GOOD MORNING, WOODLAND! It’s Friday, March 6th, and the Morning Mayhem is officially taking over!

Buckle up for an early dismissal day—blocks are just 55 minutes, so get to class fast and grab your lunch at 11:10!

Get ready for Dyna-Mic Night on March 12th featuring original songs and pop culture scenes—like Superbad—reimagined in Shakespearean lingo!

Don't forget the book-themed door decorating contest and the Paint and a Snack event for Women’s History Month on March 24th!

Attention juniors: score a 530+ on your math SAT and you're exempt from your finals!

In global news, extinct marsupials have been rediscovered in Australia, and China is launching $1,400 humanoid robots to handle your chores!

Meanwhile, Nepal sees historic elections following youth-led revolts!

To the sports desk: Good luck to our swimmers at state trials tonight!

Girls basketball battles rival Naugatuck tomorrow, and the boys host their tournament game Monday!

Finally, congrats to the trivia masters—the Maloney Spartans are indeed green!

Charge those Chromebooks, follow us on Spotify, and stay wild, Woodland!

On this Thursday, March 5, 2026, Woodland Regional High School’s morning broadcast overcame early technical hurdles to deliver a comprehensive report on student excellence.

The primary focus remains the upcoming 2026 CASC State Convention at Norwich Free Academy. Woodland’s student leaders are poised for significant recognition: Kassie Bailey is a finalist for the Student Leadership Award, while Amari is nominated for the Unsung Hero Award. Furthermore, the school’s student government—already a state-level Platinum Council of Excellence—is competing for the association’s presidency and the "Top Project" honor. The convention promises a rigorous day of leadership workshops and a service project dedicated to pollinator awareness.

In athletics, the community celebrates a historic milestone as the boys' basketball team secured its first-ever NVL championship. Success also extends to the swim and dive team, dance, cheer, and wrestling programs.

Finally, the cultural desk highlighted the anticipated March 21st return of K-pop icons BTS on Netflix Live following their military service.

Whether through legislative simulation, competitive sports, or environmental stewardship, Woodland Regional continues to demonstrate a steadfast commitment to innovation and leadership.

Step-touch, Woodland! It’s Tuesday, March 3rd, and we are burning calories and spreading cheer! First, fuel those muscles for National Pancake Day! Whether you're Team Dutch Baby or Team Waffle, don't forget the secret ingredient for the best scratch pancakes: love and orange juice!

Keep those knees high for school news! Get caught reading for a chance at an Amazon gift card, and prep your acts for the Dynamite talent showcase on March 12th! Reach for the rafters like our NVL Champion boys basketball team—they’re the #1 seed heading into the state tournament!

Pivot to the news desk! We’re monitoring Middle East tensions and dodging AI deep fake voice calls, but stay positive because archaeologists just found a 500-year-old castle in Belgium!

Don't stop now! We have an April pep rally featuring inflatable racers to look forward to! Wrap it up by charging those Chromebooks and grabbing free pancakes at IHOP! High energy, Hawks! You’re doing great!

Good Morning. In our lead story,

Dr. Mulligan is making waves with a new morning ritual, ditching traditional tea for the mushroom coffee trend. It is currently an A day at Woodland, and while March has arrived like a "cold lion," the Hawks' momentum shows no signs of cooling down.

In global headlines, a facility fire in the Middle East caused brief disruptions to Amazon Web Services, though regional impact remains minimal. Back on campus, students are kicking off National Read Across America Week and preparing for the Dynamic Night showcase on March 12. For those looking ahead to formal season, the "ultimate prom playlist" has been crowned, with ABBA’s "Dancing Queen" taking the top spot.

And our feature story, Woodland Regional celebrates a historic weekend as the Boys Basketball team secures their first-ever undefeated season and NVL Championship. James Scampalino reached a noble milestone of 1,000 career points, while Ian Pringle took home Tournament MVP honors. Other athletic triumphs include a first-place finish for Cheer and a runner-up spot for the Dance team.

Stay classy, Woodland.

Rise and shine, Woodland! It’s a spectacular Friday, and we’re celebrating a major milestone—our 101st show! Watch out on the sports court, folks; host Amato is rocking spiffy new glasses after his old ones shattered during a high-stakes match against Mark Whitney!

As we sail toward March, remember: shoveling is a serious investment. Stick to those metal-edged shovels—avoid those "kooky" ergonomic handles—and make sure to clear a 10x10 grass patch so the "dog-father's" pups can do their business! In world news, teens in Argentina are identifying as animals, while AI is getting a bit too "nuke-happy" in war games—yikes! Plus, a massive media merger is brewing as Paramount overtakes Netflix for Warner Brothers.

Our undefeated basketball team hits the semifinals tonight, and the Champions League draw is serving up some "peak dad" soccer viewing! Don’t miss the "Dynamic" media showcase on March 12th or the upcoming door decorating contest! Charge those Chromebooks, stay vibrant, and we’ll see you back on the airwaves Monday!

Good morning! It’s a “Monday-ish” Thursday after the recent “Snowmageddon”. Despite technical glitches and power resets, the show is live on YouTube. Shout out to the custodial crew for clearing those immaculate walkways!

Today features a shortened schedule for parent night; grab lunch at 11:10 AM and catch the volleyball vs. football game at 11:50 AM. In world news, look west this Saturday for a rare six-planet parade. Also, OpenAI is banning scam accounts, and new eye drops may soon replace reading glasses.

In sports, UConn men made history by crushing St. John’s 72-40. High school NVL tournaments resume tomorrow after snow delays, and the NFL Combine is currently underway. Don't forget to charge your Chromebooks and stay safe!

Wake up, Woodland! Join Tomlin, Decker, and Amato for Morning Mayhem—the morning broadcast designed for both the carpool and the classroom.

Students: Get the inside scoop on the A-day schedule, the latest puzzle challenges, and how to snag the best swag at the upcoming College Fair. Plus, see if you can beat the hosts at mascot trivia.

Parents: Stay weather-ready with our real-time snow updates and never miss a beat on half-days or parent-teacher meetings. From the latest Lady Hawks basketball victories to relatable banter about the "Home Depot husband" and slow gas pumps, it's the perfect mix of essential info and, well, frankly, other stuff.

Whether you're reminded to charge your Chromebook or learning about the future of universal vaccines, we’re taking over Woodland Regional every morning at 7 a.m.

Rise and shine, Woodland! It’s Thursday, February 19th, and your favorite trio—Amato, Tomlin, and Decker—is back with the high-quality "dulcet sounds" you crave now that those pesky audio issues are fixed.

In the local groove, big props to Colby Marsan, our new NVL wrestling champ! And don't miss the boys' basketball squad; they’ve grabbed the #1 seed in what’s becoming a historic season. Feeling hungry? Grab some pizza at Antonio’s for the girls' basketball fundraiser.

Over at the news desk, Tomlin’s digging up the past! They found a 400-year-old Swedish shipwreck and a hidden cannon in England. Plus, Skokie, Illinois is getting a groovy flag makeover, and the sitcom Scrubs is finally making a comeback.

Tech-heads, Microsoft’s got glass data storage that lasts 10,000 years. And for the trivia buffs, the Jonathan Law mascot is "The Law".

Keep those Chromebooks charged and stay classy, Woodland. We’re knocking down the door every morning at 7:00! Peace and love

Good morning, Woodland! Jumping into the action this February 18th, and even though we’re on the backup camera because of a missing computer, we are ready to roll!

The headline of the day: the Woodland Dance Team has officially been crowned the 2026 NVL champions! We’re also celebrating our top scholars, Valedictorian Genevieve Bandanza and Salutatorian Emma Bunk. Over in sports, the boys’ basketball team just capped off an undefeated regular season, while the girls secured a thrilling win over St. Paul to land their spot in the state tournament.

In wilder news, Netflix is developing a Scooby-Doo origin series, and a UPS driver in Branford was actually chased by aggressive turkeys! Looking forward, don't miss the Future Educators meeting on Feb 20th or the Volleyball vs. Football showdown on Feb 26th. Brace yourselves for a fast-moving storm this Friday that could bring anything from sleet to the "apocalypse". We started late, but we’re finishing strong—see you tomorrow, Woodland!

The Woodland morning crew navigated a Thursday "squall" of technical chaos that would make a NASA engineer sweat. Kicking things off --audio was completely garbled, a moment Tomlin affectionately dubbed "riveting radio". Despite the silence, Decker insisted his unrecorded segments were "gold," lamenting that listeners missed his most "witty" material while he essentially performed for no one.

The absurdity peaked when Tomlin reported that NASA astronauts would soon be allowed to "phub"—or phone snub—their colleagues while in orbit. This sparked immediate envy in the studio; the hosts were baffled that astronauts could potentially stream Ted Lasso while orbiting the moon, yet they couldn't even get reliable on WiFi Earth.

Whether discussing the "European Cup" of Catholic priest soccer or the perils of "Anti-Valentine’s Day" breakup movies, the crew remained undeterred by their malfunctioning equipment. They closed the show with plans to take their "Morning Mayhem" on the road to the middle school, hopefully finding a place where the microphones—and the internet—actually worked.