Oh hello there... Guess you must be tuning in because you heard it's the beginning of a new Premier League season and Jon and Nico are back with two very special guests to preview what lies ahead.
With one Nathan A Clark on board, we also allowed everyone's favourite Portuguese expert Tiago Estevao to come on too on the proviso that he sat in a cupboard in the next room (sorry about the sound quality).
In part one, the chaps discuss:
* Manchester City
- A formation change?
- Where does Mahrez fit in?
- How important is Fernandinho?
- Is Vincent Kompany past it?
- Will City make a title defence?
* Manchester United
- Why are they so shit?
- Why is Jose Mourinho so regressive these days?
- How do you free Paul Pogba? Do you even need to?
- More stuff on how bad Mourinho is...
* Tottenham Hotspur
- Have they signed any players yet? (no)
- Is there anything to be positive about? (no)
- Shifting to a 4-1-4-1 formation
- Is it bad if Harry Kane is injured? (yes)
- How many inches in a foot
- Is Ben Davies a centre-back? (maybe)
- How does South Korean National Service work?
- Why is Erikson not dead yet? (magic)
All this and more beside on this week's episode of A Team of John O'Sheas...