Welcome to THIRSTDAY, your pre-weekend warm-up with sunshine, stories, and strong opinions. Here’s what we’re chugging through today on The Morning Mosh Pit:

☀️ WEATHER – Mostly sunny, high of 65 — get outside and vibe responsibly.

🍺 THIRSTDAY LIVE – We’re counting down to May 1st at Fuzzyline Brewing! Don’t miss the Thirstday party of the spring!

🤖 HUMAN vs. ROBOT WAR – The bots are bolder, the headlines are weirder—what’s AI up to this time?

🤢 TRY NOT TO GAG – Grossest behind-the-scenes facts from your favorite movies and TV shows. This might ruin a childhood memory or two.

🐶 DOGS > HUMANS? – A new study shows people value their pets more than other people. Except for kids. Barely.

👽 ALIEN FARTS? – Yes, you read that right. There might be proof of gaseous extraterrestrial life. Time to hold your nose and open your mind.

🎸 ROCK REPORT:

• Santana collapses mid-show
• Jason Newsted shows love to Metallica
• RIOT FEST updates you’ll want to hear!

It’s HUMP DAY on The Morning Mosh Pit and we’ve got a stacked show full of chaos, comedy, and carnage (well, maybe just a little meat theft):

☠️ 5 Things That Cut a Decade Off Your Life – A Reddit thread goes viral, and it’s surprisingly relatable… or terrifying.

🤖 HUMAN vs. ROBOT WAR – The frontlines of tech vs. humanity are heating up—should we be scared or just amused?

🎸 FAN VOTE RESULTS ARE IN – Who made the cut for the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame this year?

📋 FIVE THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW TODAY – Marris delivers the essential headlines for your day.

💩 SHAQ LEAVES LIVE SHOW TO POOP – A legendary mid-show exit. We salute you, Big Diesel.

📞 Caller Drama – Someone asked us to quit their job for them... so we're confronting the boss LIVE on air. 👀

🎤 ROCK REPORT:

• Ozzy Osbourne’s intense training routine
• William DuVall’s journey to becoming Alice in Chains’ frontman
• Why blink-182 fired their original drummer
  🎟️ KIDZ BOP TICKET GIVEAWAY – Call in with Michael to win!
  🧠 NERD NEWS with Marris – All the latest from the geek universe.
  🥩 WALMART LOCKS UP THE MEAT – Yes, seriously. Anti-theft meats are a thing now.

Today on The Morning Mosh Pit, it’s a full plate of WTF, LOL, and OMG:

💰 LOCAL WINNER – A Cicero man hits $1 MILLION on a scratch-off at a gas station.

🤖 HUMAN VS. ROBOT WAR – The machines are creeping closer… or just trending again.

🛫 PLANE ETIQUETTE 101 – The do's and definite don'ts of flying. (Yes, socks OFF is a no.)

💍 GEORGE CLOONEY says he’s NEVER argued with Amal. Not once. Ever. Okay, George.

📋 FIVE THINGS – Marris brings you the must-knows to stay informed.

🧬 TWIN TALK – This bizarre local news interview proves twins might have a shared brain.

🧠 NERD NEWS with Marris – From gaming drops to brainy breakthroughs.

🌳 EARTH DAY FAIL – A guy celebrated by… cutting down trees with a chainsaw. Solid move, bro.

🎸 ROCK REPORT

• Ghost’s no-phone concert rules are ticking fans off
• Linkin Park drops a new single Friday called Unshatter
• Alice Cooper reunites with his original band — after 51 years!

Today on The Morning Mosh Pit, things get crazy real real fast:

🤖 Human vs. Robot WAR — What the heck is going on with AI?!

🎸 AC/DC in Dallas — Fans showed up… and then showed out 😤

💵 A homeless man wins $1 million — from the streets to straight-up success!

🍻 Chicago bars are now ranked as some of the best in North America! Chi-town stay sippin’.

🎉 THIRSTDAY goes down May 1st at Fuzzyline Brewing — party tease alert!

🎤 Karaoke Chaos — One woman DESTROYS Blink-182 (not in a good way) in front of Tom DeLonge 😬

🔥 Quick Hit: Pearl Jam & Spin Doctors DRAMA?! Michael's got the tea

🎮 Nerd News with Marris – what’s buzzing in geek-world today

🎂 Happy B-day, Maynard! Oh, and Weezer’s making a movie??

🐻 Bad News Bears — It’s weird out there today… you’ve been warned.

Today on The Morning Mosh Pit, we're spilling the tea—and the coffee! ☕

Find out how America really drinks coffee (spoiler: it's not cute).

Then... it's Human vs Robot WAR again. 
🤖They’re getting smarter—and sassier.

💸 Wanna wake up the “perfect” way? That’ll be $150, please!

🍺 A guy got charged at a restaurant just for saying “Yo, that’s not my beer.”

🎫 Plus: Red Robin drops the Unlimited Burger Pass (dangerous)

🚀 Was the All-Women Rocket Launch progress or just PR?

🎤 In the Rock Report: Perry Farrell’s cleansing ritual and Tom DeLonge’s alien movie dreams

🧠 Nerd News with Marris – tech, space, and mind-blowers

🔥 And of course… Bad News Bears: chaos, chainsaws, and Florida. (Yes, really.)

It’s Tax Day, and being cheap has never been cooler! 💸

We’re talking about how “Saving is the New Flex”—and sharing your wildest money-saving hacks (bring the heat, penny pinchers)! 🔥

From Bedroom to Big Leagues: $1M Sperm Race to Make Fertility Go Viral


Then we dive into the Human vs Robot WAR... again. The machines are back and sassier than ever. 🤖⚔️ Scams to Avoid on Tax Day — Don’t get got! 💀

And we’ve got the math formula for a truly joyful day (yes, joy + snacks = win).

You’ll also hear what women are learning about men from the wild world of dating. 😬💔

PLUS:
➡️ A real-life sperm race is happening this month... yup, we said it. 🏃‍♂️
➡️ “Fun to the Head” trivia game for Wolves tickets
➡️ Nerd News with Marris
➡️ And finally—Coachella vs. Lollapalooza 🎧