosh' is the least offensive swear word—who knew?
• 'Roll Tide' is apparently a dirty word—watch out, Alabama Bama!
• We learned that 'shuttlecock' can be a great alternative to real curse words!