GOOD MORNING, WOODLAND! It’s Friday, March 6th, and the Morning Mayhem is officially taking over!
Buckle up for an early dismissal day—blocks are just 55 minutes, so get to class fast and grab your lunch at 11:10!
Get ready for Dyna-Mic Night on March 12th featuring original songs and pop culture scenes—like Superbad—reimagined in Shakespearean lingo!
Don't forget the book-themed door decorating contest and the Paint and a Snack event for Women’s History Month on March 24th!
Attention juniors: score a 530+ on your math SAT and you're exempt from your finals!
In global news, extinct marsupials have been rediscovered in Australia, and China is launching $1,400 humanoid robots to handle your chores!
Meanwhile, Nepal sees historic elections following youth-led revolts!
To the sports desk: Good luck to our swimmers at state trials tonight!
Girls basketball battles rival Naugatuck tomorrow, and the boys host their tournament game Monday!
Finally, congrats to the trivia masters—the Maloney Spartans are indeed green!
Charge those Chromebooks, follow us on Spotify, and stay wild, Woodland!