Defrost that frozen slice of birthday cake, rip open a packet of hot chocolate into your coffee, and stir up a breakfast of pure chaos: it's time for Morning Radio, TBD!

This week, on the program!

The state of Tennessee is on a collision course with pure, uncut, 100% organically farmed and raised FACISM. Josh and Ryan discuss the abhorrent actions of the Tennessee State Legislature as they rewrite the rules of "democracy" so that one party can silence all their political rivals and spit on the electorate because F*** You, that's why!

Plus!

How old is too old to serve in Congress? After Mitch McConnell's most recent freezing incident, we talk about aging politicians and whether term limits should be a thing, or should it really, truly be left up just to the voters?

And!

Legos! You're too old to play with them! It turns out there IS an age limit for Legos AND illegal ways to build with them.

Also!

WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE! WE PROMISE!

All this and MORE on this week's episode of Morning Radio, TBD.

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Tell your smart oven to roast up some home fries and have your Instant Pot cook up the oatmeal, it's time for a technologically advanced episode of Morning Radio, TBD!

This week, on the program!

Josh receives a DISPATCH FROM THE FUTURE and can share thoughts on the Republican debates- even though we recorded on Wednesday morning, August 23rd, hours before the debates even occurred! Listen in to see what the crystal ball of mad libs has in store!

Hurricane Hillary's Emails! We've got 'em! We'll share 'em! And just how much of a connection is there between the Hurriquake in Southern California and climate change! You won't want to miss this segment!

Plus!

A debate about the bettering of society through technology- is it real? Does it exist? Or is it all just part of a consumer economy that puts downward pressure on an underclass of society?

All this and more! On Morning Radio, TBD!

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Rip that silver wrapper off your pop-tart and check for a toy in the Cornflakes, it's time for Morning Radio, TBD!

This week, on the program!

For those of you keeping score at home, we're on Indictment #4 for one Donnie "The Wall" Trump, and Josh and Ryan are bringing you an exclusive scoop! As in exclusively our own thoughts on all these shenanigans! We've got opinions galore about who deserves to have a platform, why economics is at the root of ALL evils, and Ryan thrills the audience with his philosophy on why conservatism is depressing!

Thrills might be a strong word.

Plus!

Iowa is banning books with AI! The climate: it's getting hotter! And! Who the heck is this RFK Jr. guy all the pundits refuse to talk about?!

All this and MORE.

On Morning Radio, TBD.

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Stumble to the fridge and grab the last slice of cold pizza from last night, settle in with an energy drink, and turn up those headphones: it's time for Morning Radio, TBD!

This week, on the program!

Yellow is in the red! And so are most Americans! Josh and Ryan discuss the lagging state of the economy and whether Bidenomics is all just smoke and mirrors. Plus, what the heck happened to one of the oldest trucking companies in the whole U.S.?! Could this be the start of a dread truckcession?! Josh and Ryan don't think so, but we'll make sure you're afraid of one anyway.

Also!

Florida schools are teaching PragerU! That's right! Straight up christian fundamentalist propaganda indoctrination is coming to a Florida school near you! Have fun with that one, Osceola county!

And!

Work dinners! Are you pro or hell no?! Also! Coffee! Would you deign to call it bean juice, or are you normal?!

All this and MORE on Morning Radio, TBD.

Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC production

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Flip the bacon and save the grease for the pancakes, it's time for Morning Radio, TBD!

This week, on the program!

Just WTF is up with Florida?! In a new segment on the show, Josh breaks down what its like living in a state where the sea water is 100, and the education is 0. We discuss recent changes to the Florida academic curriculum that (record scratch) says slavery was good?! PLUS! Why hasn't Ron DeSantis declared WAR on those WOKE lightbulbs congress has FORCED everyone to buy?!

Also!

It's Trump Indictment V3.0! The newest model comes with added features of being a bug in democracy! Josh and Ryan give their thoughts, but does it all even matter at this point? Try not to let the waves of existential dread overcome you, we think there's still hope.

Maybe.

Pull an espresso shot and toast up that croissant, cause it's time for Morning Radio, TBD!

Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC production

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Throw that razor away and take the morning off shaving, mix up some coffee crystals, and microwave a Jimmy Dean- it's time for Morning Radio, TBD!

This week, on the program!

We are joined by a special guest: Captain of the Bearded Villains of Indiana, John Hawxby, who is in studio with Fitz and the Tree to talk about the social and societal efforts of the Bearded Villains club. We'll talk about the club mission, Indiana's incredible outreach programs, and their very special current mission...

They are pulling a plane!

In support of the Special Olympics, the Bearded Villains of Indiana are raising funds to take part in a plane pull. All donations made go straight to the Special Olympics to support the athletes who compete. As part of his effort to support their team, Ryan will be donating $100 to the BVIN team, and will match any donations listeners make before August 12th up to another $100. Click the link below to donate if you are able!

https://secure.e2rm.com/p2p/fundraising/382653/team/1001359/en-CA

Also! This week!

More nautical news for your barnacle brains! Catfishing! Is it just a problem in Mississippi rivers, or does it still happen with regularity on the internet?! Otters! Cute little water dogs, or cold-blooded thieves of the sea?! And dolphins! What happens when a 600lb mammal slams into your while you surf and laughs as it swims away?!

All this and MORE! This week on Morning Radio, TBD!

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A Supreme Court conversation with a real, live expert!

This week on Morning Radio, TBD, Josh and Ryan are joined by their first ever guest speaker! Our mutual friend- from the long, long ago- Erin grew up closely to the federal judiciary, with a family who worked directly with U.S. judges. She lent her time to the program to discuss some of the nuances of the judiciary's current ethics crisis, along with how they arrived at some of the eyebrow-raising decisions we have seen on the recent season of 'Justice Watch: The Supreme Court!'

It's a civics lesson without all the pop quizzes and Schoolhouse Rocks songs that made 7th grade insufferable.

Actually, Schoolhouse Rock is pretty cool. Stay in school, kids.

Grab your pop-tart and fry up an egg; it's time for Morning Radio, TBD!

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Fry an egg, toast a muffin, and slice up a grapefruit; it's all part of a balanced breakfast when you add in a heaping serving of Morning Radio, TBD!

This week, on the program!

Ryan and Josh retire their nicknames "Lead Pipe" and "Of Jerico" and reinvent themselves as Fitz and the Tree! Fitz gets vindicated when it turns out that a popular dessert company agrees with how he makes his dirt cups: vanilla pudding all the way!

The Tree talks about his home state of Florida and the Gigachad ads come out of a popular conservative Presidential candidate's camp. Can't believe everything you see on the internet? Well believe it!

PLUS!

A discussion of white nationalism and it's impact on right-wing politics and military readiness! AND! Is U2 overrated?! We'll let you decide!

Fry the bacon and turn the sausage, it's time for Morning Radio, TBD!

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Our listeners rave, "It's a podcast!" Critics say "It's so niche, we haven't even heard of it yet!" That's right! Jump on the bandwagon before it becomes cool, so YOU can say, "I was listening to them BEFORE everyone was."

It's Morning Radio, TBD!

This week, on the program!

The XFL and USFL are things that happened! Josh and Ryan discuss the state of American football in the United States, and what it means to have it year round. Plus! International Football! You know, the Ted Lasso kind of football! Where do our local teams stand?! And can we get an update?

Plus!

A review of the Supreme Court's recent decisions on LGBTQ+ rights and Affirmative Action. Where do your hosts stand? What do we think? And just how much has the SC fallen from grace in our opinions?!

Find out this week!

All this, and MORE, on Morning Radio, TBD!

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Put away that tea, you lame Brits, and grab yourself a good ol' cup of bitter, black coffee like a REAL American, it's time for Morning Radio, TBD!

This week, on the program! Josh and Ryan are singing the stars and stripes forever as we celebrate July 4th and talk about the founding documents of the United States! PLUS! Strange and interesting facts about the Pledge of Allegiance! AND! Will Ryan troll Josh with the wrong sound effects at the wrong time?!

Find out this week, on Morning Radio, TBD!

Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC production

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