Much like Martin Luther King Jr, I have a dream. A dream to buy Africa and make it a better place for everyone.

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Well, I didn't want to say this, but I have cancer from fat women. That's right, they caused it, not my smoking or family history, it's fat women.

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Take a journey with us to both Ireland (in the form of a polluted river) and the Grand Canyon (which every river should eventually create).

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Well, I tasered my cat again. It's unfortunate, but ultimately in service of the greater good, it's so my wife will be safe. 

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Filling up my snake feeder with mice. Throwing rocks at my neighbor's stupid horse.

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I am going to travel back in time to join the White Panthers. No, it's not racist, it's anti racist actually. Anyway, what if Princess Peach was really fat?

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The cover image is one of the most haunting things I've ever seen. It's a man on some kind of beach in a season that nobody goes to the beach. He is in a diaper. He is happy. 

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Gus and Hesse's variety show!!! They talk about Naruto Percs, Evil Characters, and UK Weather. Enjoy!

Fresh off my MeansTV debut, we do an episode that is at least partially about the caste system in India. It's also where we brainstorm a new idea for a leftist streaming service for videos of white people being hit by trains.

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Well, my wife is dead, time to go to Thailand to get a new wife for $600. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial