#105 Mosiah 20-21: The burgers are better at McTemples!

And behold also there was a General Conference!

Brother Jones and Sister Patience have some fun with the gaffes from the April 2023 LDS General Conference, then proceed to read Mosiah 20 and 21.

A few of the stupidities:

Smitty gets carried away with his "beholds" in 20:19. And behold, it was hilarious.

The Book of Mormon is a (shitty) fantasy novel, so it's only fitting that Smitty refers to fighting like "dragons" in 20:11. However, he also forgot that his story is not just fantasy, but also fan-fiction of an earlier work: The Bible. And in so doing, created continuity issues with a beast God never created.

The "Flirt to Convert - Convert to Marry - Marry to Fuck" pipeline.

The anti-ASMR of gulping down Smitty's horseshit.

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