J & C both watched Miss Daisy Buckët’s virtual drag show last night and it was the best thing ever. They discuss the first thing you do when you think you hear gunshots. Chris reports on an odd Sammy Watkins interview. Jordin is embarrassed at her dad’s birthday gift.

Chris uses cheap chapstick. Jordin adds a positive spin on a few more Buzz songs — and Lazlo weighs in. There’s a new TikTok challenge to rewrite The Plain White T’s - “Hey There Delilah” from Delilah’s perspective. Finally, Miss Daisy Buckët calls in to talk about her virtual drag show happening tonight called, “Driving Miss Daisy.” (more information below)

 

Miss Daisy Buckët’s Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/missdaisybucket

 

Driving Miss Daisy event information
Tuesday 5/12 from 7:30-8:30p

Stream live link: http://www.instagram.com/missdaisybucket

Free event — tipping encouraged (all info on her Instagram bio)

Weekends aren’t fun anymore. The team commiserate with those going back to work today. A member of the #BuzzFamily sent the show a hilarious local Craigslist ad. Jordin thinks we need to change some of the depressing Buzz music — so she made her own “positive edits.”

Jordin thinks she saw a “sign”. Chiefs tickets go on sale today. J & C are getting weird targeted ads after working on “The Butthole Song” yesterday. Chris pulls a total “dad move.” Jordin fills out a mad lib about her mom for Mother’s Day. Finally, Chris reads another entry from Miss B’s (the 93yo he drives around) journal. This one is about a possible musical prodigy being in her family.

Chris was creepy this morning. Jordin’s heart is broken that public pools are probably not going to open up this summer. They work on adding music and lyrics to the viral video “What’s Inside a Butthole?” Finally, Chris found the old AOLIM sounds, and Jordin realizes she has a physical reaction to some of them.

Is there a wrong time to brush your teeth in the morning? Jordin found a song written by an 8 year old that she can’t get out of her head. There was a very creative virtual event in KC yesterday called, “Driving Miss Daisy.” Chris quizzes Jordin on slang. Finally, she present songs that fit almost every situation anyone has felt during COVID-19.

People have asked some ridiculous questions about Cinco de Mayo. Jordin appeared to be stalking someone at the grocery store. Chris’ daughter is advanced for her age. They talk about the new show “Hollywood” on Netflix. Finally, they dig deeper into a weird and very popular ant group on Facebook.

First day back and they can’t tell if it’s a dream or real life. Chris’ family “quaran-cleaned” their house. Jordin dusts off her “cat translator” and finds out how Blanche really felt about their 42 days together. Later, they go over weird Facebook groups that have lots of people in them.

Chris got a shout out from Eric Stonestreet on Instagram. They introduce a new segment called #SillyBrackets. Later, they act out Titanic Fan Fiction that Jordin’s friend wrote when she was 11. Finally, Representative Sharice Davids calls in to clear up misconceptions about COVID-19. She also has advice for those who have lost their jobs, and advises everyone to stop hoarding.

 

 

LATEST TRUSTWORTHY INFORMATION ABOUT CORONAVIRUS: 

http://davids.house.gov/coronavirus

http://www.cdc.gov

 

FILE FOR UNEMPLOYMENT 

IN KS: http://www.getkansasbenefits.gov/Home.aspx

IN MO: http://labor.mo.gov/unemployed-workers

 

NEXT WEEK ON JORDIN SILVER AND FRIENDS

Buzz Jeopardy! 

Jordin is quarantined with her cat so she uses her cat translator again

What would you barter?

Quarantine: The Reality Show

Silly Brackets

….and so much more. We will get you through this Buzz Family. Promise.

 

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This quarantine could last a long time. Dustin ventured to Walmart yesterday. Jordin is the only one who can’t see the dark hidden meaning in some local Craigslist ads. They discuss what it’s like to actually have online classes. Finally, Stacie Moody teaches us “How to Still Eat Healthy Even During an Apocalyptic Pandemic where there’s no food left.”

 

FRIDAY ON #JSAF: 

Funny Brackets - We debate and bracket out the best color - with your help.

Titanic Fan-fiction - What if Rose was psychic and had a premonition of the iceberg hitting the Titanic?

8:25a - Representative Sharice Davids calls in to give us accurate information and guidance through this unprecedented time.

 

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