Morning Mosh Pit episodes:

• February 10, 2025Why Did The Red Hot Chili Pepper Cross The Road?

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• February 07, 2025Michael Likes Beef

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• February 06, 2025Music News, Ice Rescues & A Cat That Fights Dirty

  Is the best part of your day really when you wake up? We’re skeptical, but science says yes. Also, forget the wings—what’s the actual #1 Super Bowl food in all 50 states?
  
  Some of these might surprise you.Michael has Rock Reports, and today, the Black Sabbath show just got even bigger, plus a huge concert announcement you won’t want to miss.
  
  It’s Thirstday with Maria, so grab a drink and let’s talk about a man who somehow managed to get car crash injuries… from tripping over his cat. 
  
  Yes, really.Oh, and a man was rescued from the icy Rock River—because apparently, people are still testing their luck on frozen water.
  
  Hit play and let the chaos begin—it’s The Morning Mosh Pit!

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• February 05, 2025Tattoos, Arrests & Super Bowl Smack Talk

  This episode is a rollercoaster, so buckle up! We’re diving into tattoo regrets with a list of the worst tattoo fails—because we’ve all made some questionable choices.
  
  If you’re thinking about a Valentine’s Day tattoo removal, we’ve got you covered.
  Marris has the latest in Nerd News—is Jonathan Majors coming back to the MCU? 
  
  Plus, we talk about Michael Jordan’s son getting arrested for cocaine possession, DUI, and resisting arrest.
  
  Also, the Illinois “Drink Wisconsinably” bill is back for 2025, allowing 18- to 20-year-olds to drink with their parents—could this be a game-changer?
  
  Finally, the media trolled Mahomes & Kelce at the Super Bowl press conference.
  
  What’s the deal with that?Tune in for all the chaos, laughs, and mayhem—it's The Morning Mosh Pit!

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• February 04, 2025Ink Regrets, Nerdy Love & Warped Tour Returns

  The Morning Mosh Pit is back, and today, we’re rocking out, nerding out, and maybe rethinking some questionable life choices. 
  
  Warped Tour is BACK! Who’s playing?
  Who’s crying tears of emo joy? We’ve got the lineup!
  
  C2E2 is bringing a Lord of the Rings reunion! Marris is losing his mind, and Michael is seriously considering showing up in a loincloth. Pray for us.
  
  Alternative Valentine’s Day plans—because dinner and roses are so last year. From axe throwing to ghost hunting, we’ve got ideas!
  
  Regretting that ex’s name tattooed on your arm? You’re not alone! Tattoo removal is a hot Valentine’s Day trend. Laser that mistake away!
  
  Should we bring back dangerous playgrounds? Forget “soft spaces”—let the kids toughen up with some real-deal monkey bars and giant metal slides!
  
  Plus, Maria (a.k.a. Captain Keys) is bringing the jams on the keyboard while the rest of us bring the chaos.

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• February 03, 2025Machine Gun Mosh Pit

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• January 31, 2025Keep Calm and Fart On

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• January 30, 2025Gold Bars, Love Apps & Roller Coasters

  Buckle up, because this episode is a wild ride—literally! Six Flags is dropping a record-breaking roller coaster, and we’ve got all the details for the thrill-seekers. 
  
  Twix is out here playing Willy Wonka—skip the Super Bowl ads, and you could win actual GOLD BARS?!  
  
  Looking for love? We’re breaking down the luckiest dating apps—because let’s be real, we all need all the help we can get. Cubs fans, get ready!
  
  There’s a brand-new way to enjoy the game, and it might just change your whole ballpark experience. And don’t forget—Buffalo Wild Wings is betting big on the Super Bowl going into overtime. If it happens, FREE WINGS FOR EVERYONE!It’s The Morning Mosh Pit—loud, chaotic, and always a good time

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• January 29, 2025Weather Drones, Dates & Whale Farts

  Welcome to The Morning Mosh Pit—where caffeine meets chaos, and the news gets a heavy rock remix. 
  
  We crank up the volume on headlines, rip into the absurd, and serve up the daily dose of dark humor you didn’t know you needed. Like Michael farting on the studio microphones. Today, we’re diving into:

  • Drones Controlling Rain? – Science fiction or our new meteorologist overlords?
  • Valentine’s Day Desperation – 61% of singles are open to a date... but at what cost?
  • NASCAR Ticket Discounts – Because nothing says “family fun” like high-speed crashes.
  • The Super Bowl Hangover – Should the Monday after be a national holiday? (Yes. The answer is yes.)
  • Five Rules for Men with Maria – Life advice you’ll probably ignore.

  Grab your coffee, leave your feelings at the door, and let’s get loud.

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• January 28, 2025Hold On To Your Coffee Mugs

  It's another rollercoaster ride through the morning madness! 
  
  This week, we’ve got Non-Alcoholic Malört? as Chicago's Avondale Restaurant introduces the 'No-Lört' for all you brave souls who want the taste without the regret.
  
  Micheal keeps things sexy but not sexy at all with his iconic weather reports, while Maria brings the heat on the keyboard with her musical magic buddy, Captain Keys. 
  
  Is bacon the ultimate villain in the fight against dementia? Find out as we dig into the 13% risk!  
  
  Plus, Marris ponders one of life's deep questions: Is Quicksand Real?
  
  And of course, we’ll take a dive into the 12 Kinds of Women You Should Never Sleep With... because why not add a little chaos to your morning?

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