In perhaps our thirstiest episode yet, hosts Vanessa and Elijah are joined by a special guest who crushes on young Bill Paxton just as hard as they do.  Guest Kelly Nugent challenges our hosts to pick the perfect martial arts counterpart to the cult classic slasher flick Mortuary (AKA Embalmed, AKA Hall of Death). Elijah counters with kung fu masterpiece The 8 Diagram Pole Fighter (AKA The Invincible Pole Fighters, AKA Invincible Pole Fighter), making the seldom-used “poles and trocars are kind of similar” argument.  But aside from both films having at least three titles, how much do they really have in common? How many times will our hosts say “trocar”? And just how sexy WAS young Bill Paxton? Find out in this week’s double-feature discussion! 

The official snack picks of Mortuary and The 8 Diagram Pole Fighter are Pocky and sloppy-ass nachos.   

This episode is brought to you by young Bill Paxton in a turtleneck.

Produced by: Sam Varella, Vanessa Guerrero, and Elijah Taylor

Music by: Travis Clark

Art by: Joe Oliver