This week, we’re celebrating birthdays, pastrami, and pure chaos!Happy Birthday, Dave Grohl! He’s 56 and still rocking harder than your neighbor’s car alarm at 2 AM. It's Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day, and Maria has officially crowned herself Pastrami Mami.
Want to live like a legend? You can rent Michael Jordan’s mansion for $1 million a week—pool not included, but the flex is priceless.
Michael redefines pronunciation with his take on “coyote,” and it’s as confusing as it is hilarious.
Marris spills the tea on how to become the next driver of the Planter’s Peanuts Nut-Mobile. (Yes, this is a real job. No, we don’t know why it exists.)
Oh, and Maria celebrates her birthday with wine, green salads, paintball and battles.