Good morning, Woodland! Jumping into the action this February 18th, and even though we’re on the backup camera because of a missing computer, we are ready to roll!

The headline of the day: the Woodland Dance Team has officially been crowned the 2026 NVL champions! We’re also celebrating our top scholars, Valedictorian Genevieve Bandanza and Salutatorian Emma Bunk. Over in sports, the boys’ basketball team just capped off an undefeated regular season, while the girls secured a thrilling win over St. Paul to land their spot in the state tournament.

In wilder news, Netflix is developing a Scooby-Doo origin series, and a UPS driver in Branford was actually chased by aggressive turkeys! Looking forward, don't miss the Future Educators meeting on Feb 20th or the Volleyball vs. Football showdown on Feb 26th. Brace yourselves for a fast-moving storm this Friday that could bring anything from sleet to the "apocalypse". We started late, but we’re finishing strong—see you tomorrow, Woodland!

The Woodland morning crew navigated a Thursday "squall" of technical chaos that would make a NASA engineer sweat. Kicking things off --audio was completely garbled, a moment Tomlin affectionately dubbed "riveting radio". Despite the silence, Decker insisted his unrecorded segments were "gold," lamenting that listeners missed his most "witty" material while he essentially performed for no one.

The absurdity peaked when Tomlin reported that NASA astronauts would soon be allowed to "phub"—or phone snub—their colleagues while in orbit. This sparked immediate envy in the studio; the hosts were baffled that astronauts could potentially stream Ted Lasso while orbiting the moon, yet they couldn't even get reliable on WiFi Earth.

Whether discussing the "European Cup" of Catholic priest soccer or the perils of "Anti-Valentine’s Day" breakup movies, the crew remained undeterred by their malfunctioning equipment. They closed the show with plans to take their "Morning Mayhem" on the road to the middle school, hopefully finding a place where the microphones—and the internet—actually worked.

The local airwaves sizzled this morning as the "Morning Mayhem" crew took listeners on a wild ride through color theory and international headlines.

In a segment that felt like a "Deep Thoughts" revival, host Amato sparked a hilarious debate over the true identity of a grape. While grapes are technically green or red, the team pondered why "grape-colored" jelly is always purple—specifically "Grimace purple". They even explored the etymology of "orange," noting that the fruit actually named the color.

The conversation turned nostalgic when discussing the death of Saturday morning cartoons, replaced by kids staring at tablets waiting for parental locks to click. Meanwhile, Tomlin’s news desk delivered global gems, from Somalia’s first modern bowling alley to the high cost of Maine potentially changing its state flag.

Sports guru Decker rounded out the hour, celebrating the Woodland boys’ basketball victory over Ansonia. With an undefeated showdown against North Haven on the horizon, the energy is electric. The hosts' final advice? Go see what color your grapes are and stay tuned for more Woodland updates

Rise and shine, Woodland! It’s Monday, February 9th, and we are coming at you live after a wild Super Bowl weekend. First off, grab your shovels because we’ve had three straight weekends of snow, and the forecast says more is on the way. We might see a "heat wave" of 38 degrees this Wednesday, but don't get too comfortable—it’s freezing right back up.

In school news, it’s a shortened "ABAB week" with no school this Friday for "Valentine break". Make sure to return those overdue library books and get ready for the big Volleyball vs. Football game on February 26th. Over at the news desk, things are getting weird with red street lights in Denmark and reports of Russian cyborg spy pigeons. We even have ancient history news with a 2,200-year-old elephant bone found in Spain.

In sports, the Seahawks took the Super Bowl 29-13, and our own boys' basketball team is looking for a big win against Ansonia today after crushing Derby. Finally, BTS fans, get your wallets ready for the new "Army Bomb" light stick. Stay warm, charge those Chromebooks, and have a great morning

The Woodland morning crew ushered in Friday, February 6th, with a spirited debate over whether the weekend truly begins on Friday morning or evening. To celebrate National Bubblegum Day, the hosts took a trip down memory lane, recalling the "bane of all teachers' existence": students packing their lips with Big League Chew and the dreaded detention task of scraping old gum from under 1980s desks with spackle knives.

Tomlin’s news desk provided a surreal shift, reporting the closure of the iconic Cape Cod potato chip factory and the discovery of a supermassive black hole nicknamed "Jetty McJetface," which reportedly packs a trillion times the energy of the fictional Death Star.

The excitement peaked during sports as the panel debated the upcoming Super Bowl. Decker offered a statistical warning against New England, noting that no quarterback with the initials "DM" or a last name shorter than five letters has ever hoisted the trophy. Between celebrating basketball wins and discussing Olympic curling, the team bid Woodland a "fine" morning, promising plenty of reasons to stay inside for the weekend’s festivities

Rise and shine, Woodland! The heat wave has officially split, leaving us in a pristine winter wonderland. Watch your step on those icy driveways—maybe don't go skating on the Naugatuck River! Or Matthies Pond either.

Over at the news desk, things are getting heavy. The SS United States is heading to Florida to become a funky coral reef. Meanwhile, Bitcoin and gold are dropping like a bad habit, but Sony is raking in the yen. Can you dig it? In China, Draco Malfoy is the new mascot for the Year of the Horse, and Saudi Arabia is handing out passports to camels!

Back at the ranch, show some love to your school counselors. The puzzle challenge has everyone buggin'—1,000 pieces is a lot, man!

Big props to the cheer squad for snagging third place at Wolcott. And look for those pyramids, tumbling, and jumps taking them straight into the upcoming competitions like the NVL championship on February 21st.

Don’t forget Senior Night for basketball. Keep those Chromebooks charged, bring in that PB&J for DECA, and stay groovy, Woodland

After shaking off Groundhog's Day the crew started debating whether the NFL should just move the Super Bowl to President's Day so everyone can sleep off their chili-induced comas. If you're stressed about the Patriots-Seahawks matchup, the hosts suggest watching the 2014 replay; spoiler alert: they’ll still probably pass on the one-yard line.

In news, Saudi Arabia is building solar farms with a confusing amount of "twos," and China has debuted a humanoid robot named Moya. Moya walks with 92% human accuracy—potentially beating out some of the hosts—though its "smile percentage" remains a mystery. Meanwhile, Firefox added an "AI-block" button for anyone tired of technology asking to "help" write eight-word texts.

Local sports are dominated by the 15-0 boys’ basketball team and a player whom Momma Manning describes as a "criminal" for his thieving defensive skills. If you’re truly desperate for action, set your alarm for 4:05 AM to watch American curling against Norway. Just remember to charge your Chromebooks and bring your peanut butter jars for the donation drive

Today, the crew investigates a frozen-tundra standoff between a school bus and a garbage truck, sparking the ultimate historical showdown: which specialized vehicle saved us from the Black Plague first?. It’s Tuesday—officially the world’s "eighth favorite" day—but don't despair!. It’s an early dismissal, National School Counseling Week, and the PB&J drive has moved to a high-stakes, "ounce-based" scoring system to avoid further controversy. In global news, Italy is officially sick of your Instagram photos, while Elon Musk prepares to move your data into actual space.

Finally, the sports desk hosts NVL and state champion dance captains and they’re spilling the tea on an emotional senior night filled with "surreal" goodbyes and tear-jerking letters from their sisters. These legends credit Coach Davis for a total program glow-up, admitting the standards are so high now, they might not have even made the cut as freshmen. Whether they’re channeling Michael Jackson in jazz or vibing to Tate McRae in hip-hop, these "Dancing in the Woods" MCs are ready to defend their titles at the NVL tournament on February 12th. Wake up with Woodland—because you never know when you’ll need to out-dance a Blue Knight!

It’s the "most Monday" Monday ever here in Woodland. Currently braving an 11-degree "heat wave" while worrying about frozen gutters,. We’ve even got a new mascot, Mikey the Microphone, who’s looking very "Vegasy gold" but lacks a proper T-shirt for this "unrelenting winter"

The main event, however, is the rodent-led meteorological civil war. It’s Groundhog Day, a tradition rooted in German heritage where seemingly every small town has its own furry forecaster,. Punxsutawney Phil skipped his shadow and promised an early spring, a prediction shared by Shubenacadie Sam,. However, our local Connecticut hero, Chuckles, saw his shadow and demanded six more weeks of winter,. Since Phil only has a 50% hit rate, it’s basically a coin toss whether we should keep our parkas on.

While the groundhogs argue, our sports teams are actually winning; the Woodland boys are a perfect 14-0, and UConn is steamrolling rivals,. If the winter doesn't end, at least we have the advisory puzzle challenge—though we’ve been working on one puzzle for three weeks already,. Stay warm and charge those Chromebooks!.

Rise and shine, Woodland! It’s your favorite morning mayhem, coming at ya live this groovy January 29th! Can you dig it? It’s Registration Day, baby! Slide into advisory, fire up those Chromebooks, and lock in your classes for next year. If you’re feeling in a funk, check that course catalog on Schoology!

It’s a winter wonderland out there, so break out the roof rakes and watch those gutters! While you’re staying cozy, hit the Pom Pom poll—are you team Hot Coffee or a Protein Smoothie today? Puzzle lovers, rejoice! You’ve got until February 6th to finish those edges. And don't miss the NHS fundraiser in Cheshire on Feb 3rd or the Track team at the Tap House on Feb 4th!

In the big world, Gold is hitting a funky record high of $5,500 an ounce. Meanwhile, China has a viral crying horse plushy that’s hitting all the emotional notes for the modern worker!

Sports fans, hold onto your hats: Eli Manning and Bill Belichick were snubbed for the Hall of Fame! Absolute madness! But keep the faith—UConn is still #1. Charge those Chromebooks, stay groovy, and keep it tuned right here!