Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)

#380 - LAFC Recap! Columbus preview!

Someone has to know someone who wants to adopt the world's biggest, raddest doodle, Fozzie.  Look how cute his new pictures are! https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/

#379 - SKC Recap! Humane society! LAFC preview!

There are a TON of good dogs at the humane society right now https://www.oregonhumane.org and Fozzy is STILL AVAILABLE https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/  

#378 - Vancouver recap! SKC preview!

Fozzy is still up for adoption https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/ and Rickshaw Billie will be here Wednesday https://aftontickets.com/Rickshawbillie 

#377 - Adopt Fozzy! Philadelphia recap! Vancouver preview!!

I will give 5 minutes of airtime to anyone who adopts Fozzy - the biggest goofiest dog you are ever going to meet in your life.  https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/  

#376 - Houston recap! Welcome Cabecita! Philadelphia preview!

Listen to Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol and meet me at Mano Oculta on April 3. https://www.manooculta.com. Email us at morrisonicpod at gmail dot com

#375 - NYCFC recap! Around MLS! Houston preview!

Soccer is dumb, enjoy!  Email morrisonicpod at gmail if you live near Kennewick and want to scope out a dog for Pat!

#374 - Oscars podcast!

Dan from Timbros joins us to say stupid stuff about a crap movie called Oppenheimer!

#373 - DC United recap! DaBella Ciao! MLS suuuuucks! NYCFC preview!

Thanks for the wellwishes and sympathy regarding Arlo!  morrisonicpod at gmail!

#372 - Colorado recap! DC United preview! Happy trails Arlo!

Soccer ends around the 56 minute mark, then its all woohoo and dead friends.  Listen at your peril! morrisonicpod at gmail dot com

#371 - Kit Review! Season opener preview!

The audio on this one was weird and rough.  I actually tried to edit it, but I'm not sure if I made it it worse.

#370 - Season preview

A somewhat rushed but well intentioned season preview.  Email us at morrisonicpod at gmail.  

Oscars Trailer!

Join Pat and Dan from Timbros in our annual Oscar podcast in March.  Between now and then go ahead and watch all these damn movies.  None of them are bad, for once.

FIXED #369 - Midwinter stuff. Adios Yimmi! Thorns sale!

I POSTED SOMETHING AN HOUR AGO WITH AN EXTREMELY IRRITATING LAG.  USE THIS INSTEAD. Green is the color - https://greenisthecolor.substack.com LockedOn Blazers - https://lockedonpodcasts.com/podcasts/locked-on-blazers/  

#368 - So long Seba! Some other stuff!

Morrisonic Christmas playlist is up on Apple music.  The old one is on spotify but you'll need to add Billy Squier yourself

#367 - New coach, who dis?

There's a LOT of swearing in this episode.

#366 - Houston recap! Some random talk about a season that is over!

That's it.  That's all we got.

#365 - Montreal recap! Houston preview! Some coaching stuff!

Watch Rooney on Amazon, then watch Beckham on Netflix then meet us back here in a week

#364 - LA Galaxy recap! Montreal preview!

Honestly, the failing New York Times can absolutely get bent.  Keep Portland's name out your goddamn mouth.  #rctid

#363 - Colorado recap! LA Galaxy preview!

Sorry fellow Sad Dads, nothing but cheery soccer talk today.

#362 - College drop off talk! San Jose recap! Colorado preview!

Create a narrative that gets yuo where you need to go people!

#361 - Only soccer this time

We did a solid 20+ minutes of dad talk and I lost it.  It was my favorite Morrisonic ever.  We're both going to be fine, but at different rates of recovery.

#360 - Chivas USA recap! So long Grandpa Bruce! Austin preview!

Go see Kill Michael, they are rad.

#359! Vancouver recap! RSL recap! Seattle recap! Chivas USA preview!

You're just Chivas in disguise Oh oh you're just Chivas in disguise Oh oh you're just Chivas You're just Chivas You're just Chivas in disguise

#358 - Emergency pod! Gio is out!

#357 - Monterey recap! Some other stuff!

It's only like 4 minutes of death talk . . . 

#356 - New Zealand! San Jose recap! Tigres recap! Monterey preview!

Please adopt Alfie. https://www.oregonhumane.org/adopt/details/286193/ Morrisonicpod at gmail

#355 - Columbus recap! A tiny Leagues Cup preview!

It was quick but light . . . morrisonicpod at gmail

#354 - Colorado recap! Columbus preview!

Honk if you're still listening! morrisonicpod at gmail

#353 - Minnesota and Colorado recaps! Moreno wants out!

If you are still listening to Timbers podcasts at this point you are a maniac . . . .

#352 - Chicago and NYCFC recap! Minnesota preview!

Let's get this over with.

#351 - Dallas and San Jose recaps! Chicago and NYCFC previews

Plus some Messi talk

#350 - Seattle recap! Dallas preview!

I am busy, no notes this week.  morrisonicpod at gmail

#349 - SKC recap! Stupid Seattle preview!

Send someone a handwritten note telling them how much you appreciate them.  morrisonicpod at gmail dot com

#348 - RSL and Minnesota recap! Minnesota preview!

SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT PORTLAND!!!  Probably not its soccer team about the moment, though. https://www.portlandmercury.com/say-nice-things-about-portland/2023/05/17/46509660/say-nice-things-about-portland-a-manifesto

#347 - RSL recap! Vancouver recap! France! RSL preview! Minnesota preview!

I'll get the audio fixed this week probably.  Go Blazers.

#346 - Austin recap! Vancouver preview!

Yikes, sorry about the audio quality, our recording device is stuck on 100 and maybe I have to replace it.   Happy Mother's Day.

#345 - St Louis CITY RECAP! Austin preview.

all that and half a story about a duck.  email us at morrisonicpod at gmail dot com

#344 - Cincinnati recap! St. Louis

sorry for the energy level on my end, I have been up for a really long time

#343 - I believe in you, Dairon. Your magic is real.

Sounds dumb for a podcast to say, but there really are no words.

#342 - Vancouver recap! Sounders preview!

Bingo bango! Sugar in the gas tank!  Chancey Billups is a BUM

341 - FC Dallas recap! Vancouver preview!

Just soccer today, folks.  Straight down the middle.

#340 - LAGalaxy recap! FC Dallas preview!

Yes its's Thursday but Pete was on vacatioln in Canada and I wasn't going to bother him to talk about this crap.

#339 - ATL recap! Getting old! LA Galaxy preview

Listen to Big Boy talk about Dallas real estate https://overcast.fm/+9VStHdkjA and DON'T LET THE OLD GUY IN.

#338 - St Louis CITAAAAAAY recap! ATL preview!

There is a disturbing amount of soccer content in this one.  It's, like, all soccer.  Which is tough, because currently the Portland Timbers, um, stink.

#337 - LAFC recap! St Louis CITY preview!

This one's all soccer, guys.  It's all soccer.

#336 - OSCAR PREVIEW

Dan is here to talk about the cee-nay-mah!  Email morrisonicpod at gmail dot com if you like it and i'll get him back in less than another year

#335 - SKC recap! A tiny bit of an LAFC preview but I cut most of it accidentally!

Sorry, I was running on 3 hours of sleep and it showed, including accidentally clipping the last 20 minutes. morrisonic at gmail dot com  

#334 - Tuiloma! Playoff format! MLS Kit review! SKC preview!

#333 - A correction! Getting ready to get ready!

morrisonicpod at gmail dot com

Teaser - Dan and Pat will talk oscars in one month